In memory of the surrealists who cut up pieces of text out of newspapers or books to create new narratives with horrendous plots I decided to take a tawdry novel and open it up to a vast realm of new possibilities. With the pages sliced up you can rearrange the tale of kids drinking, drugging and screwing. Go straight from the psychiatrist couch into a heroin binge and then into a fight with the disconnected parents. Only faster this time.
Or you could just accept this as an aesthetic exercise to see what you can create with a budget of $5 and a rainy afternoon to kill.
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The other qualities of greatness would relate to the thickness of the paper and the width of the pages. I've done a couple of other versions of this with a big thesaurus and the feel of the paper was better. I didn't feel bad about that as I don't believe in synonyms and any excuse to take those out of circulation is good in my opinion.
In addition to the book, get a pencil, an X-Acto with fresh blades, and a ruler.
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A lot of people would consider this kind of "dissection" to be disrespectful. But, I've done a lot worse to Bibles just carrying them around for years.
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Yep, strictly taboo! Because it's a precision measuring instrument. If you shave a bit of the edge with your X-acto or other razor knife, you've compromised the precision of the scale. This is especially true of engineer's scales, where you are measuring 1000ths of an inch or millimeter. If your drawing is off by a couple of thousandths, something ain't gonna fit after your expensive tooling is made from that drawing. Yeah, that's the old way, it's mostly CAD now.
You gotta respect the tools! Especially the older ones. You'd be hard pressed to find a good quality scale these days. I have a few of my machinist/pattern maker great-grandfather's tools, and they are heirloom quality treasures as far as I am concerned. Most I still use occasionally.
I would like if you could remove it, as it is never in context.