UUU stands for the Unbelievably Ugly Uniform.
I've been wearing it to work for years, but its only when i filmed this that i realised just how vile it really is!
Its like a navy-blue pumpkin with legs!!
Fortunately, the eetsit in my pocket is the yin to its horrible, horrible yang!
The first little combo is for the sheer "letting go" joy of 5A (counterweight) yo-yoing!!!
I have no idea what the second one is called (please enlighten me if you know...), but it looks really good in its catapult kind of way... And that is the one i will talk you through...
Jump to the last step for a slow-mo video of it. It really helps!