Folks, do you know anyone who is unruly, misbehaving, or just needs a good ol' spanking? Well I have just the right tool for you. Speaking of having the right tools, did you know that Techshop offers a great place for anyone who is looking to build, hack, or invent? This project right here was made using one of Techshop's most popular tools. Can you guess what it is? If you said a laser engraver then you are correct!!!
In this Instructable, I will show you how to build your own spanker. You can customize your own or use the Corel Draw file provided if you happen to be in a hurry to spank someone or yourself.
Step 1: What you need
For this project, I used 2 different colors of acrylic. Choose 2 of your favorite colors. I've seen similar types of spanking paddles sold online with just a single sheet 1/4" acrylic. We will be using 3 separate layers to provide more mass and a more rigid paddle. I advise against the single layer paddles since they do shatter if you spank someone hard enough. Practice safe spanking.
1x 1/8" acrylic 15x6
1x 1/4" acrylic 15x6
Step 2: Lets Design
Here is the process I used to build this paddle. I chose Corel Draw since it was readily available. You folks can also use Adobe Illustrator to build your paddle.
The following photos will provide you with the steps I used. Scroll over the photos for steps.
After your design is complete, make sure you select "Hairline" in Corel Draw so that the laser knows which lines to cut out.
Step 3: Fire in the Hole!!! Its time to cut.
Here is the middle layer being cut out. This is the 1/8" piece. I leave the protective film on while I do my cuts.
Settings for a 60w laser (your settings may vary)