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A step by step guide to hunting and destroying the undead lords of the night.

Step 1: Vampires

Vampires are bloodthirsty and cruel undead creatures who prey on the blood of the living.

They will suck blood out of the veins in your neck, kill your beloved, and generally make a mess of things with your blood all over the nice carpet.

And thus we need to hunt them down with extreme prejudices to ensure our own survival, and for fun and possibly profit.

This instructable will guide you through the basics of vampire hunting and before you know it you'll be able to bag yourself a bloodsucker just like buffy the vampire slayer or any other of those beautiful feminine slayers.

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<p>also don't think everyone who drinks blood is a vampire, they may be something of a kitsune ( a japanese fox spirit sometimes depicked as being vampiric) like me or something else. my point is &quot;i is no mean teh harm 2 u&quot;.</p>
<p>how dumb are some of you ,vampires may be stronger faster and agile than humans but still have weaknesses of them thats why they stalk their victims but most try not to kill vampires are not immortal they just age longer eventually if they do not get killed die their bodies stay the same and decompose just like humans to turn you must drink the blood of a vampire werewolves like me have the same lifespan as humans they are stronger faster and better senses than a human but are still killed the same just like vampires although we are stronger in a pack the alpha is always stronger like me werewolves dont turn full wolf unless they are a very powerful alpha. The only vampires that are immortal is the original 13 jesus and his 12 deciples</p>
How did you become a werewolf. ?
Why would you want to be a mutt?
<p>whats wrong with being a wolf</p>
<p>Hello everyone, in 2014 i wanted to become a vampire from one man in UK and he collected my money, and he did not make me a Vampire. In 2015 someone directed me to a vampire lord in Bulgaria and this man make me a vampire. I will advice anyone who want to become a vampire should contact Wallace Graham via email: wallec_graham@outlook.com the money who make a Vampire.Miss Jennet.</p>
<p>r u a vampire</p>
<p>Hello everyone, in 2014 i wanted to become a vampire from one man in UK and he collected my money, and he did not make me a Vampire. In 2015 someone directed me to a vampire lord in Bulgaria and this man make me a vampire. I will advice anyone who want to become a vampire should contact Wallace Graham via email: wallec_graham@outlook.com the money who make a Vampire.Miss Jennet.</p>
<p>are u a vampire prietL</p>
Everyone that has ever said they were a vampire they are lying but that is not me sayng they arent real. they are 100%. but all of the people who think they know about vampires they are wrong crucifixes,holy water,garlic,silver dont work and if sunlight really did kill them do you really think that there would be any around today, they dont have transformation powers or super strength they arent even pale but one thing i can tell is all the people who truly beleive in vampires like i do dont stop because the world will always need hunters but one thing that people dont really understand is that the world needs vampires too
At least someone believes and knows. bloodsucker420 is somewhat correct on some of that. To tell more about this. When we are in the sun for long periods of time. we will get very bad migraines. And we aren't able to live forever like in the movies. I don't like the fact that vampire hunters kill us vampires but someone has to keep this world in balance. <br>And yes we can't transform, but we do partially inherit some traits of the animal we do respect the most. This is the most I can really say about this topic though. But good luck to you hunters. Because us vampires won't let you kill us so easily.
Hi are you able to talk?
read the night world series. apparently, there has been a leak in vampire info.
<p>couldnt have said it better.</p>
Seriously i was researching about Vampires.... <br>Are You really a Vampire???
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I find it interesting to read about this from different viewpoints. It's really intriguing.
Hello children. Not to squash your hopes and dreams of whatever, but you've got it wrong. I doubt that there is one true vampire here because if there was they would know the facts. <br>The truth is that holy water, crosses, garlic, stakes and the like have no different an affect on vampires than they do on humans. A stake through the heart will kill a vampire the same as it will kill a human. Garlic does nothing but give vampires bad breath. These are just assumptions created by the Catholic Church many years ago to give people hope in believing that they can hold their own against vampires. Old vampires of the time were hardly ever real and went along with these stereotypes to get the hype up and to get publicity.<br>Today, we know that a vampire still has the upper hand because attack is less common and gives the vampire the element of surprise. They are material and there is no magic involved. You can see them in a mirror and the whole nocturnal thing is another thing done for dramatic effect.<br>Something scientific that is from the origin of these fake assumptions is that sunlight does have an effect. A vampire has a very high UV A and B count therefore being in the sun for a few hours can make them a little woozy or weak. The same thing happen to humans except it just happens faster for vampires. Emphasis on the HOURS; vampires will not instantly go into agony when coming into contact with the sun.<br>Unlike in the movies, there is no blood lust all the time that brings a vampire to murder all the time. It is much like the hunger of a human. After a certain period of time they just get hungry and the only difference between humans and vampires on that aspect is what they have to take in to satisfy their needs.<br><br>Hope this helps, and if you have ANY questions, please feel free to comment and I will do my best to answer,<br> -Vladimir.
Hello, are you still able to talk. I know its been years since you have been on year from what i see. if so please reply. Thank you.
I hunt vampire's all my life. I killed 100's of nests. 1 is like a ant. But I see something different in you. Names grid power. director. Speak to me if you have the time <br>
Dear Vladimir; <br> <br>I am impressed with your level of knowledge. Your ability to present information in a rational, non-threating manner is refreshing. <br> <br>The age of manners and grace is sadly missed by those who remember a quieter, gentler time. <br> <br>What do you advise when dealing with a vampire who has 'gone off the reservation'. I know there are certain cases in which it is not their fault. <br> <br>I would valule your reply and I thank you for taking the time... <br> <br>smith and jones
