So you got caught, AGAIN?! And, they took your sock mace? Well you might as well just make something better. The Slugger, for those tough jobs! ( Like the warden. ) But wait there's more! With some pencils you can maximize your effectiveness!
Step 1: Materials
A pipe, duct tape, pencils, and a block of wood.
Step 2: Stuff, and Er, Things?
Now generously tape your wood to the pipe.
Step 3: Spikes, or Erm....... Pencils?
Now raid the art room, and tape those suckers onto the wood.
Step 4: A Word of Caution
I, Duck Norris, am not responsible for what you do with this, it is intended as a prop, and only a prop.