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It's coming. Someday soon, it will happen. The government and media have hushed up the outbreaks, but word has still leaked out. We've heard whispers about strange plagues, random bite attacks, and the restless dead. There have been a few incidents in isolated rural areas, easily contained. A handful of urban incidents, with all of the eye witnesses mysteriously vanished. You have certainly heard about the terrorist attack in a small town in Arizona, where the terrorists detonated a nuclear bomb, but did you know this bomb was actually launched by an Air Force bomber? What could be so dangerous that the government would destroy thousands of it's own citizens as collateral damage?
Some of us have our eyes and ears open to the truth. We know what's really going on, and we know that someday soon, it will come. It has many names. Doomsday. Armageddon. Z-Day. The Zombie Apocalypse.
Are you prepared?
Not everyone has the time and resources to buy a mountaintop fortress stocked with three years worth of canned goods. In this instructable, I will show you how to assemble a small kit that can be carried with you at all times, and make you better prepared to survive the inevitable Zombie War.
***UPDATE 5/4/10: As of now, if you post a picture of yourself done up in zombie garb and makeup in the comments section, I'll send you a DIY patch! Make sure you're holding something with your user name on it, so I know it's really you!***
Some of us have our eyes and ears open to the truth. We know what's really going on, and we know that someday soon, it will come. It has many names. Doomsday. Armageddon. Z-Day. The Zombie Apocalypse.
Are you prepared?
Not everyone has the time and resources to buy a mountaintop fortress stocked with three years worth of canned goods. In this instructable, I will show you how to assemble a small kit that can be carried with you at all times, and make you better prepared to survive the inevitable Zombie War.
***UPDATE 5/4/10: As of now, if you post a picture of yourself done up in zombie garb and makeup in the comments section, I'll send you a DIY patch! Make sure you're holding something with your user name on it, so I know it's really you!***
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Signing UpStep 1Gather items
Here is the list of items you will need for your Zombie Survival kit:
1 Small multitool
1 Roll of dental floss
3 Sewing needles
1 Mini-Bic Lighter
30 Ibuprofen
14 Multivitamins
1 Tube antibiotic ointment
3 Firecrackers
9 1.5v button cells
12 Inches of sturdy copper wire
1 White Superbright LED
10 Caffeine pills
1 Cyanide capsule
1 List of instructions - more on this later
Put everything except the multitool in an altoids tin. It will just barely close, so tape it up with duct tape to finish the job. The multitool stays out of the tin, since you will certainly find it useful between now and Z-Day.
1 Small multitool
1 Roll of dental floss
3 Sewing needles
1 Mini-Bic Lighter
30 Ibuprofen
14 Multivitamins
1 Tube antibiotic ointment
3 Firecrackers
9 1.5v button cells
12 Inches of sturdy copper wire
1 White Superbright LED
10 Caffeine pills
1 Cyanide capsule
1 List of instructions - more on this later
Put everything except the multitool in an altoids tin. It will just barely close, so tape it up with duct tape to finish the job. The multitool stays out of the tin, since you will certainly find it useful between now and Z-Day.
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Just my two cents... Would be an epic gift for zombie enthusiasts i know.
5 Stars.
For example, here in Canada they're legal and all that, usually beside the vitamins and what not, but the pharmacy beside my house refuses to carry them because the "head pharmacist" thinks they're too dangerous...but I've gotten them in plenty of other pharmacies of the same name.
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Thanks(:
I am sooo making one..
But, where do you get a Cyanide pill? o.O
If you build something like this for your nephew, I'd love to see a photo, I love that stuff! And let me tell you, if my aunt had given me a zombie survival kit when I was younger, I would have been ECSTATIC!
my house is as zombie-safe as it gets
- two fallback-possibilities
- almost no people around
-plenty of food in the forrests
- and if the theory with frozen zombies in winter works out, i have almost 5 months in peace while walking outside and smashing zombie heads ;P
*sounds almost romantic*
there is one essential tip missing in the instruction-sheet:
destruction of stairs if there`s a second floor - thats in my opinion the most important step for securing.
great instructable :)
I'm with you on the stairs, I should have included it. Too late now though, that sheet was a lot of work and I'm not going to revise it at this point!
My house is in no way ready for Z-Day right now . . . big windows, in the city, not much in the way of food reserves . . . oh well, I hope you have fun smashing my zombified head as I lay frozen in the snow!