Some of us have our eyes and ears open to the truth. We know what's really going on, and we know that someday soon, it will come. It has many names. Doomsday. Armageddon. Z-Day. The Zombie Apocalypse.
Are you prepared?
Not everyone has the time and resources to buy a mountaintop fortress stocked with three years worth of canned goods. In this instructable, I will show you how to assemble a small kit that can be carried with you at all times, and make you better prepared to survive the inevitable Zombie War.
***UPDATE 5/4/10: As of now, if you post a picture of yourself done up in zombie garb and makeup in the comments section, I'll send you a DIY patch! Make sure you're holding something with your user name on it, so I know it's really you!***
Step 1: Gather items
1 Small multitool
1 Roll of dental floss
3 Sewing needles
1 Mini-Bic Lighter
1 Tube antibiotic ointment
9 1.5v button cells
12 Inches of sturdy copper wire
1 White Superbright LED
10 Caffeine pills
1 Cyanide capsule
1 List of instructions - more on this later
Put everything except the multitool in an altoids tin. It will just barely close, so tape it up with duct tape to finish the job. The multitool stays out of the tin, since you will certainly find it useful between now and Z-Day.