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The World's Nicest Outhouse

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This is my parent's outhouse at their cabin in Minnesota.
Everyone who's tried it says "That's the nicest outhouse I've ever used!"

It's got a lot of good features.

The previous outhouse wasn't bad, it was a classic of the two-holer variety.
The way those work is you cover one hole and use the other til that pit fills up, then you switch.
By the time you need to shovel the nightsoil out of the first hole, it's a year old or so and has turned to dirt and can go on your garden. Or you dig another pair of holes and move the outhouse over them and cover the first pair. If your soil is porous and you worry about tainting your well, you put barrels in the holes.
Once someone left the door open and a porcupine went in and gnawed the seats to get the salt. That made the thrones kind of rough, but it went with the northwoods-ness of the place.

Vandals knocked that outhouse over many times and eventually they stole it.
Remember vandalism? It used to be an important part of growing up in the U.S.

So we needed a new outhouse. My parents bought an old fishhouse, which is a shed people put on the ice of a frozen lake to fish through a hole in the floor.

And they turned it into the nicest outhouse in the world
 
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Step 1The Interior

The Interior
It's paneled with plywood and insulated with fiberglass batting.

They used to light the outhouse with hurricane lamps or a kerosene lantern.
That was enough to warm it up quite a bit.
Then they got electricity. Now there's a lightbulb and an electric baseboard heater.
Purists were aghast!

They didn't bother putting in running water, and as you'll see it doesn't need it.

Instead of a pit under the outhouse or a pair of barrels, they put in a fiberglass holding tank they got from a damaged freight dealer. The sink and toiled drain straight down into the tank. Every few years they call for the "honey wagon" to come pump it out.

That's probably environmentally worse than the old "compost-in-place" system, but here in Minnesota we've got world famous eco-friendly sewage treatment plants that do okay.
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Jan 15, 2012. 11:20 PMilpug says:
That is an awesome outhouse...
Jun 6, 2011. 6:21 AMBrianJewett says:
Who knows? What's in the photo may have started as a Baby Ruth! ;-p
Jan 22, 2011. 5:47 PMglorybe says:
When vandals do a proper outhouse tilting it is with a person inside and the outhouse should be tipped to land in such a way that it lands on the door leaving the person inside no choice but to crawl through the glory hole to escape. Never use an outhouse on Halloween night!
Now being the lovable guy that I am I suggest that one acquire a bear trap and set it right behind the outhouse covered discretely with leaves. Be sure to walk out to the outhouse on Halloween night and make a bit of fuss doing it. If you are kind call an ambulance when you hear the scream of agony. It is Trick or Treat, right?
Aug 28, 2010. 9:22 PMTragicSnowfall says:
Wouldn't a bench with a hole in it be a whole lot easier than hauling water?
Jan 16, 2008. 7:58 PMkillerjackalope says:
Now there's two black holes involved... and hopefully not too many pennies I always though an outhouse seemed more sensible, sanitary and just proper compared to defacating in your home in the room beside the bedroom...
Feb 3, 2010. 4:29 PMMuzhik says:
That reminds me of a story my dad used to tell, about when they were first getting a city sewage system installed.  Everyone in the town was supposed to get an inside flush toilet, and everyone was excited.  Everyone except "Mrs. MacGregor", a stubborn old Irishwoman who was NOT going to have one of THOSE inside HER house.  The town insisted; she refused.  They finally came up with a compromise, and she had the only home in town with a flush outhouse!
Feb 3, 2010. 5:28 PMkillerjackalope says:
We had a house with a flush outhouse... It wasn't winter friendly though...
May 18, 2009. 1:35 PMbob_the_builder21804 says:
LOL, you coulda dropped in a Baby Ruth Bar instead, and I would have been perfectly happy. This is a great outhouse... very inspiring, seriously.
Jan 3, 2010. 2:51 PMmasterochicken says:
But that would be a waste of a baby ruth.
Nov 9, 2009. 2:22 PMicecoldcelt says:
Have you ever seen the paper land poo side up? I haven't.
Aug 30, 2007. 5:35 PMjuniorlee says:
yes! what is that fantastic plastic stuff? all toilets should be made of it. what if you started a compost pile out back? time to put that humanure handbook to work...but would that encourage the porcupines? here's to making the world a more poop-friendly place!
Aug 31, 2009. 4:01 PMunderwhelmed says:
The plastic is most likely a plastic used in the aerospace field know as Kydex. We repair many aircraft crapper surrounds made of this stuff. It is pretty resistant to most anything you can throw at it, including the horrible blue water they use on airplanes. ( Blue water is blue, but it is mostly chemicals to break down poo and cover up the smell, not much real water ) About the only way to repair them when they get cracked from an XXXL rear end, or a couple joining the mile high club, is to drill a hole at the end of the crack to keep it from spreading any further, grind the cracked area with a 36 grit grind wheel, and do a wet lay up repair with fiberglass and a 3 part resin that can melt the plastic so the fiberglass sticks to it. The resin is called PS-18 and is also used to fuse acrylic together, it is basically a liquid acrylic resin. It reeks like a nail salon when you use it, and it isn't really good for your brain cells, but it bonds all sorts of plastics together. I have even seen it work on those cheep 2 man fishing boats that nothing wants to bond to. About the only thing it won't bond is shhet Teflon, or that recycled milk jug plastic Rubbermaid uses to make industrial trash cans out of.
Jul 25, 2009. 1:34 PMnkjall398 says:
Why not take it a step further and catch rain water to drain the toilet?
Mar 8, 2009. 2:42 PMscrybbler says:
Pooing is funny. I was researching about composting toilets and this seems like a much more economical solution. What does a visit from the honey wagon cost you?
Mar 8, 2009. 2:39 PMscrybbler says:
It's beautiful...!
Feb 11, 2009. 11:54 AMblodefood says:
Very nice décor.