Dear Smith and Jones,<br><br>I thank you for your gracious comments and I am therefore inclined to help you on your quest for knowledge, you sound like you already have a good understanding of things.<br><br>Well that kind of problem has to be done very personally and has to be specific to the one individual, there is no set way to help every different person so I'll need details.<br><br>please get back to me as soon as possible for I would like to help.<br><br>-Vladimir
dear dmitri' <br>it seems that you are well knowledged about vampires, so i am asking for your help. i suspect that someone in my neighbourhood may infact be a vampire. <br>i have scouted him out on a couple of occasions and have recently seen my most disturbing and clear evidence. tonight i intend to do the same but this time i intend to find actual hard evidence and post what i find, wish me luck and details that u know that i dont please tell!
Dear Vladmir; <br> <br>Our background knowledge has led us to believe it is impossible for Human DNA to facilicate a vampire turning into a bat, a wolf, etc. Most matter is locked by this code. <br> <br>We have found situations in which an life form can change-viruses are an excellent example of a force affecting and changing a life form. Organic functions change-organ activity increases, or decreases, changing the life forms abities. However this takes time such as in Gene mutation.. <br>Evolution would have us believe, given enough time-anything is possible. <br>We are not fully convinced. Of couse as we are finite beings, our perceptions of time may be at fault. <br> <br>We write this as a platform from which to proceed in our discussions. <br>We are interested in your thoughts regarding the above. <br> <br>The situation of the vampire 'going off the res', was a test question. It was necessary to help us determine how we would communicate with you. It was not a value test [right/wrong. good answer/bad answer]. Rather it was to determine how we may best communicate. <br>We did not mean for you to jump through a hoop-far from that. <br> <br>Part of our function is as 'Watchers'. We are netural-do not take sides. We do this because this is what we were called to do. We did not look for this, it found us. <br> <br>Our research and experiences lead us to believe a terrible 'storm is on the horizon. We believe our planet and it's life forms are at terrible risk. This is why we sought public channels. <br>Humanity in all its wonder stands at a crossroad. With the push of a button, the careless spill of a biological agent, our world could cease to exist. <br>We must socially evolve past our animal passion responses and seek peaceful methods to deal with our challenges. <br> <br>To make matters more complicated, there is a lack of balance in the spiritual/physical planes. <br>Throughout history, Humanity has believed there is a balance to the World and the Universe. We also believe in this balance. However, 90 percent bad, 10 percent good is a balance. It has never been 50/50. That is a myth leaders tell people to calm them and perserve the system in place at the time. <br>We are finding the balance steadly changing for the worse. <br> <br>Recently we have discovered many leaders in the world do not have faith that Humanity will survive. There are a few who do not care-beyond their own live cycles. There are some who seem to welcome the end. <br> <br>How all this affects you, us, others, is simple. We are all stuck on 'the third rock from the Sun;. <br> <br>We are all over the map in this reply. Forgive us... <br> <br>With respect, <br>Smith and Jones <br> <br>
-.-' um vampires can never be truely killed and sometimes vampires don kill the person they usely just clear there thoughts of ever meeting them!if any of you met avampire and knew how they felt or cared to see if they had feelings youd know the stroy of a vampire!!!!!=.= and sunlight doesnt bug vampires &gt;.&gt; they train in it....alot...&gt;.&gt; i refuses to tell how i got this INFO!
those are human vampires. that means they don't relate to ACTUAL vampires in any way except their want for blood.
<p>garlic and holy water doesNOT do that to vampires. They are simply like other people, and quite a few are Christian. Just to clear things up, vampires are living and breathing creatures as well. </p>
@TheEngineerGirl i need your help
Hi are you there?
Vampires live forever?
<p>I&rsquo;m Noel Dernersessian from the United States, I want share with you how<br> i became a vampire. this something i have dream of all my life and i <br>said to myself that i we do and give anything to belong to this family. <br>Today with the help of Mr. Enrique am a full member of that family <br>today. All i need was a blood to turn and him provided me with that and <br>today and stronger, faster, hear from afar and many other qualities all <br>thanks to him. If you dream of becoming one here is his contacts <br>worldofvampir@hotmail.com</p>
One should not aim to be a vampire, immortality is a Curse. Imagine never growing old while your loved ones died around you . Only make the change if your willing to sacrifice everything. Unless your like me and your looking to turn because you have something to protect and would sacrifice anything to do it. Truth is I need this sacrifice to protect what I love even if it has to be from the shadows. If you could help me turn contact me at perseusliberty@gmail.com. vampires aren't evil. I'm just saying if your gonna turn do so with honor because once you change there is gonna be a lot of sacrifice. If you could help me or even turn me id do anything even bargain for it. Id even grovel and beg. I have those I need to protect and would sacrifice my life to do it.
<p>Do you want to be a real vampire? Whatever your desire, we can fulfill it! Contact our Mystical Vampire Kingdom at vampirekingdom999@gmail.com for help. Be sure you want it, because there's no turning back... Our highly skilled vampires can alter your very essence, turning you into a real vampire. contact email: vampirekingdom999@gmail.com for help.</p>
Yes can you really do it
<p>I would very much like to become a vampire.</p>
<p>Do you want to be a real vampire? Whatever your desire, we can fulfill it! Contact our Mystical Vampire Kingdom at vampiretransform@gmail.com for help. Be sure you want it, because there's no turning back... Our highly skilled vampires can alter your very essence, turning you into a real vampire. contact email: vampiretransform@gmail.com for help.</p>
Please I want to become a vampire I love in Pakistan and want to become one of you please I know the consequences and I agree with it
<p>Do you want to be a real vampire? Whatever your desire, we can fulfill it! Contact our Mystical Vampire Kingdom at vampiretransform@gmail.com for help. Be sure you want it, because there's no turning back... Our highly skilled vampires can alter your very essence, turning you into a real vampire. contact email: vampiretransform@gmail.com for help.</p>

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