So for all of those who are like me, here is a little trick I picked up while working at a preschool:
What does almost every park have in abundance? Sand!
You can use this annoying, shoe filling element to your advantage!
Step 1: encounter the wet slide of doom
Step 2: Say to this abomination: you have met your match! I will demoisturize you!
Step 3: Begin scooping up mounds of sand and rain it down upon the puddle of doom
Step 4: When the clothing- soaking puddle has been completely obscured with sand, exile it from the kingdom of Slide. This can be done the fun way by sending your little champion down the slide, feet first to send the savior sand back to whence it came.
Step 5: Celebrate your triumph over the forces of evil park adventure sabotage!