The Chicken-Embryo Sandwich

Do you have a refrigerator full of chicken-embryo's and have no idea what to do with them? Have you ever wanted to know how to make the world's greatest seasoned chicken-embryo and cheese sandwich? If "YES" is your answer, then this is the Instructable for you! Before we begin you will need to appropriate all of the proper ingredients and tools required to assemble this delectable treat.

Step 1 The Tools of the Trade

Ingredients:

1- Large grade-A egg
1- ¼ cup of your favorite shredded cheese
2- Slices of your favorite bread
1- Shakable container of “season-all”
1- Pinch of pepper

Tools:

1- Smooth microwave safe bowl
1- Microwave
1- Bread toasting device
1- Fork

Comments

[abun1991]

sounds good, so i decided to try it as the first thing i tried to cook. here goes nothing...

*munch*

...
...i overdid the egg. oh well, its breakfast. thanks for the recipe!

[bFusion]

Don't ever crack your egg on the side of a bowl; it drives tiny shards of shell into the egg you're going to be cooking. Crack it on a countertop or other flat surface.

[ComplacentBard]

i always crack my eggs on a bowl and have never had shell in them

[bFusion]

Just because you can't see them doesn't me they aren't there.

Regardless, that's just advice I've heard from many cooking shows. You are, of course, welcome to crack your eggs however you want :)

[bartmonkey13]

I prefer to just drop the egg with enough force to crack it into a side bowl, remove the shell, inspect for shell shrapnel in the side bowl, and then move the egg into the bowl I am mixing things in. 95% of the time I don't have pieces of eggshell, but sometimes the egg just cracks weird. But, if you do get eggshell fragments, just think of it as extra protein :P

[blaver]

great instructable, weally ritty too

[hogey74]

Nicely written but I think dead chicken foetus is much less offensive.

[LegendofPedro]

But it would be wrong. Eggs aren't fertilised so they are neither foetuses nor dead.

[hogey74]

true - it was my poor attempt at gross humour

[Seleziona]

AWESOME!

[yokozuna]

I make this very similar to the same way you do... except i use two eggs, butter the toast, don't use seasoning, and replace your shredded cheese with velveeta. However, I too found that using the bowl makes it fit nicely on the toast when you're done with your creation.  Lately, I've considered adding bacon bits, but have never remembered when I was actually making one.  Nice instructable.

[nolte919]

Do you shred, cube or slice the velveeta?

[yokozuna]

Two thin slices, i cook the egg first, then melt in on top when the egg is mostly cooked.  If I were cooking them together like yourself I'd probably cube it.

[heheheha]

For added flair you can learn the ol fashion one handed egg crackin

[Yerboogieman]

They called eggs that on The Coneheads.

[90mp11]

bad taste...really bad

[xenor]

I think this Instructable should be renamed "The Chicken Ovulation Sandwich"

[Fishpail]

I second this, I thought they were talking about chicken embryos, like the eggs with the dead baby chickens inside. Since TRUE chicken embryos exists, I thought that's what they were talking about.

I don't eat those (embryos) but I was legitimately curious as to what they would've written about it.

Yeesh trying to keep an open mind is gross work. :S

[bFusion]

I prefer calling them simply "Liquid Chickens"

[robotguy4]

"The Chicken Menstruation Sandwich" is much more descriptive and factual.

Either way, eggs that are store-bought are not fertilized (provided that the store in question isn't Shady Bob Grocery™ or something similar).  Fertilized eggs are embryos. Therefore, store-bought eggs are not embryos.

Furthermore, eggs are not fruit...

[golddigger1559]

i love coneheads <XD

[golddigger1559]

 the movie

[dchall8]

Very good.

What about the ketchup and mustard?

[saurus]

So, are the eggs kind of in similar vein to being scrambled? That would be my only qualm if it weren't.

Otherwise, epic overall.

[lemminggenocide]

yeh I'm not really a fan of eating unborn chickens
I don't mind chicken eggs though .........................

[puddingbeach]

 descriptive.....

[MadBricoleur]

my mom makes this all the time for me, but not with cheese :( I'll try the cheese.