Step 1: Materials
1 - USB LED lamp
12" of 1.24" diameter heat shrink wrap
1 - Flag (country of your choosing), roughly 9" x 6"
1 - Lighter
1 - Roll of electrical tape
1 - Hanger
1 - Heart full love for the country of the colors that don't run.

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all jokes aside though, the world would be a better place if america didnt exist.
Also, my original question has yet to be answered.
I was playing on the ANTI-american stereotype, saying things most people who hate america would say.
and as I said above i'm not a conspiracy theorist so i don't have to provide you with any evidence....
... even so, it no secret america has a presence in the middle east, and as far as i can remember its not americas country so really you should just get the hell out.
As for your jokes, A+ for the anti-American tone. F- for the joke execution. Your two jokes made a pretty seamless transition into that petty and immature tone that looked pretty bad on your part.Your jokes were just posted on the wrong Instructable with the wrong tone.
I meant my other question; the first one was rhetorical.
i might make this, but instead of that little light i will use a USB controlled butane lighter XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH9-_11C5Zs&feature=related
Sorry it took me, what, 3 years to see it!
That's amazing
(From a UK instructabler)
I like the idea of the flag, thank you.