Picture of The Ultimate Banana Guard
When ever I take a banana In my pack for mountain biking it always gets squashed.

Plastic guards are all very well for walkers but they don't stand up to sliding down a hillside with a bike on top of you.

To this end, I made the Ultimate Banana Guard and it works.

In the video you will see that it resists, impact, abrasion, attack, squashing and not least, for the sake of fun, fire.

Please vote if you like this Indestructible.

No bananas were harmed in the making of this video.

Step 1: Cutting the tube.

Picture of Cutting the tube.
I imagined building a hinged metal box but then I remembered the bed frame on my metal pile, ( everything eventually gets used ).

The curve was perfect.
I measured it against a few bananas and cut a suitable size.
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buck22172 months ago

Well you should always guard your banana

dizzle97610 months ago
honestly, this is one of the better instructables ive seen. great job man....

Like the US Pineapple and Lemon grenades? A new development?

Tee hee hee! I never thought of that; good one.

Southpaw691 year ago

You're next 'ible should be how to make the "Banana Hammock!" :-P

gren_m1 year ago
you sir, are a tool
FriendOfHumanity (author)  gren_m1 year ago
Matt Adkins2 years ago
This is bloody brilliant
FriendOfHumanity (author)  Matt Adkins2 years ago
Hey Matt,

Thanks for the comment . . . It's still going strong.
Haha indestructible banana! Good job! Cool even though I dont mountain bike altough it might be good for backpacking. Anyway keep up the good work :)
FriendOfHumanity (author)  NVDevastator2 years ago
Thanks man.
Bobey2 years ago
Who the heck would do that to a banana
bajablue2 years ago
FriendOfHumanity (author)  bajablue2 years ago
hahaha! LOVE IT!!!! You're welcome!!!
Congrats on your big win!
FriendOfHumanity (author)  potatomansoup2 years ago
Dear Potaomansoup,

Thank you very much ; I am amazed and happy.
My money was on the Titanium ring or chainmail.

Kind Regards

Haha!! What a unique and functional idea!
FriendOfHumanity (author)  Jessie Marie2 years ago
Thank you for your nice comment.
Unicornz2 years ago
That's amazing
FriendOfHumanity (author)  Unicornz2 years ago
I'm happy that you liked it.
soshimo2 years ago
Forget the banana guard (although it's cool), I want that flame thrower!
FriendOfHumanity (author)  soshimo2 years ago
I love the smell of bananas in the morning.
It smells like.... victory!
bakdrft2 years ago
Why arent there any Apple guard posts?
aristide2022 years ago
Very nice instructables, I have they same bananas squashing prolem too but at the moment I don't have anything like you bed frame in my scrap deposit.
FriendOfHumanity (author)  aristide2022 years ago
Dear Aristide,

Thanks for the comment.
Good luck with the search for a scrap bed frame.
You could always try a pipe bender; as mentioned by Oilitright ( a few comments below).

Kind Regards


intellio2 years ago
Just Cool. Good job. What inspired you to save a banana?
FriendOfHumanity (author)  intellio2 years ago
Dear Intellio,

Thanks for the comments.
I just tried to think of  something in my everyday life that was regularly broken or spoiled and my brain said ' ,' banana'.
i always seemed to squash one when I went mountain biking.

Kind Regards

pkemp922 years ago
I instantly thought of the Imgur communities reaction to something like this; however I don't want to post it on your behalf. I think they would love to see your Banana Guard! :P
FriendOfHumanity (author)  pkemp922 years ago
Dear Pkemp92,

I'm too out of touch to know what Imgur is but thanks for the advice; It sounds interesting, I will look into it.

Kind Regards


oilitright2 years ago
Very ingenious and useful. Also very satisfactory photographs and demo video was top shelf. Have you noticed any tendency for bananas to over ripen to quickly? I am going to try to make one. I don't have a bed frame but I do have a pipe bender. For the plugs I'm going to try and use pressure test plugs.
FriendOfHumanity (author)  oilitright2 years ago
Dear Oilitright,

Thank you for the kind words.

No, I have not noticed a tendency for over ripening because my bananas are only kept in there for about three hours; and I like them all speckledy brown anyway.

Your version sounds interesting; why not post a picture when it's done ?

Kind Regards

just1jane2 years ago
It has my vote. Clever, useful, and fun. Just don't take any bananas with you to the airport.
FriendOfHumanity (author)  just1jane2 years ago
Dear Just1jane,

Thanks for the vote.
No, good point, it's not airport-official-proof.

Kind Regards 

asegade2 years ago
Ok, good work, but doesn't resist a nuclear bomb, he-he-he !! ;-)
FriendOfHumanity (author)  asegade2 years ago
Dear Asegade,

Doh! You found the weak point.
Thanks for the comment.

Kind Regards

No, No, No !   Boldly make the claim, "Proof against 50 Megaton Nuclear Bomb Blast".

If anyone argues, challenge them to prove you wrong.  

As long as you do not challenge Chinese government officials, I think you'll find, no takers.
FriendOfHumanity (author)  ElectroFrank2 years ago
Dear ElectroFrank,

Yes, good point, you are right.

To use the ' parlance of our times ' , Prove me wrong.

Thanks for the comment.

Kind Regards


*The Big Lebowski.
static2 years ago
Appears that the banana guard would work as a wheel chock in a pinch or the driver was very timid about running over the thing. The bananas that arrive here seem to vary in size so one would have to construct a guard to accommodate the largest of them. Electrical conduit sweeps might be a ready source for the tubing While not as rugged the PVC variety would be lighter. Personally I would pack dehydrated bananas, but the instructable is well done as is the video production.
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