Introduction: USA - USB: American Flag USB Memorial

Plug and play flag waving ceremony. PC = Patriotic Computer.

Related photos and video up here. Check out ni9e.com for more projects.

Step 1: Materials

1 - USB Fan
1 - USB LED lamp
12" of 1.24" diameter heat shrink wrap
1 - Flag (country of your choosing), roughly 9" x 6"
1 - Lighter
1 - Roll of electrical tape
1 - Hanger
1 - Heart full love for the country of the colors that don't run.

Step 2: Tape USB Connections at Base

If you are designing this for a specific computer check the location and orientation of your USB ports. Tape the USB plugs for the fan and lamp together at the base accordingly.

Step 3: Bend 90 Degress and Tape Again.

Bend the lamp and fan arms 90 degrees so as they point at god once plugged into the USB ports. Tape again directly above the bend.

Step 4: Cut and Add Coat Hanger.

- Cut the longest piece of straight section from a standard wire coat hanger.

- Just above the 90 degree bend you taped previously, attach the coat hanger and wrap with electrical tape again.

- Wrap the hanger, fan arm, and lamp arm again with electrical tape 2" higher.

Step 5: Heat Shrink Wrap

Cut roughly 5" of the heat shrink wrap tubing. Slip it over the lamp, fan, and wire until it rests at the base near the USB plugs. Heat with lighter till it shrinks together.

Step 6: Plug and Hoist

Plug our flag into the two USB ports in your computer. If you don't love this country enough to spare 2 USB ports then you are in the wrong place. Bend the arms and hoist your flag into position.

Step 7: Take Off Your Hat and Place Your Right Hand Over Your Heart

Hit the power button and prepare to shed a tear for freedom.

Step 8: Desktop and National Anthem Boot Music

If this isn't patriotic enough for your taste already then you can take it to the next level with some custom desktop and boot up music.

First set your desktop to imagery of people saluting the flag (see example below). Make sure the orientation is correct so that the eyes are staring right at Ole Glory.

Next set your boot up alert noise to play the Star Spangled Banner, the .wav file of which can be downloaded here. I use Ubuntu, so to set your boot up sound to this file you simply go to System -> Preferences -> Sound. In the Sounds Preferences display box hit the Sounds tab. At the bottom to the right of where it says 'Log In' select the drop down menu list and click on 'Select sound file...'. Select the .wav file linked above and hit the play button to test that it is working.

Comments

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private_1 made it! (author)2016-04-20

what about a Australian version

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=SMART= made it! (author)2008-09-15

This is so cheezy its like i just walked into a cheese factory and fell into a vet of cheese ! lol jk Good instructable, i might totally steal your idea and do a UK one lol yay America, god bless the ~~dictatorship~~ democracy ! god bless our right to ~~police~~ help the world. 9/11 was ~~ an inside job~~ a hateful act of terrorism and we will ~~ try to make the war go on forever so we can steal the oil~~ punish the culprits !! any hoo i digress

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Default117 made it! (author)Default1172010-05-30

Oh gosh, another conspiracy theorist. Where exactly is your evidence? Please, stop posting inane rants that no one but yourself believes. Especially on an Instructable that was meant for a small display of American patriotism. In fact, why did you even click on it?

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=SMART= made it! (author)=SMART=2010-06-01

i dont actually believe that i was just being sarcastic and playing on the anti-american stereotype.

all jokes aside though, the world would be a better place if america didnt exist.

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OT4 made it! (author)OT42012-07-13

The world would SUCK if america didnt exist.

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Default117 made it! (author)Default1172010-06-01

Your post still fails as your "stereotype" is pretty far fromthe American stereotype.

Also, my original question has yet to be answered.

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=SMART= made it! (author)=SMART=2010-06-02

Ugh.

I was playing on the ANTI-american stereotype, saying things most people who hate america would say.

and as I said above i'm not a conspiracy theorist so i don't have to provide you with any evidence....

... even so, it no secret america has a presence in the middle east, and as far as i can remember its not americas country so really you should just get the hell out.

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Default117 made it! (author)Default1172010-06-02

I'm sorry if I misunderstood. I failed to note the anti in your previous post.

As for your jokes, A+ for the anti-American tone. F- for the joke execution. Your two jokes made a pretty seamless transition into that petty and immature tone that looked pretty bad on your part.Your jokes were just posted on the wrong Instructable with the wrong tone.

I meant my other question; the first one was rhetorical.

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deathsmileyinc made it! (author)deathsmileyinc2009-11-12

lol!

i might make this, but instead of that little light i will use a USB controlled butane lighter XD

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omnibot made it! (author)omnibot2010-06-01

Cool, post an instructable.

