Ok, you've just had the most incredible experience of your LIFE: you saw an honest-to-god police car chase. It was so exciting you crushed your milkshake container on your chest, spilling delicious shake everywhere. No time to be worried, though--you need to tell your friends about this! You bike your booty over to Mikey's house, yelling, but alas--the gate is locked. And Mouth WILL NOT let you in unless you do the Truffle Shuffle. Well, have no fear--this instructable will prepare you to bust the dance move out at Mikey's house, in the club... hell, you can take it to the streets if you want. You might lose your dignity, but you will gain +30 points in AWESOMENESS, at least in my book.