Instructables
Picture of USB Cigar Flash Memory (with LEDs)
Glows red when connected, brightens upon disk access.

A touch of distinction for your computer!

UPDATED VIDEO:

  • (the music is stored on the cigar, but played by the PC as soon as the USB disk is connected and recognized)

For cigar lovers, gadgeteers, spies, etc... and also for nonsmokers !

Gosh, I am too late for the "Get the LED out!" contest, so I'm applying for the "Pocket Sized" contest -- and I won't describe the pocket; to entirely fit into a pocket, a robusto-sized cigar should be used; and BTW a cigar has to not entirely fit into pockets ! ;-).

Please vote for me (*) and rate me high if you think (like me) that it's one of the coolest USB disks !

(*) when the pocket sized contest is open
 
Remove these adsRemove these ads by Signing Up

Step 2: Impregnate and Cut the Cigar

Remove the ring.

With some cloth, impregnate the outside of the cigar with primer. Be generous, but wipe carefully.

Carefully cut the cap end (1.5 inches / 4 cm).

Dip all ends into the primer. Let dry.

Step 3: Bore the Cigar

This part is very critical. it is not easy to bore a cigar !

The goal is to bore the cigar through in order to harden the inside with primer (next step).

Use drill bits of increasing diameter.

Start with a thin drill bit, using a drill stand for perfect alignment. Drill from each end.

Continue with increasing diameters, but no more than the half of the cigar diameter. Use a cordless drill/screwdriver on lowest speed.

Keep some tobacco dust for later.
Warlrosity4 years ago
OMFKWWLGOHMAHGODNESS!! A cigerette pen? Hmm.. A electric cigar, yes.. I see it now, a gigar, all sealed up, with a led... hmm..
Lokisgodhi5 years ago
What kind of wood primer is this? All the wood primers I've ever seen are white and dry opaque. The stuff you're showing seems to be translucent and dries to transparent.
laxap (author)  Lokisgodhi4 years ago
The wood primer I use is milky in the can, and becomes transparent and a bit shiny when dry. It darkens the wood very slightly. It dries in 15 minutes.
ItsTheHobbs5 years ago
I'm going to make one for my grandpa! You've got my vote.
laxap (author)  ItsTheHobbs5 years ago
Did you vote ? ;-)
Yup!
laxap (author)  ItsTheHobbs5 years ago
(Actually I don't care winning --I wanted to think-- but now it's thrilling!)
laxap (author)  ItsTheHobbs5 years ago
Thanks !
Mr. Rig It5 years ago
Dude that is so sick! (as in cool). You have my pocket sized vote (somehow that doesn't sound right). You need an old fashion ash tray to put it on. Great instructable, excellent pictures as well. Good job.
laxap (author)  Mr. Rig It5 years ago
Did you vote ? ;-)
yep
laxap (author)  Mr. Rig It5 years ago
Thanks ! Two votes made it move from the 2nd page to the 1st page (sorted by votes). Meaning that we're still at the beginning of the voting period!
laxap (author)  Mr. Rig It5 years ago
Thanks! With an old-fashion ash tray and a copper-painted USB cable, it could be a cool steampunk accessory...
That would be awesome looking!
Ktooms5 years ago
how do i know where to connect the LED's for data access and power on?
What a great idea! One thing I might suggest regarding the wrapper. Try moistening it slowly (with a spray bottle) and unwrap it from the cigar completely, then rewrap it around a tube shaped flash drive you have previously constructed. Use distilled water to moisten to avoid discoloration. You might not even need to prime it. For others that want to try this instructable, you needn't purchase a premium cigar (like the AVO in the example), but you might want to ask your local tobacconist if he has any cool bands (the paper rings) he'd let you have for this project. Be sure to explain the project so he doesn't just think you're going to try and pass off a crappy cigar as a premium. Another consideration, as I think about it, is wrapper selection. laxap, I take it that the AVO you used had a natural wrapper. Did you consider using a Maduro or Criollo wrapper? I'm thinking they might be stronger, and with the maduro, your priming process wouldn't be as obvious. OTOH, a Sumatra wrapper might be too delicate. Anyway, great project.
laxap (author)  Marcos El Malo5 years ago
Thanks a lot for your improvement ideas.
Redgerr5 years ago
man, this is great lol... very nice cheif, very nice
DanW19755 years ago
that is great...
good luck with the contest, your thing is awesome.
vhcl5 years ago
Cool project! very James Bond.
Dude simply amazing. You are a true genius for coming up with this.
agis685 years ago
dude u r insane!!!! grate idea for smokers as a git or a nice try to cut smoking 5/5
Derin5 years ago
Lol,this gives a new meaning to the term "burn your data on to a disk".
twocvbloke5 years ago
Funny, I refer the smell of a cigar over the smell of a cigarette, but still, as a non-smoker, I find this to be a better use of a tobacco product... :P Very cool indeed though, all you have to do next is to somehow make it smoke... :D
Enventer5 years ago
any man who sacrifices his cigar deserves praise good job
laxap (author)  Enventer5 years ago
My heart kind of broke indeed, while sacrificing this AVO. But this "dissection" increased a bit my knowledge and respect towards cigars...
Very creative and nicely executed. For aesthetic reasons (and just to make it smaller) it would be cool to have the cigar be just a little bit longer than the USB stick itself. Maybe even make an ash cone.
One day i bought a cigar in vegas and it had a stupid mix of news paper and tobacco.
PrinceJ575 years ago
Damn I wish I saw this before Fathers Day my pops would have flipped his lid! Awesome Instructable!
Does it smoke when your computer crashes?
laxap (author)  I_am_Canadian5 years ago
I wish it could, that would be cool!!! Or glow upon data read, and smoke upon data write.
itsaidhi5 years ago
this is genius
slipknotFTW5 years ago
you should mass-produce them and sell them
Arbitror5 years ago
I like the burning effect! Five stars! *****
PyroMonger5 years ago
genius...and great imagination to come up with this idea. this one i think i will definitely try
Bongmaster5 years ago
nice job :)
Wonderfully insane! (and by the way, you look like a dodgy street dealer in picture two, step 11 :D)
JakeTobak5 years ago
That's insane, you're awesome.
laxap (author)  JakeTobak5 years ago
thank you. When I told my wife what I was so mysteriously working on, she said I was crazy! then I new this project is cool...