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Warlrosity made it! (author)Warlrosity2009-08-24

inside job?Really?Oh my gosh.

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Error, Error!! FALSE INFORMATION!
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Derin made it! (author)Derin2008-12-25
So right,my robot friend.
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Derin made it! (author)Derin2008-09-16

ooooooh im never migrating to USA

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Derin made it! (author)Derin2008-10-22

Turks dont say bad things at their country

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dombeef made it! (author)dombeef2008-09-15

lol

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=SMART= made it! (author)=SMART=2008-09-15

:D

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OT4 made it! (author)2012-07-13

America killed osama so we beat him. America beat russia to the moon. And america is better at way more sports.

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Electronics Man made it! (author)2011-09-22

I agree with the china thing, We need MORE PRODUCTS MADE IN THE USA!!!!!

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itobor2525 made it! (author)2011-07-20

While I appreciate the patriotic spirit, keep in mind that most (if not all) of the components will have been made in China. Excellent idea, now if I can only find usb components made in America!

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hintss made it! (author)hintss2011-08-30

use a china flag

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gunspyop2 made it! (author)2011-08-18

lol

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jj.inc made it! (author)2011-07-04

this is sweet, wish I found it before the fourth

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manderw made it! (author)2011-02-12

This is hilarious. I want to make one for my Dad.

Sorry it took me, what, 3 years to see it!

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MegaMetal8 made it! (author)2010-09-14

OH!!!

That's amazing

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MACKattacksnipe made it! (author)2010-06-30

LOL Perfect God Bless USA or Whats left of it

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Green Silver made it! (author)2010-05-31

Amazing Build, Do you think it will work if you use a British flag instead of an American one?

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omnibot made it! (author)omnibot2010-06-01

It works great with any flag, I've made Pride- and a Pirate-flag!

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Green Silver made it! (author)Green Silver2010-06-01

Mine didn't work, I think I need a bigger fan as the flag I have is 2"6' across. Something tells me my USB ports ain't gonna cut it! Someone should do an Instructable on how to make/draw the right size flag for this project...

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sharky05 made it! (author)2010-05-30

 Such a funny and inventive idea! Instant patriotism... Well Done!

(From a UK instructabler)

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Txkink made it! (author)2010-05-30

Clever idea and well done instructable. Disregard the haters and their comments.

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Kociubinska made it! (author)2010-05-30

I wonder why didn't Smart choose anothe four-letter word for his nickname?
I like the idea of the flag, thank you.

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Warlrosity made it! (author)2010-02-27

Who? Me?

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masterchrisx3 made it! (author)2009-09-05
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masterchrisx3 made it! (author)2009-06-07

i hate Taiwan usa is where its at

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san4ito made it! (author)2009-06-03

Cool flag!!!) If you want to know more about USA http://www.eurovisionofusa.com

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clayball97 made it! (author)2009-05-17

my computer doesn't have two usb drives together

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dp69_2001 made it! (author)2008-09-12

frickin' awesome. I love Ubuntu. Wish I could get my games and zune working in it. I'd dump windows.

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Derin made it! (author)Derin2008-09-16

lalalalalala*throws Wine package*lalalalalalala

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Derin made it! (author)Derin2009-04-02

Plus,why do you need those $$$ software that MS Apple blah blah big company gives with their players?

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mweston made it! (author)2008-09-11

You chose your posting date well :-)

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Derin made it! (author)Derin2008-12-25

I saw.lol

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pierros14 made it! (author)2008-10-26

its amazing!!! can i use another flag or only the american works.... ??? why u put a flag next to the laptop? why don't you just spray it on the screen to b even more patriotic? you can make another with a battery and walk around with it ... and make a video too... btw, its a Patriotic Laptop. A PL not a PC...

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mmalecky made it! (author)mmalecky2008-10-30


P.C.
=
Personal Computer.

I'm pretty sure laptops qualify as computers.

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ShampooRobot made it! (author)2008-10-04

so making a kite!

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zeron-79 made it! (author)2008-09-25

you truly love America, i support you

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Ex Marine made it! (author)2008-09-17

bwahahaha this is gold

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SPGWhistler made it! (author)2008-09-12

At first I thought this was for a memorial, then I realized it was just for your everyday use. I like the concept of this device - it fits the instructables website well... but it's a little cheesy for me. I understand the comment about "usa, this is why the world hates you", but I've seen just as many pointless devices created by people from other countries on this website.

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Esmagamus made it! (author)Esmagamus2008-09-15

They just don't have a flag sticking out of them. :)

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Esmagamus made it! (author)2008-09-15

Now that really makes your country's flag look vulgar and cheap. I wouldn't do this with my country's flag.

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