The Twittering office chair "tweets" (posts a Twitter update) upon the detection of natural gas such as that produced by human flatulence. This is part of my commitment to accurately document and share my life as it happens.
For more in depth theory, please see the next step entitled Theory.
See the results of the toots of your on labor on Twitter.
For more in depth theory, please see the next step entitled Theory.
See the results of the toots of your on labor on Twitter.
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According to my coworker, Twitter is supposed to happen in that space between Flickr posts and Facebook updates, in the space when life actually happens. Well, in the space of time "when life actually happens," life actually happens. It is neither pretty nor ugly. It is just life. If Twitter is supposed to be a document of life as it happens, then it should really document life, indiscriminately, as it happens without interference. If it fails to do this, then life then becomes the space between "tweets" (Twitter posts).
Therefore, it is of the utmost importance, to be able to update Twitter with life events without actually interfering with the event themselves. The documentation of life, henceforth, needs to be automated.
That said, I decided the first part of life that needed to be documented was my daily flatulence at work. I am not going to lie, I am a gassy individual. Since my flatulence is a part of life, it would be fraudulent of me to document life as it happens without documenting these occurrences.
In keeping with the process of non-interference in daily activity, I have created an office chair to both detect and Twitter my flatulence without having to bother me to update it myself.
Therefore, it is of the utmost importance, to be able to update Twitter with life events without actually interfering with the event themselves. The documentation of life, henceforth, needs to be automated.
That said, I decided the first part of life that needed to be documented was my daily flatulence at work. I am not going to lie, I am a gassy individual. Since my flatulence is a part of life, it would be fraudulent of me to document life as it happens without documenting these occurrences.
In keeping with the process of non-interference in daily activity, I have created an office chair to both detect and Twitter my flatulence without having to bother me to update it myself.
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sammy jr - never heard of that company but can recommend http://www.margolisfurniture.co.uk/office_storage
Of course if I was to sit on that chair you'd never hear a tweet out of me all day
;-)
where can we follow that chair??
actually I am looking for a Chair (that's how I laned on this page), does anyone know this company?
www.chworkspace.co.uk/
Can you help me find some kind of way to make it detect when i sit, stand, and how much weight is put upon it?
http://www.instructables.com/member/plusea
Thanks again
Would be BA if it could tell what you ate..
When you spin it could say "I'm getting reeeeaaaally dizzy" and when you sit on it it could say "God he's so fat" (no offense and I'm not saying you are fat)
While it's not so critical here, it is good electronics hygiene.
Maybe a mesh office chair like one here: http://www.intercounty.com could make linking the whole thing up to a human easier?