The Pirate Chef: Cooking Apron and Hat

Avast ye scurvey Instructables.com community dogs!  If ye like ter cook up grub aboard the barbecue grill, this here Instructable be for ye.  Me, Cap'n Toglefritz, will show ye how ter rig up an apron and a hat fer cookin'.  Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!  Ye be nigh a pair o' hours from ye new apron and hat.  Fair winds to ye!

Step 1 Amass Ye Booty (Materials)

Yo-ho-ho here be the booty ye shall need ter sew up ye apron:

Materials:

• 2 yards o' white sail (cotton fabric)
• 1 can o' black Krylon spray paint
• White thread

Cutlasses (Tools)

• Sewing machine
• Scissors
• Iron
• Measuring tape
• Pins
• Masking tape
• X-Acto knives

Comments

[hassi]

Nice Ible, except for the language thing. The Ible would be significantly more useful if a (modern) English translation were made available. Soon?

[canida]

Arrrr, most excellent. Can ye make a wee one for me parrot?