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Step 2Gawk at Truckstop Stuff Like Truck Testicles
I've been asleep for a hundred years, so excuse me if I don't already have a pair of giant rubber testicles hanging under my truck's bumper. These are a huge seller.
This sticker collection is really good too. I especially like "Hi. Eat me." and "You suck and that's sad". These are reusable stickers so you can put them on and off your windows as the mood suits.
For a dollar and thirty cents I bought a see-through lighter with a built-in flashlight and a compass that really works. Damn! Technology doesn't stop EVER!!!
This sticker collection is really good too. I especially like "Hi. Eat me." and "You suck and that's sad". These are reusable stickers so you can put them on and off your windows as the mood suits.
For a dollar and thirty cents I bought a see-through lighter with a built-in flashlight and a compass that really works. Damn! Technology doesn't stop EVER!!!
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Sep 27, 2006. 9:28 PMintoon
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A lot of people in Nebraska have testicles on their trucks. I think it's a hick thing, but I can't be positive.
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May 4, 2008. 10:05 PMRishnai
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I think it's mostly people who aren't sure whether or not they're hicks, but want to be.
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Aug 8, 2009. 10:06 PMzzoe
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Maybe they just want to be REALLY SURE their trucks are male. What, do they not want baby trucks or something???
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Jun 17, 2007. 6:04 PMgirrrrrrr2
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well i live in hick ville and the only balls i have seen hanging on a truck came from the neerby snootyville and and the driver was a female... and i have seeen her driving it many times... makes me think...
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May 30, 2007. 8:52 PMCASEmethod
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I would like to thank you for answering the question I've asked myself way too many times. Yes, those WERE balls hanging from the bumper of that truck. Now to answer the greater question of "Why?"
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Jun 17, 2007. 5:59 PMgirrrrrrr2
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why not and for that matter... whose balls... and how did he (i hope) loose them...
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Oct 30, 2007. 12:37 PMThE MaNiaC
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They belonged to a local politician who, along with Diane Feinstein and "Smilin' Chucky Schumer" (D-NY), wanted to completely outlaw guns... Now he's totally OK with people protecting themselves... Which reminds me, I proudly carry the pupal sack of one: "Iron Balls McGinty" as a tobacco pouch. That boy could really fight until I took his sack with my blade... I'm a biker, and whenever I roll into some cruddy little 1-Honda Town, and some local fool wants to fight a 6-foot, 6-inch, maniac biker, I can usually de-fuse the moment by simply rolling a smoke. They just turn grey when I pull the pouch tight with my teeth after shaking out a smoke. Something about the wrinkled brown sack with hair on it I reckon...
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May 7, 2007. 7:10 PMlookatmygrlyfont
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haha buy me some and send them to me
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Sep 25, 2006. 1:11 PMNeodudeman
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lol.
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