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The Stoopid Thing: Kite-powered Personal Flight

video The Stoopid Thing: Kite-powered Personal Flight
Do not attempt! Fortunately, the first time I tried this it worked and there was a video camera running, so I've never had to try again.

The video footage is from Nahant Beach, MA in the summer of 2003. Saul, Tim, and I were convinced that using a large kitesurfing kite it would be possible to "fly" a human anchored to some point on the ground. It's not exactly an original idea, and had been used for hundreds of years for military reconnaissance, but when you haven't done it yourself, anything can seem like a new and exciting idea, right?

In 15-20 mph of wind, I flew a 20 sqm kite that I could just barely keep under control when it was fully de-powered. On the back of my harness, attached with a quick-release, was a 100 ft rope with a waterskiing-like handle at the end. Tim held on to me, helping to hold me down, and we waded out into the water. Once I could barely touch the bottom, I powered-up the kite and shot into the air. Tim held on to the handle and wakeboarded behind me.

The initial launch into the air was intense, and I suddenly had a spectacular view of the beach and pretty much all the way to Boston. After some practice, I was able to control my height and speed dipping my feet into the water and then soaring into the sky. It was as close to personal flight as I've ever gotten, and was simply amazing.

Lots of things could have gone wrong, which is why you shouldn't try this, and why I haven't repeated it. Some of the many dangers include falling, getting knocked out, wrapped up in lines or rope, and drowning. After 10 minutes of flight, my arms were so tired that swimming was near impossible and treading water difficult - good thing Tim was right behind me to take the kite as soon as I reached the shore.
TruthHunter2 years ago
Here's a video of what can happen and how quick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm5tiw2ICh0&feature=related

Probably less turbulence over water, but did you have this much control?

And there is this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgAIAfLbcWY&feature=related

Reminds me of a T shirt I saw once It said..."Everybody needs a purpose in life. Mine is to be a bad example
Dr.Bill3 years ago
I see this done with Kite Boards.

They don't stay up as long as you did.

I always saw this kind of thing as trolling for sharks when in the partially water.
sidneybri3 years ago
too funny
 dude is that the oregon coast

ewilhelm (author)  MteamyMcHotsauce5 years ago
Boston.
nerfer1926 years ago
dude that looks so fun! *do not try this at home* classic mythbusters. hey eric i think you should be a mythbuster.
Seconded!
ewilhelm (author)  nerfer1926 years ago
Thanks for your support! Maybe I should apply!!
You should see if you can at least be on a show.
that would be awesome to see you on tv busting myths with adam and jamie. i guess this is cool my science teacher really like mythbusters and we watch it in class and she let us do a extra-credit mythbusters project.
ewilhelm (author)  nerfer1926 years ago
So are you going to post an Instructable about your project?
oh sorry, i didnt mean for instructables, i will turn it in for school, as it is just a paragraph about the myth they busted and how it works with the scientific method. though if you suggested a myth that is safe to try at home, i might bust (or confirm!) it and make an instructables on how it was done.
Haha, that looked like something out of the old batman, especially with the hero-y music!
I've tried paragliding and found that pretty sluggish getting around the skies. I can't imagine how much strength it must have taken to get any control of the kite surfer. I'm used to flying 600lbs gliders made from aluminium (airplanes without engines) and that's bad enough.
I'm inthe air on this thing typing to u from my laptop. how do I get down?
macrumpton6 years ago
At least you were smart enough to do it over the water. You could die even easier over the land.
zachninme7 years ago
Haha! Why do you have such big kites if they're so powerful?
ewilhelm (author)  zachninme7 years ago
Does not compute.

I have big kites because they're powerful.
But then how do you use them if you just float away?
...nevermind.
because floaTING away is awesome!
ewilhelm (author)  zachninme7 years ago
Ok, the real answer is that you need kites of different sizes for different wind speeds. In 12 MPH of wind, a 20 sqm kite is fine for me; in 20 MPH I like to use a 13 sqm.
Ahh, makes sense. That explains a lot of questions that have floated around in my head about 'boarding, actually.
dchall87 years ago
I parasailed once and that was about the funnest thing I've done. I wore a harness, though. You were hanging??? Uh, get a harness. It looks like you were wearing a helmet? Was there something heavy that might have hit you on the head? I guess you might have drifted over land where the landing might have been a little rougher. Can you control those kites so you don't have to land over deep water?
ewilhelm (author)  dchall87 years ago
I have pretty good control over the kite, and I was wearing both a helmet and a harness. My arms got so tired because steering and sheeting a kite of that size in that much wind takes a lot of force.

I wasn't specifically worried about being hit in the head, I just wear a helmet during most of my sports -- I figure I've invested too much in my head not to protect it. See How to remove the leash from your kiteboard and why.
Oh my....... that's.... insane! Seriously awesome, but incredibly dangerous! (so.... I can't try? v_v)
austin7 years ago
"stoopid" is spell wrong it should have a "y" in it.
That looks like so much fun!
haahahahahahaha awesome :-)
fegundez17 years ago
I believe life jacket is a good idea!This could be a fun adventure if one works out the safety possibilities first,of course posting this will give some of us who live at the beach ideas.....
Bongmaster7 years ago
haha :D dangerous it may be it must have been fun :D I had fun flying my stunt kite on top of a mountain but it was not strong enough to drag me about :D but it was cold :S
whatsisface7 years ago
Hahaha awesome!