Ultimate April Fools Virus

 by Sparkythehappygirafe
aprilfools.jpg
If you want a harmless yet hilarious virus to seriously freak out your friends at work, school or at home. KEEP ON READING! This Instructable will also give you some basic batch file knowledge so you can start creating your own awesome 'Viruses' from scratch!

What you need for this Instructable
- A computer
- Memory stick (not mandatory but a good idea)
- A little bit of time
- Friends, Family, Co-workers or somebody to totally freak out!

Feel free to comment once your done, thanks!
 
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Step 1: Where to create your devious 'Virus'

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Goto notepad. All Windows computers come with this simple yet usefull program. Hold down the 'windows run key + r' and then type notepad or go through your start menu. (start - all programs - accesories - notepad)
chamster says: Oct 2, 2010. 8:10 PM
How do u send it to people on email so that it actually activates when they look at it?
mnovelli2 in reply to chamsterOct 22, 2012. 5:39 PM
You can put it in a zipped folder named as something urgent, when they open it, BOOM
jacobdaniel in reply to chamsterOct 12, 2011. 9:12 AM
its easy send me a message and ill tell you
Irock148 says: Mar 28, 2011. 3:42 PM
Doesit work on macs if you send it too them
rigellabrador says: Sep 18, 2010. 4:51 AM
then what?
darkspartan4121 says: Apr 20, 2009. 9:00 PM
Does this reallly delete all your files?
TheOneAndOnlyMissingNo. in reply to darkspartan4121Mar 24, 2010. 9:14 PM
No, you're good. It just says that to make the victim think that it did that.
Copy and paste this into Notepad:
@echo off
@echo Hello! This is a simple batch program!
pause


OK, now that you did that, save it to your Desktop as "Test.BAT" and make it so it says "All Files" on the second choice. Leave the third choice as is, then click Save and close it. Open up the file and here's what you'll see (without the quotes):
"Hello! This is a simple batch program!
Press any key to continue..."
And after you press a key, it'll close. You can replace "Hello! This is a simple batch program!" with something else, like, "WARNING: YOUR COMPUTER HAS DETECTED A FATAL VIRUS!!!!!"

The @echo reads the text after it (if it's on the same line) and commands the computer to display that text.
The @echo off commands the computer to hide the @echo command to make it look more professional.
The pause command tells the computer to display "Press any key to continue..." and will command the computer to execute the next command after a key has been pressed. Or, if there's nothing after it, the window closes.
deval90 says: Feb 23, 2010. 11:05 AM
hi, okay u have created the code but after i send it to someone, how can they stop it?? like after second shutdown, will the computer be back to normal or keep shutting down forever??
oddbyte7 says: Jan 25, 2010. 6:15 AM

Hi, from what I see I have followed the instructions, copied and pasted the text and even saved as ‘System Check.bat’. When I run the program a dos screen opens and closes in less than a second. What am I doing wrong? I have XP with update 3. Thanks.

Ja-Shwa says: Jan 2, 2010. 8:07 PM
it even funnier if you put it in the startup file so it starts when you start up your computer the look on my friends face when he saw this on his dads laptop! it was even funnier when he thought he got the virus by lookin at porn!!!
shoyru_master_11 says: Oct 14, 2009. 12:02 AM
Be a bit creative like by creating a site like this:
CosmoKey.jpg99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999percentcool999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.jpg
shoyru_master_11 says: Sep 29, 2009. 6:48 PM
Bloop!
nemanja2k8 says: May 20, 2009. 12:27 PM
yo, nice job. I've wrote some similar batch!!! but I made an Autorun.ini on USB flash drive that automaticly start the batch. it costed me 30 minutes or so, but my friends face.... PRICELESS!!!!!!! :))))
erikals in reply to nemanja2k8Jul 16, 2009. 2:32 AM
can you post the code of the autorun.ini Im lookin' to do the same thing Thanks
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) in reply to nemanja2k8May 20, 2009. 6:19 PM
haha ya for someone who's just plain paranoid or doesn't know much about computers, there reactions are always priceless and hilarious :P
EZ inventor 2000 says: May 29, 2009. 7:47 AM
well, i changed some of the words to make it more scarier
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) in reply to EZ inventor 2000May 30, 2009. 9:34 AM
Haha nice
EZ inventor 2000 says: May 29, 2009. 7:46 AM
oooooooo i have to try this out
loltae says: May 26, 2009. 3:54 AM
lol
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) says: Apr 21, 2009. 12:38 PM
Nope but to somebody with no computer expeirience, they would think it does. This just writes that message on the screen
PKM says: Apr 3, 2009. 6:15 AM
Yawn... more "batch file viruses"... again, you're new so I'll spare the rant but Instructables is full of these things, many of them more complex than this one. Just search around for "batch file virus", "virus prank", "fake virus" etc. and you will see the huge numbers of these.

Reposts that add something to the original are ok but once you've seen one or two batch file "viruses" you've seen them all.
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) in reply to PKMApr 3, 2009. 10:07 AM
By the way, what type of 'virus' r u looking to find? lol cause i don't know if you'll find it in this site lol if your looking for intense malicious-ness xD
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) in reply to PKMApr 3, 2009. 10:02 AM
lol ya whatever, i know this doesn't do much and yes they only get 'better' i guess from here but for somebody entering into batch files, this shows a couple basic commands that can get them a result actually useful. Heck, if you want i "virus" if you call it then you should be searching VBS files, C or even C++ not batch. Sure you might be able to do some nifty port scanning and illegal entering but batch files get really complicated if you want to do something a C++ virus could do in say 20 lines. Thanks for commenting though, i appreciate the insight :)
Madrias357 in reply to SparkythehappygirafeMay 22, 2009. 9:05 PM
Plus, these are harmless, fun pranks that have, on occasion, gotten me and a bunch of friends laughing.

One of our favorites was the "Laptop Bomb"

Basically the same as this, where it would sit there and wait for you to click 'OK' and each time, it would reduce the number by one. When Number = 0, display "Boom! April Fools" and end, basically.

(I know, wrong coding, but same idea.)
Sparkythehappygirafe (author) in reply to Madrias357May 23, 2009. 7:49 AM
Haha ya, that would freak some un-computer-knowledgeable people out :P
Madrias357 in reply to SparkythehappygirafeJul 1, 2009. 1:23 PM
Exactly. That's half the fun!

Just recently learned Net Sending so I hope to really employ that one against friends. Basically, you use this code:

@echo off
:loop
echo Please type your message and hit enter:
set /p message=
net send / * %message%
goto loop

And save that as a Batch File. Then, when anyone with a Windows XP with Net Send turned on (don't remember how, but some have to have it turned on) is using their computer, you open this secretly, key in your message, hit enter, and boom! every computer that is net send capable gets it.

Did it to one of my friends who was hiding up a tree and camping on the Wi-Fi. Taught him a lesson when I typed,
"I see you up there."
"Yes, you in the tree."
"Get off my Wireless Connection. You have 30 seconds to comply."
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