Hmph. Valentines day is here again. Time to go into deep depression. I know, lets celebrate loneliness together. Schools and offices share cards, "You are a great friend", "Super Teacher!!!", and "Be Mine". You can shove those cards right up my... um, well, you know.

Basically, it's a valentine holder (some schools do this on valentines day), where you put the cards inside the butt.

Step 1: Gather Materials

All you need for this Valentine's day card holder is some appropriately colored paper, I used yellow for flesh, blue for the shirt, green for the pants, and black for the shoes. You will also want a pair of scissors and some glue (stick or elmers).

Step 2: Make Your Butt.

Sketch out a butt shape with legs and torso on yellow paper. It doesn't have to be perfect.

After cutting one butt-shape out, put it back on some more yellow paper and make a second one.

Glue them together, one on top of the other, but slide one of the butt pieces down about half a centimeter. Only glue the torso and legs, DO NOT GLUE THE BUTT!!!!

Step 3: Cut Out Some Pants.

Using the color of your choice, trace the legs of your person, and cut out the result. This will be your pants.

Step 4: Cut Out Your Shirt.

Trace the torso of the person onto a color of your choice. Add sleeves to the trace, then cut out the result. This is your shirt.

Step 5: Cut Out Some Shoes.

Make an oval on some paper that look like appropriately sized for a shoe. Cut it out. This will be one shoe. Trace it a second time for a second shoe.

Step 6: Cut Out a Head.

Cut out a reasonably sized head for your body. I used a cup to trace around.

Step 7: Cut Out Some Hands.

Make two small circles for the hands.

Step 8: Glue It All Together.

Glue the pants, shirt, shoes, head, and hands on the body.

Step 9: Add Detail.

Add some eyes, a line in the pants, shoelaces, a mouth, hair (if you want it).

Step 10: Vioala! You Have a Valentine Card Holder.

Add your name and your project is complete.

I would like to thank Ross for coming up with the project (I saw his and thought, Valentine's day contest!!!)
LOL!!! I tried sticking a Valentines card up my butt once.It got stuck.
Sounds painful.
Mind if i ask why?
I was out of toilet paper
XD awesome
Heh, I want to do this for junk mail, and make my person look like a postie... Wonder what they would make of that? Being the UK, I would probably get sued!
Feel lucky you don't live where they have Homeland Security. Lawsuit would be least of worries...maybe if you had candy coming OUT of butt first...
&nbsp;I suggest chocolates.
Wow.Great card to use anytime.
I'm making one for my boyfriend. Thank you! :)<br />
Ha ha. I&nbsp;wonder what a teacher would think if a 5 year old kid took this to school for the Valentine's exchange...<br />
&nbsp;&quot;We need to talk to your parents.&quot;
Ha ha. I can see a really strict teacher going into shock.<br />
You have some really strange stuff.
Thank you! I try.
hahaha this is hysterical, very cool!
I can foresee using this idea in many ways... Thanks for the laugh!
I wish I had seen this before yesterday...it's also a great place to put manifesto!!! or bills..you, know, whichever..
ROTLMAO!<br/>You have my vote =]<br/>
Thanks!! :), I'm glad you like it.
Get sued in the UK? You must be joking we're not like America yet.
What are you talking about?
ha love it! i should have got my sister to do this for school! LMAO thats great! lol
Haha, this is hilarious.
LMFAO beautiful. love it,
WOW! Freaking hilarious Instructable. Great job, this is really funny, I will HAVE to do this. +1 rating. (added to favorites)
Thank you!! I'm glad I touched one person. Emotionally, of course.

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