The Dog's Guide To Mooching

I am going to teach you how to get a share of your unsuspecting human's food.

Step 1 Your Objective

Common! You are a loved member of the family, why should you be happy with doggy food? You must obtain the people food using everything you've got!

Comments

[popcorn4lunch]

lol!! and cute dog!

[Sithen]

Very clever. I liked how you called the TV the 'Light Box'.

[dla888]

I think my dogs have read this. All seven of 'em.

[Master_Craftsman]

There's a much easier way for a dog to get human food - just slobber on it, or sneeze on the plate.

[Cinder2007]

Epic instructable. Did you, the kid in the pics make this?

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

Yea. So?

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

If this turns into another large age argument like on my other iBle, let me get the facts straight: I'm 15. I drive. I'm short, I know.

[qwertyzzz18]

i thought you need to be 16...

[GorillazMiko]

THAT'S YOU!??!!?

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

That's me almost two years ago. Doesn't even remotely look like me now...

[GorillazMiko]

I'm sure...

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

Puberty works wonders.

[Warlrosity]

I'm starting, I'm SCARED!!!!!!help

[bumpus]

:D

[CrafterCassie]

Nothing's wrong with being short. I'm not in High School and I'm tall! When I was at the fun fair there was this obstacle course and I lost to my little sister because i got stuck in the little holes you're supposed to crawl through! :(

[agdollison]

i now i am turning 16 and i am only 5" 1' 1/2

[Metal4God]

but ur a good artist, just saying, i'm shot 2 btw i'm 5 foot 3 inches

[Matticus IV]

You got shot?

[Metal4God]

no i meant short

[jeffconnelly]

14 years; 5ft.2

[corey_caffeine]

hah 14 5'9"

[Metal4God]

so isnt my friend garret

[Metal4God]

i hear ya bro

[Sunbanks]

Hehe I'm short too....There's a guy at school that makes fun of me so I kick himin the shins. Really hard. I left a bruise once...

[Box_Full_Of_Sharp_Objects]

Hehe i same as me, i sock him in the face ...

[Sunbanks]

And once I kicked him right between the legs :D

[corey_caffeine]

no don't ever do that

[rocknrollskwurl]

dude i know wacha mean, im 15 and i build stuff with power tools and half the equipment in our garage is mine, yet i have useful instructables. thats the thing on these websites is age shudent matter

[jeffconnelly]

unless you can't spell. I'm 14, and I always check my spelling first. That's why people are ageist, it's because of stuff like "wacha", and "shudent". you have no excuse either, there's a "check spelling" button right there! And the i's, too. CAPITALIZE!!! I sound like my english teacher right now, but it really does make you look stupid. I have nothing against weird spelled names, just try and make your comments a little more presentable. Sorry for wasting the time of literates, -Jeff

[Doctor What]

Exactly.

[Cinder2007]

I wasnt implying that it did. I just asked a simple question. Christ. Im 15 too and 5 5'. ALl my friends are like a foot taller than me. So i look like a midget in comparison. But i wasnt trying to insult you Spl1nt3rC3ll.

[Spl1nt3rC3ll]

Sorry, I'm 5 foot 2 and a lot of people think I'm younger then I am. Whenever they ask me my age and I say fifteen, they say your seriosly not fifteen!. I've seen people who think I'm twelve, even eight! (I have no clue why they went that low). No, I don't have that disease thing.

[Labot2001]

Ha, I'm 16 and 5'2" (BTW I'm replying to a post from a year ago - how tall are you now?) I use my height to get into the movies on a kid's ticket :D

[Cinder2007]

Im sorry too. Ive been in the same place, a little kid wanted to fight me once cause he assumed i was his age. I was 15 then. But i act like im 8 sometimes so iunno.

[special_friend]

omg! cute pic! i wish my dog could pose for the camera... --__--;;;

[geodez]

obtain the people food

[thapropguy]

That dog is adorable. I am not afraid to say it.

Oh and I think that my dog has been getting on my laptop when I'm at school... he does every, single step in this instructable, down to the last detail.

And speaking of last, the last picture is also adorable. Unbearably adorable.

[Plasmana]

This is a nice dog... :-(

[GorillazMiko]

Funny instructable. Make one about how to mooch of people, when you are a person. My friend is good at it.

[Goodhart]

so it my wife *sigh*