Picture of Things not to do or let your Great Dane do!
These are the culprits!  When things happen, there is no need to look for suspects around here.  It only boils down to witch one. 
They are also not my dogs and are spoiled to oblivion!

Step 1: Don't let your dog get thirsty.

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Not only will they drink anything.......they don't care where it comes from.
Dane Breeder7 months ago

awwww! they are so cute! I have a female harl. and a perfect mantel male and we breed them!

DeeRilee2 years ago
LOL.....loved this!!

I used to raise Harlequins! And every picture brought back memories! <3
abstracted3 years ago
i have a dane......sooooo true....."TANGO" all black 3 year old 180 pound destructo machine lol
love your stories!Ha!
joyalove4 years ago
All the pictures posted are great. I think you need to add ottomans so they can prop their feet up.
Arron1994 years ago
hahaha soon they learn why the bed is there, and choose not to eat it
WhyHello4 years ago
again i say 'impossible!'
WhyHello4 years ago
XD ok u know thats impossible
WhyHello4 years ago
oooh i love big dogs. but my bf doesnt X3
WhyHello4 years ago
hehehe, i dont even like the green ones *feed them granny smiths*
TheSmys54 years ago
This is how you take them to the vet - or just for a ride.
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TheSmys54 years ago
I have two Danes, as well. It's funny to see your pics - my dogs do the same things! They drink out of our sink in our bathroom. One likes the water running to drink. They sit their hinny's on the sofa with feet on the floor. We have a tall fence they have stood up to look over. One had the fat lip from a bee sting. AND I have walked in the room to find fluff strewn all over from a torn up stuffed animal!! People think the Marmaduke cartoon is funny - but it's just the stuff Great Danes do everyday!!! They are entertaining funny dogs - but Gentle Giants. :-) Thank for sharing the pictures - love your harli - I have a fawn and a black.
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scoochmaroo5 years ago
Where's the picture of you trying to wrangle them into the car to go to the vet's?
onrust (author)  scoochmaroo5 years ago
Getting them into a car is no problem.  Unfortunately, it does not leave much room for you!
Getting out of the car at the vets office is the problem. I have a vivid memory of taking the dog like a wheelbarrow into the door because of the locked knees....
AmyLuthien4 years ago
Ah the joys of owning two dogs LOL! A handsome pair you've got there!
dravenx4 years ago
Our dane takes up the backseat of our mini van...while he sits on one of the kids.