Valentines Day Cards: Show 'em where to shove 'em

Hmph. Valentines day is here again. Time to go into deep depression. I know, lets celebrate loneliness together. Schools and offices share cards, "You are a great friend", "Super Teacher!!!", and "Be Mine". You can shove those cards right up my... um, well, you know.

Basically, it's a valentine holder (some schools do this on valentines day), where you put the cards inside the butt.

Step 1 Gather Materials

All you need for this Valentine's day card holder is some appropriately colored paper, I used yellow for flesh, blue for the shirt, green for the pants, and black for the shoes. You will also want a pair of scissors and some glue (stick or elmers).

Comments

[Babyshoes]

Heh, I want to do this for junk mail, and make my person look like a postie... Wonder what they would make of that? Being the UK, I would probably get sued!

[el eliel]

Feel lucky you don't live where they have Homeland Security. Lawsuit would be least of worries...maybe if you had candy coming OUT of butt first...

[Minimal]

 I suggest chocolates.

[azuro]

Wow.Great card to use anytime.

[eloeloel]

I'm making one for my boyfriend. Thank you! :)

[bassclarinet23]

Ha ha. I wonder what a teacher would think if a 5 year old kid took this to school for the Valentine's exchange...

[Doctor What]

 "We need to talk to your parents."

[bassclarinet23]

Ha ha. I can see a really strict teacher going into shock.

[container_gardener]

LMAO!

[Flumpkins]

LOL!!! I tried sticking a Valentines card up my butt once.It got stuck.

[Doctor What]

Sounds painful.

[Flumpkins]

Nope.

[memyselfand1]

Mind if i ask why?

[Flumpkins]

I was out of toilet paper

[megamonkey91]

XD awesome

[Flumpkins]

yep.

[memyselfand1]

You have some really strange stuff.

[Doctor What]

Thank you! I try.

[thenear1send]

hahaha this is hysterical, very cool!

[Granny_Leah]

I can foresee using this idea in many ways... Thanks for the laugh!

[digjam]

I wish I had seen this before yesterday...it's also a great place to put manifesto!!! or bills..you, know, whichever..

[KentsOkay]

ROTLMAO!
You have my vote =]

[Doctor What]

Thanks!! :), I'm glad you like it.

[LinuxH4x0r]

LOL

[Williz]

Get sued in the UK? You must be joking we're not like America yet.

[Doctor What]

What are you talking about?

[Doctor What]

Nevermind

[TeacherOfTheWays]

ha love it! i should have got my sister to do this for school! LMAO thats great! lol

[Brennn10]

Haha, this is hilarious.

[gmjhowe]

LMFAO beautiful. love it,

[GorillazMiko]

WOW! Freaking hilarious Instructable. Great job, this is really funny, I will HAVE to do this. +1 rating. (added to favorites)

[Doctor What]

Thank you!! I'm glad I touched one person. Emotionally, of course.