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Microwave your Twixes Santorum for 30 seconds on full blast, then remove them while they're still swollen and gooey.

Note: The plate and its contents will be hot, so be careful when extracting it from the microwave. Weirdly, the official version of this recipe demands that you do not use an oven glove, even if you're doing it in the privacy of your own home. Yes, using a glove would be safer and a lot less messy, but it would also be wrong. Why? Because that's what the recipe book says. At least, according to certain interpretations, it says that. The book's changed quite a lot over the years.
Hahaha
This is, without a doubt, the funniest part of the ible. "The book's changed quite a lot over the years." Too bloody funny.
Thats Awesome! good job
If i had to pick only one of the above candidates, which one would you recommend?
I would recommend going to a different party entirely.
Right on.<br><br>Vote Libertarian.
Definitely Ron Paul.
&quot;If it's your first time and you're not sure you'll like it, I recommend just using half a finger.&quot; <br><br>Genius!!!
Looks good. Or disgusting. Or disgusting in a good way.<br>But it needs to be .... frothier.
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Mmmmm...So frothy and lubricious. Just like Santorum himself.
Love it!!
Ron Paul 2012!!! It's my liberty and I want it now!! Cool cookie ideas!!
I must say that Twix Santorum is disgusting, I see where you got the idea from. However, good work on getting it into Instructables<br><br>But you sir, are disgusting, but clever, I would recommend something less gross for you next 'ible.
I think lbrewer has a good idea, make another one called 'O-bacon' for Obama, and make it a kind of bacon wrap.<br><br>I can't believe the amount of people in the comments making insults or saying negative things about the author for making snacks based on Republican candidates. The fact that someone bakes a cookie with your face on it is neither a compliment nor an insult. My Mom used to bake cookies shaped like Santa Claus on Christmas, and shaped like St. Patrick on St. Patricks day, does this mean we should be living in fear of threats from the I.R.A because these cookies she baked didn't look EXACTLY like St. Patrick? <br><br>What is it that people find so offensive about these cookies? Are they saying anything negative about these political candidates at all? These are just puns on their names really, 'Fig Newton' becomes 'Fig Newton Gingrich', and instead of 'Ron Paul' it's 'Prawn Paul'. It's not like these cookies are inedible or even unappealing, so why should anyone take offence? <br>
Real newts are toxic. The amphibians I mean...
^_^! I like it
Well Done, especially the shrimps. I made the mistake of looking at your pictures, on an empty stomach. They look sehr tasty. (I flunked two years of German in comm. College. Thanks for the recipes and the humor.
Brilliant.
Lets see if you can come up with a snack for the left side of the plate with out it falling off the edge. Like a nut bar for the X speaker of the house have it filled with something no can figure out right away. You have to try it to find what it is.
Very funny and clever! <br>
Its a good thing there is no O-Bacan listed - the ham in it would rot everything else.<br><br>Now, I'm not saying the above food represents personalities who are the cream of the crop either (pun intended), but at least it would be a tasty meal rather than inducing a case of rot gut in U.S..<br><br>
I like the idea and flavors of your twin Santorum, however, I can't seem to get Jon Stewart out of my head pointing out the meaning of santorum - or is that what you were going for???
I'm not familiar with Jon Stewart's work, so I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. Are you suggesting there's another definition?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_for_%22santorum%22_neologism<br><br>I found this hilarious.
I know! That is exactly what I am talking about.....some of the slang dictionaries have even picked it up not even referring to the man himself! Too funny!
Not that I was having a bad day or anything, but this made my day when I found out. ;)
I was hoping you wouldn't ask. Just google santorum and see what comes up - other than anything political or about the man himself!
lol... Jon Stewart is a RiOt!!!!! ;-D
Oliver! This is very good. I'm partial to the Fig Newt Gingriches myself, as I think they really capture something spiritual about his creepy face melt. I'd like to nominate the snack versions of these Republicans for President 2012.
They'd certainly do a better job of presidency than any of the actual Republican candidates.
Great job! I think the Santorum would be tasty s'more or less, forgetting of course the associations.
+_+ Best Instructable ever! Thanks for the Sunday morning laugh riot. Don't know which one is my favorite but Prawn Pauls nearly killed me laughing.<br><br>
So BRILLIANT! And cheeky...you little monkey!<br>
Oliver is back. Good job.
3 out of 4 are finger foods... I don't think Scooch should refuse you! <br><br>http://www.instructables.com/id/Scoochmaroo-Challenge-Finger-Foods/
Good point, bajablue! I've added them to the contest pool. Cheers!
lol... I can certainly see the pudgy, pasty newtish resemblence! ;-)
This was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh!
Fabulous. :D<br />(Do you have any of these left over?)
No sure if serious... or delicious! They look good, politics aside!
You are SO clever! I enjoyed this Instructable a LOT!

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