Green this project by using a composting toilet.

Also DO *NOT* PUT A LOCK ON THE OUTSIDE!
Jan 16, 2009. 10:48 AMdianehinnenkamp says:
Has anyone used this in the winter time? would it freeze up?
Oct 3, 2008. 11:40 AModdie1212 says:
Maybe a suggestion for your "flush water." put a piece of gutter on the lower corner of your outhouse and have a tube that flows into the outhouse that gets stored in a barrel on the ceiling or something like that. Then you can have rain water on hand to flush your toilet instead of toting jugs around :-D
Jun 22, 2008. 8:03 AMHamatoKameko says:
Wow, that really is a very nice outhouse. I've always been of the opinion that outhouses don't have to be just a shed with a bench with a whole in it. It's a proper bathroom! You mention porcupines... what about opossums? Vicious little buggers...
Feb 16, 2008. 8:20 AMJouda Mann says:
Mount Dunghill.. I'll be laughing about that one for a few days...
Feb 1, 2008. 12:35 AMBoden says:
that is REALLY cool. if i'm ever in town, i might be tempted to stop by and use it.
Jan 24, 2008. 4:58 PMCabe says:
This is certainly the style with UK "portaloos" you put a small dose of water in with one and then open the porthole to let your cannonball out on its merry way. My understanding of "toiletiquett" is that you refill the initial flush for the next person. Obviously this assumes you have a working seal on that valve.
Jan 16, 2008. 10:26 AMhaptotrope says:
As I learned in 3rd world toilets, a fresh "sheet of water helps keep the poo from sticking... and making "bucket flushing" easier.
Nov 28, 2007. 3:57 PMwtfnot says:
lol toilet humour at its best a great post made me smile! oh and iv chosen to live in a caravan this last six months and im hoping to build my 1st log cabin off the grid on my own land so i know all about the water issues.
Aug 23, 2007. 5:07 PMphyzome says:
What about adding a raised rain catchment barrel to provide flushwater? If you're going to have a flushable toilet in an outhouse, do it in style! Perhaps, as Visitor mentioned, there is some way of having a water-flush toilet that is compatible with a composting outhouse.
Nov 17, 2007. 12:53 AMmedusaorange says:
What about adding a raised rain catchment barrel to provide flushwater? If you're going to have a flushable toilet in an outhouse, do it in style! That is brilliant.
Oct 21, 2007. 9:09 PMacer73 says:
Very interesting Funny though how this was published on my birthday and you mentioned Tucson my home town.
Oct 6, 2007. 8:33 AMbruc33ef says:
'nother system:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT1t3OjVcew

Seem's a bit easier, even less wasteful, and produces lots of good compost.

