Introduction: Valentines Day Cards: Show 'em Where to Shove 'em

Hmph. Valentines day is here again. Time to go into deep depression. I know, lets celebrate loneliness together. Schools and offices share cards, "You are a great friend", "Super Teacher!!!", and "Be Mine". You can shove those cards right up my... um, well, you know.

Basically, it's a valentine holder (some schools do this on valentines day), where you put the cards inside the butt.

Step 1: Gather Materials

All you need for this Valentine's day card holder is some appropriately colored paper, I used yellow for flesh, blue for the shirt, green for the pants, and black for the shoes. You will also want a pair of scissors and some glue (stick or elmers).

Step 2: Make Your Butt.

Sketch out a butt shape with legs and torso on yellow paper. It doesn't have to be perfect.

After cutting one butt-shape out, put it back on some more yellow paper and make a second one.

Glue them together, one on top of the other, but slide one of the butt pieces down about half a centimeter. Only glue the torso and legs, DO NOT GLUE THE BUTT!!!!

Step 3: Cut Out Some Pants.

Using the color of your choice, trace the legs of your person, and cut out the result. This will be your pants.

Step 4: Cut Out Your Shirt.

Trace the torso of the person onto a color of your choice. Add sleeves to the trace, then cut out the result. This is your shirt.

Step 5: Cut Out Some Shoes.

Make an oval on some paper that look like appropriately sized for a shoe. Cut it out. This will be one shoe. Trace it a second time for a second shoe.

Step 6: Cut Out a Head.

Cut out a reasonably sized head for your body. I used a cup to trace around.

Step 7: Cut Out Some Hands.

Make two small circles for the hands.

Step 8: Glue It All Together.

Glue the pants, shirt, shoes, head, and hands on the body.

Step 9: Add Detail.

Add some eyes, a line in the pants, shoelaces, a mouth, hair (if you want it).

Step 10: Vioala! You Have a Valentine Card Holder.

Add your name and your project is complete.

I would like to thank Ross for coming up with the project (I saw his and thought, Valentine's day contest!!!)

Comments

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Flumpkins (author)2008-08-06

LOL!!! I tried sticking a Valentines card up my butt once.It got stuck.

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Doctor What (author)Flumpkins2009-01-26

Sounds painful.

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Flumpkins (author)Doctor What2009-01-30

Nope.

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Abdul BaasitI (author)Flumpkins2016-02-04

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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mechaninja (author)Flumpkins2012-06-12

What...

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memyselfand1 (author)Flumpkins2009-01-25

Mind if i ask why?

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Flumpkins (author)memyselfand12009-01-30

I was out of toilet paper

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megamonkey91 (author)Flumpkins2008-08-25

XD awesome

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Flumpkins (author)megamonkey912008-08-26

yep.

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Babyshoes (author)2008-02-14

Heh, I want to do this for junk mail, and make my person look like a postie... Wonder what they would make of that? Being the UK, I would probably get sued!

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el eliel (author)Babyshoes2008-02-14

Feel lucky you don't live where they have Homeland Security. Lawsuit would be least of worries...maybe if you had candy coming OUT of butt first...

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Minimal (author)el eliel2010-02-22

 I suggest chocolates.

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azuro (author)2010-02-20

Wow.Great card to use anytime.

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eloeloel (author)2010-02-13

I'm making one for my boyfriend. Thank you! :)

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bassclarinet23 (author)2010-02-09

Ha ha. I wonder what a teacher would think if a 5 year old kid took this to school for the Valentine's exchange...

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 "We need to talk to your parents."

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Ha ha. I can see a really strict teacher going into shock.

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container_gardener (author)2009-02-06

LMAO!

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memyselfand1 (author)2009-01-25

You have some really strange stuff.

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Doctor What (author)memyselfand12009-01-26

Thank you! I try.

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thenear1send (author)2008-08-13

hahaha this is hysterical, very cool!

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Granny_Leah (author)2008-03-01

I can foresee using this idea in many ways... Thanks for the laugh!

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digjam (author)2008-02-15

I wish I had seen this before yesterday...it's also a great place to put manifesto!!! or bills..you, know, whichever..

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KentsOkay (author)2008-02-14

ROTLMAO!
You have my vote =]

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Doctor What (author)KentsOkay2008-02-14

Thanks!! :), I'm glad you like it.

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LinuxH4x0r (author)2008-02-14

LOL

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Williz (author)2008-02-14

Get sued in the UK? You must be joking we're not like America yet.

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Doctor What (author)Williz2008-02-14

What are you talking about?

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Doctor What (author)Doctor What2008-02-14

Nevermind

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TeacherOfTheWays (author)2008-02-14

ha love it! i should have got my sister to do this for school! LMAO thats great! lol

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Brennn10 (author)2008-02-14

Haha, this is hilarious.

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gmjhowe (author)2008-02-14

LMFAO beautiful. love it,

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GorillazMiko (author)2008-02-13

WOW! Freaking hilarious Instructable. Great job, this is really funny, I will HAVE to do this. +1 rating. (added to favorites)

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Doctor What (author)GorillazMiko2008-02-13

Thank you!! I'm glad I touched one person. Emotionally, of course.

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