Introduction: Tips for the Zompoc

About: My goal is to show you how to make random stuff with items almost EVERYONE HAS! Even your pet can do it....maybe!

Step 1: Welcome!

If you are reading this, your either in the middle of the apocalypse or just bored! Well either way, I'll help you through this!

Step 2: Weapons

First things first, you'll need weapons! Now, when choosing a main firearm and sidearm, make sure to have a silencer on either, or even better, both weapons. The more noise your gun makes, the more zombies will be attracted to you. For your main firearm, go with something your skilled at using. If your not skilled at anything, use a SMG! NO FLAMETHROWERS! Would we rather be eaten, or eaten and burned to death? If you are nervous or have shaky hands, obviously don't go for a sniper! Now for the sidearm. You want to go with a .45 pistol. That would be your best options. You well also need a melee weapon. DO NOT GO FOR A CHAINSAW. They are very heavy, make lots of noise, and run out of fuel quickly. An axe or a blunt weapon would be your best option.

Step 3: Food

You will obviously go for non-perishable items. Something canned or boxed. Maybe canned beans or crackers. Don't get junk food! It will only slow you down, make you tired, and strain your brain! Also, don't try to be a hoarder. It will just make people want to rob you of your food! Only have a useful amount, unless you have secluded yourself in a bunker!

Step 4: Housing

Speaking of bunkers, you must have good defenses! You may want to hide underground in a basement or maybe an underground bomb shelter. Some people think it is good to hide in stores and malls. NO! Sooner or later, all the perishable food will rot, causing a terrible stink! Always find a normal spot with a reasonable amount of space! If with a big group (Which ill talk about next) never board yourself up in a small house. It will cause insanity!

Step 5: Groups

Family comes first! Always try to stick with family, as you feel more comfortable and less likely to lose sanity! If there is no family to stick with, form a group with people who have skills. I would suggest a doctor and maybe someone in the military. Doctor is DEFINITELY a good person to stick with.

Step 6: The ZOMBIES!

Ok. Here's where I get serious. Zombies are a tough part of this scenario OBVIOUSLY. Stay quiet! Do not make noise, so Sandals are a big NO-NO. Make sure to stay out of their way, unless completely necassary! Don't try to be a tough guy and start beating the zombies with a melee weapon unless you are out of ammo or cornered. Zombies are dangerous, but there are also insane people. They snapped at the absolute terror of the Zompoc. Don't trust random people just because they're good at fighting!

Step 7: Congratulations!

Follow these instructions, and you might actually have a chance! Sorry for no pics, my Internet is flipping out lately.