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Valentines Day Cards: Show 'em where to shove 'em

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Hmph. Valentines day is here again. Time to go into deep depression. I know, lets celebrate loneliness together. Schools and offices share cards, "You are a great friend", "Super Teacher!!!", and "Be Mine". You can shove those cards right up my... um, well, you know.

Basically, it's a valentine holder (some schools do this on valentines day), where you put the cards inside the butt.
 
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Step 1Gather Materials

Gather Materials
All you need for this Valentine's day card holder is some appropriately colored paper, I used yellow for flesh, blue for the shirt, green for the pants, and black for the shoes. You will also want a pair of scissors and some glue (stick or elmers).
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32 comments
Feb 14, 2008. 3:52 AMBabyshoes says:
Heh, I want to do this for junk mail, and make my person look like a postie... Wonder what they would make of that? Being the UK, I would probably get sued!
Feb 14, 2008. 4:23 AMel eliel says:
Feel lucky you don't live where they have Homeland Security. Lawsuit would be least of worries...maybe if you had candy coming OUT of butt first...
Feb 22, 2010. 7:08 AMMinimal says:
 I suggest chocolates.
Feb 20, 2010. 1:27 AMazuro says:
Wow.Great card to use anytime.
Feb 13, 2010. 2:53 PMeloeloel says:
I'm making one for my boyfriend. Thank you! :)
Feb 9, 2010. 12:55 PMbassclarinet23 says:
Ha ha. I wonder what a teacher would think if a 5 year old kid took this to school for the Valentine's exchange...
Feb 10, 2010. 1:04 PMbassclarinet23 says:
Ha ha. I can see a really strict teacher going into shock.
Feb 6, 2009. 12:53 PMcontainer_gardener says:
LMAO!
Aug 6, 2008. 7:35 AMFlumpkins says:
LOL!!! I tried sticking a Valentines card up my butt once.It got stuck.
Jan 30, 2009. 7:22 PMFlumpkins says:
Nope.
Jan 25, 2009. 9:50 PMmemyselfand1 says:
Mind if i ask why?
Jan 30, 2009. 7:22 PMFlumpkins says:
I was out of toilet paper
Aug 25, 2008. 7:06 PMmegamonkey91 says:
XD awesome
Aug 26, 2008. 7:35 AMFlumpkins says:
yep.
Jan 25, 2009. 9:56 PMmemyselfand1 says:
You have some really strange stuff.
Aug 13, 2008. 8:25 PMthenear1send says:
hahaha this is hysterical, very cool!
Mar 1, 2008. 6:22 PMGranny_Leah says:
I can foresee using this idea in many ways... Thanks for the laugh!
Feb 15, 2008. 9:17 AMdigjam says:
I wish I had seen this before yesterday...it's also a great place to put manifesto!!! or bills..you, know, whichever..
Feb 14, 2008. 7:39 PMKentsOkay says:
ROTLMAO!
You have my vote =]
Feb 14, 2008. 6:59 PMLinuxH4x0r says:
LOL
Feb 14, 2008. 6:25 AMWilliz says:
Get sued in the UK? You must be joking we're not like America yet.
Feb 14, 2008. 6:53 AMTeacherOfTheWays says:
ha love it! i should have got my sister to do this for school! LMAO thats great! lol
Feb 14, 2008. 3:37 AMBrennn10 says:
Haha, this is hilarious.
Feb 14, 2008. 3:02 AMgmjhowe says:
LMFAO beautiful. love it,
Feb 13, 2008. 9:17 PMGorillazMiko says:
WOW! Freaking hilarious Instructable. Great job, this is really funny, I will HAVE to do this. +1 rating. (added to favorites)

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