Aug 19, 2007. 10:08 PMWade Tarzia says:
I think our decaying republic would be a much nicer place if we could learn to talk about shit more publically. Really -- I'm not being sarcastic. A measure of a society's oppressiveness and self-delusion can be measured by the nature of our shit narratives. If you cannot take a dump, and then return to the office and say, "I just took a dump, and it was of an unusual texture and moistness," and if your colleagues cannot gather round and discuss this intelligently, then there is something wrong. My girlfriend just returned from 6 weeks in Ghana, a very open place. She was trying to explain to someone in a large crowded public space she needed to find a bathroom or its cultural equivalent. After the woman finally understood, she shouted out to the multitudes, "Can someone help this woman urinate? Hello! Will someone guide her to a tree to urinate? She has to urinate!" She reports they like the word 'urinate' and post it often on signs. They also draw specific cartoons to aid relief: an anterior view of a woman squatting, legs played, and a stream of pee coming from under the skirt with a checkmark that means "OK to urinate here." Another: a woman bending over and squatting in profile, with an X near her butt meaning, "Do NOT defecate here." Laugh if you will, but eminently rational. Sorry, Tim, did not mean to take over your instructable, but the information needed to come out really bad (ha!).
Sep 11, 2007. 12:08 PMsnapster says:
I don't know... I think there's something to be said for being squeamish about shit. Ghana no doubt has a much higher prevalence of, say, hepatitis A, which can be spread fecally. Also I don't buy into the notion that it would be "much nicer" if everyone were much more open about talking about their dumps. I used to live in North Korea, and everyone there talked about their dumps, and how it was almost as impressive as the intellect of the Dear Leader and such, and it wasn't so nice there. I wish that they would have more better public restrooms, though.
Sep 25, 2007. 5:45 AMWade Tarzia says:
Sure, though I said talk about it, not handle it or eat it, to be sure ;-) .... unless you are on an alien planet lacking phosphorus in your diet and slowly getting stupid. Larry Niven wrote a whole book about that, sort of ;-)
Aug 23, 2007. 5:00 PMHeresyOfTruth says:
That was one of the more interesting things I have read in days.
Sep 17, 2007. 7:47 PMLord Of Mystra says:
I must agree with you.
Sep 7, 2007. 7:39 PMpixbytrix says:
OMG This is the cadilac of outhouses! (and I've seen my share) I like the solar panel and tv ideas. This place is fancy enough to incorporate them. Unassuming on the outside . . .
Sep 13, 2007. 11:58 AMAT says:
I'm thinking it would be a good place for laptop and Wi-Fi! Nothing like doing your business while doing business.
Sep 13, 2007. 1:16 PMpixbytrix says:
I like it! Next you'll have to add some ointment to get rid of the ring around your bum if you're going to sit long enough to get all your business done.
Aug 31, 2007. 1:54 PMUtahtabby says:
I liked this, even though it was more of a 'general idea instructable' instead of a 'specific project' one. Now I know how to make a nice outdoor toliet for our mountain property, although I will probably add a roof-gutter-to-covered-rain-barrel setup to pipe water into the toilet where the extra valve is, (BTW, it IS for adding water to the toilet to flush in RVs.) Would it be a good idea to put in a P-trap under the RV toliet and a seperate vent pipe (stack?) behind the outhouse to vent the pit (to keep away odors)? If you had enough rain water or trucked-up water from town [you used to be able to buy water for 500-gallon pickup-truck-tanks (for farm spraying) for a few quarters.] then flushing would add enough water to fill the P trap. You would have to fill it back up when you first went out for the weekend or whatever, because it would evaporate dry. I just think a P trap would be nice when you have toddlers that like to throw things down open holes, or elderly grandparents that drop their cell phones into the toliet, which is bad enough with a home-style toilet but an open-hole toilet would be way ugly... at any rate, it's much nice than a typical outhouse, which I have a hard time using, after watching that old X-File episode....
Aug 26, 2007. 7:55 PMmondaymonkey says:
I say you should A) Run a cable from the house or get a satelite to give you TV reception. B)got some running water like people up above suggested by catchment methods
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Tim Anderson is the author of the "Heirloom Technology" column in Make Magazine. He is co-founder of www.zcorp.com, manufacturers of "3D Printer" output devices. His detailed drawings of traditional ...
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