Introduction: The Taxidermied Fish Helmet!

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A combination of my two loves: Dead animals, and hats. Guaranteed to get attention and a laugh (and possibly a psych check.)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

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For this project you need:
A cheap, easy to drill through helmet (I used a hard hat that had been in my closet)
A preserved fish or similar animal
A drill, preferably high torque
Wood Screws

Step 2: Prepare Your Materials

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There are few pictures here, because i didn't think to start taking them until about two steps into the process. Anyways:
1. Remove any webbing from the inside of the helmet (if you can). Mine just unsnapped and was put back in later.
2. Remove fish or other animal from any mounting it may be on. Generally they are either glued or screwed into a base, so this shouldn't be too hard.
3. Set aside fish gently, being careful not to break the fins.
Get out your drill and screws at this point. Make sure you are in a well-ventilated area, as drilling into plastic and preserved animals may produce fumes.

The piece of wood shown in the third picture is the original mount the fish came off of.

Step 3: Drill Into the Pieces

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Sizes and placement of the screw will vary, and I did not take picture of the holes being made due to my hands being busy. You may want to have two helmets, so that you have one to practice on. I placed the screws about an inch and a half apart, due to a bulge in the middle of the helmet. I simply placed the fish sideways against the helmet (turned sideways also), and drilled through them both with two woodscrews.

Step 4: Test Your New Helmet!

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I failed to take into account the fact that the fish weighed about ten pounds when I was putting it onto the helmet, and so it is a bit top-heavy. I may soon devise how to add a chinstrap. Yes, I blacked out my eyes, but thats cause i am a minor and don't want creepy people stalking me. Also, don't walk through any doorways without first checking they are higher than your fish.

Step 5: Congratulate Yourself on Such a Pimp Hat (and Explanation of Why I Made This)

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I made this because it was funny, and for a semi-practical reason. The camp where i work requires that you wear a hat at all times when serving food in the serving line, and so this is simply a way of expressing myself when doing so. I acquired the hat about two years ago as a joke, after I built a potato cannon. The fish was given to me because the person that had it didn't have any idea what to do with it (as he had been given it also). I may post another instructable at some point on modifying the fish(IE, replacing the eyes with L.E.D.S, or putting an Ipod speaker in it. P.S: I know you are all tired of hearing this, but this is my first instructable, please constructive criticism only.


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foxtrot4697 (author)2009-10-21

nightmare before christmas, the hat made with the bat and the hat made out of a rat.

swolleneyeball (author)2009-08-31

A big flood light pointing out of the mouth would be amazing!

Warlrosity (author)2009-07-25


pleabargain (author)2009-06-25

Rock on! Where are you serving? I'd be happy to eat fish sticks at your chow line!

canida (author)2008-05-02

This is AWESOME! I can't wait to see the audio LED version. Have you considered death rays?

The Insomniac (author)canida2008-05-02

I would consider death rays, but bass are a non-confrontational, docile species. I may add a tractor beam though.

bowmaster (author)The Insomniac2009-04-05

I one time made tractor-beam glove and I aimed it at a car expecting to pull it to me but since it weighed more I was the one who got pulled.

Gjdj3 (author)The Insomniac2008-05-04

That just made my day. Thank you. Lol.

not the mutant sea bass!

Galilxg3 (author)The Insomniac2008-05-03


bowmaster (author)2009-04-05

You should put a mini 'tater cannon in the fish.

jdtwelve12 (author)2008-10-16

Dude, on the one hand I completely respect your right to privacy, and applaud your efforts to protect your identity... on the other hand, I can't help chuckling when I hear a guy wearing a fish on his head say he's worried about creepy people stalking him. :) Awesome hat, btw. Maybe a future version could lower the center of gravity and avoid the rafters by having the fish sit more "around" the head... also, I'd be willing to bet that with a little LED ingenuity, you could make this fish internally lit for safety during night use. :)

minerug (author)2008-07-21

If you had a fat enought fish, you could put the helmet inside the fish, so it would look like you have a fish through your head

mangadragon (author)2008-07-08

Nice bass! Catch that yourself? Great instructable. Fantastic novelty hat that would definitely turn heads.

garden burger (author)2008-06-30

ha ha.....ITS A FISH HELMET!!!!! its funny

pacey_waring (author)2008-05-16

YES, FISH LED'S!!! a point to consider- the eyes are near the top of the head, and it's kind of high-up anyways... so people may have a hard time seeing LEDs especially if they are sitting, and being served food. Perhaps you could have LED's pointing into the helmet, making an ambient light between your hair and the helmet itself? you could hollow out the fish and put the batteries inside the fish!

Mr. Rig It (author)2008-05-06

I am laughing yet disturbed by this at the same time. Great use of materials, this would be great for a MASH IT contest.

Stanislaw (author)2008-05-05

heh - now that is a "fishing hat" you could add a felt patch for fishing flies :D

killerjackalope (author)2008-05-02

Speaker in the mouth... led eyes and just for kicks get a tazidermied squirrel and add it riding the fish... Then play ride of the valkryies when entering a room... Excellent idea, I love it, the fish also suits well...

jaysbob (author)killerjackalope2008-05-04

I was thinking the same thing. about the speaker anyway, the squirrel not so much, lol.

killerjackalope (author)jaysbob2008-05-05

Just my wierd self then...

GorillazMiko (author)2008-05-02

Hahaha, so cool! Imagine a light bulb in the mouth of the fish. :P +1 rating.

lucianoabcd (author)GorillazMiko2008-05-04

LOL would be like one of those fishes which live in very deep waters and have kind of "lights" (actually colonies of luminiscent bacteria)... would be great!

LinuxH4x0r (author)2008-05-02

Awesome! I really like it

Babyshoes (author)2008-05-02

Nice idea! I like the thought of keeping within the rules - ie wearing a hat at work, while expressing your individuality! Have you actually worn this at work yet? Did it go down well? Wouldn't a plastic fish be easier to wear though?

The Insomniac (author)Babyshoes2008-05-02

I haven't worn this to work yet, as work doesn't start for another month and a half. I probably should have made it clear, it is not a full-time job, as I staff at a seasonal scout camp. The few people i have shown pictures of it to think its great though. A plastic fish would have been a lot easier, but not half as realistic looking. Thanks for the comment btw, I hope to have many more 'ables up soon.

meganlickslemons (author)2008-05-02

this is ridiculous

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