An inexpensive "Soda Fountain Pro" toy from Target is converted into the agoraphobic alcoholic's dream gear: a home-use Bar Gun. With two buttons on the gun, this enables you to automatically dispense any two-beverage combo.
This project requires a CO2 system - making it the perfect add-on project for someone already outfitted with a kegerator.
Dispense shots like a madman, mix drinks while you are dispensing them, or even use it for (gasp) actual soda dispensing.
This project is very, very easy - so easy, in fact, that it should probably be regulated by your state's Liquor Control Board.
Step 1: Acquire a SODA FOUNTAIN PRO
This particular product was located in the Clearance section of the local Target. It is part of the "Wild Time Gizmos" series of fun party-oriented toys. The product was a mere $3.48 - a bargain at twice the price.