Portal Cake Recipe
Contrary to popular opinion, the cake is not a lie. At least, not this one.
Because I lived in a dorm section affectionately referred to as "the gamers' suite", I inevitably hear of every new major game release, and bear witness to the excitement that follows shortly after completion of said games.
This time was no exception, with the release of The Orange Box
from Valve, or specifically, the game Portal
. After hearing the "Still Alive" endgame track more times than I care to recall, and having everyone go into hysterical fits of giggling at the mention of the word cake
I finally gave in to the inanity (and no, that's not a typo).
My suitemates were ecstatic and gleefully obliged me, providing several in-game reference photos of aforementioned cake. This image
is probably the best one, alongside someone else's early attempt to re-create the cake from the recipe mentioned in the game itself (I have no idea where it can be found, as I've never played Portal
before). However, since some elements in the recipe seem less than savory (I mean, fish shaped ethyl benzene?) I decided to do my own thing; start from the reference and build up from there.
It's an experiment in the truest sense, really. I haven't done this before, so what you'll see is what I'll get as I tinker around.
That being said, feel free to join me as I attempt to bring this unusual culinary project to completion.
NOTE: The Weighted Companion Cube is NOT my creation, but the papercraft artist and the build plans for him can be found here: Companion Cube Papercraft