Step 9: Play With Your Poop!!!
YAY! Now that they've had time to dry, and they don't stick to your finger when you touch them, you're done!!
Some will look better than others, naturally. But they should all resemble poop. Tah-dah!
Now you can eat them in nature, as you ponder the existence of unicorns and magical beings, or even take them to work and impress your boss.