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The Lazy Bachelor's Guide to Jalapeno Poppers

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So you want some homemade jalapeno poppers, do you? It's not that hard, here's my guide.

Lazy Bachelor's Jalapeno Poppers

Serves: 1 (6 poppers)
Prep Time: Approximately 5 months

Ingredients:

6 good sized jalapenos
3 lbs ground beef
brick of jack cheese
cream cheese
couple eggs
flour
bread crumbs
some vegetable oil for frying

First plant some jalapeno peppers. I like to grow mine from seed. I live in zone 6, so I plant them indoors about mid-March. Next put them outside around mid-May. Depending on growing conditions, sunlight, rainfall, watering, and fertilizing, you should be ready to make poppers in August. Wait until the peppers are good sized, don't be tempted to pick them early.
 
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Step 1: Gather your forces

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Behold! Your ingredients. Really the jalapenos are the star of the meal. I highly recommend growing your own if possible. If not, well, I suppose store bought are ok, but less cool factor. Good bread crumbs would have been an improvement I think. Make your own bread fresh from scratch, a day or two later toast it, crush it up. Yeah.

Step 2: Construct the Filling

Don't stress about the exact proportions. About two fingers of cream cheese is the proper amount. Grate in some jack. More than you should, because you know you'll sample some of it. Next crumble in some browned ground beef. You did brown the ground beef, didn't you? Fine, I didn't mention that part, but what, were you going to put raw ground beef in your poppers? Cmon, that's disgusting. Anyway mix in as much ground beef as you like, but make sure it still clumps together nicely. You may have some ground beef left over. Stop crying about it and eat it later. It's tasty.
l8nite2 years ago
that's an interesting filling. Personally I cut the top off the pepper and rinse out the seeds then stuff with a cooked hot sausage and cheddar mix and bake unbreaded, 1 because I'm to lazy to clean up all the mess breading entails and 2, it's how my grandfather made stuffed cherry peppers (he pan fried his) Thank you for sharing
mcarlson9 (author)  l8nite2 years ago
Sausage? Yes. Yes. Drooling a little. fortunately have lots of jalapenos still on the plants, so this will be revisited.
if you have TONS to do, consider getting a cookie press!
instead of cookie dough, fill with your filling.
cut the tops off and de-seed. leave the membrane, if you like it hot.
Now, stick the cookie press tip into the pepper, and filler up.
bread and bake(or fry). I prefer bake. It's "healthier" so I can convince myself I can eat more of them when finished ;-)
oh yes, the sausage and cheese is my go to stuffing for all kinds of hot peppers, the long hungarian or italian peppers of course jalapenos and occasionally habaneros. The last is really to hot to eat very many of but makes a great conversation platter at a party.
I tried using fresh peppers before but the skin on them makes them harder to eat. I switched to using pickled (canned) peppers. alternativly you can fire roast them and peal the skin off, that way the are softer and easier to eat.
also for mine i carmelize red onion and put that on the exposed chream cheese (like a sandwhich). its pretty tasty.

These look tasty, i will try and make these.
canucksgirl2 years ago
Very entertaining read and great sounding recipe! I've only ever done the plain old cream cheese, so this would be a nice treat.

Thanks for sharing! and if you don't mind the suggestion, a nice photo of the final product as your main image (because its used as a thumbnail to identify your instructable), would be a really good idea.

YUM!
mcarlson9 (author)  canucksgirl2 years ago
Thanks, I took your suggestion. I think the jack cheese + the jack is essential, adding anything else is just bonus. If I could cook bacon without eating it as it gets done, I might try that.
You have that problem too? It's hard making food 'ibles when you eat it all before the photos get taken. :P

Looks great!
Even your Step 5 photo would look great (to entice the members in). :-)