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A step by step guide to hunting and destroying the undead lords of the night.
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Vampires are bloodthirsty and cruel undead creatures who prey on the blood of the living.
They will suck blood out of the veins in your neck, kill your beloved, and generally make a mess of things with your blood all over the nice carpet.
And thus we need to hunt them down with extreme prejudices to ensure our own survival, and for fun and possibly profit.
This instructable will guide you through the basics of vampire hunting and before you know it you'll be able to bag yourself a bloodsucker just like buffy the vampire slayer or any other of those beautiful feminine slayers.
They will suck blood out of the veins in your neck, kill your beloved, and generally make a mess of things with your blood all over the nice carpet.
And thus we need to hunt them down with extreme prejudices to ensure our own survival, and for fun and possibly profit.
This instructable will guide you through the basics of vampire hunting and before you know it you'll be able to bag yourself a bloodsucker just like buffy the vampire slayer or any other of those beautiful feminine slayers.
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regards-
Smithy0016 (hunter in training)
I'm a reincarnated angel, with the power level of a goddess. 2012 is an extremely interesting year, both for your kind and myself. It's not the end of the world, rather the 3rd dimension changing into the 5th dimension, which in turn, allows me to reach the 7th dimension when that happens. It hasn't happened yet, but when it does, I think even you will notice people changing.
I'm an elemental (weaker with metals, but very strong with silver), a reincarnated angel, and a goddess I guess. Though, soon, I'll be able to shift into the forms I like, and be able to have full potential to be ar my utmost power. I have a winged unicorn as a guardian, and an entire fleet of guardian angels. I have also spoken to the archangels Raphael, Gabriel and Michael. All new spirits I meet, tend to refer to me as the Angel Princess.
I can see auras and spirits, I'm an empath, feeling both the emotions of others as well as their pain (both pyschical and mental) though I have trouble distincting between the two. I'm also a healer. At the end of 2012 I will also have telekinsis, and I will actually be able to use my telepathy abilities properly.
Your kind is sensitive to light, some of you drink blood, and some of you absorb life-force and energy. You're almost correct, but if it came done to psychic vs. vampire. The one with the stronger will (invincibility against mortality) will actually control whether the vampire dies from the way or not. So, you actually do have the potiental to be burned in the sunlight, if you were to cross a psychic with a stronger will than you. Though, the psychic could also put a block on your vampiric abilities.
The astral body can be accessed without dying, but only by the very powerful. I know psychics can do it, but I think it would be the same for vampires, if they were to undergo intense psychic training. Though, as energy vampires suck energy out of people, and unguarded psychics, and some vampires actually suck blood, there is a high chance that none will actually help an energy vampire, a hybrid vampire or a sanguinariun vampire.
You've also got to take into account that those who can astral travel are even rarer, and that those who would be willing to share the secrets of astral travel are nearly nil.
Adios
(And why did you adopt that Sparkly Freak's Name as a username?)
acting like a elementary kid living around crazy supernatural fantasies..........
all those cool creatures does not exist if they by any chance in hell i would already be one of them.
keep it real pal.
-The Legendary Hunter
You do not leave room for doubt about your intent. Today I came across this site. Smith and Jones are not hunters but researchers. Being older and believing 'A man must know his limitations', we prefer to catalog and collect all info. We value the old learning lifestyle.
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Or maybe, we'r e just lazy, slightly cowardly and don't care and understand that a percentage of humanity will die due to interactions with beings who have crossed over from the spiritual to the physical planes.
We would be interested, from time to time, getting your take on this or that.
'Remember to duck'
Smith and Jones
and i will find you!
The truth is that holy water, crosses, garlic, stakes and the like have no different an affect on vampires than they do on humans. A stake through the heart will kill a vampire the same as it will kill a human. Garlic does nothing but give vampires bad breath. These are just assumptions created by the Catholic Church many years ago to give people hope in believing that they can hold their own against vampires. Old vampires of the time were hardly ever real and went along with these stereotypes to get the hype up and to get publicity.
Today, we know that a vampire still has the upper hand because attack is less common and gives the vampire the element of surprise. They are material and there is no magic involved. You can see them in a mirror and the whole nocturnal thing is another thing done for dramatic effect.
Something scientific that is from the origin of these fake assumptions is that sunlight does have an effect. A vampire has a very high UV A and B count therefore being in the sun for a few hours can make them a little woozy or weak. The same thing happen to humans except it just happens faster for vampires. Emphasis on the HOURS; vampires will not instantly go into agony when coming into contact with the sun.
Unlike in the movies, there is no blood lust all the time that brings a vampire to murder all the time. It is much like the hunger of a human. After a certain period of time they just get hungry and the only difference between humans and vampires on that aspect is what they have to take in to satisfy their needs.
Hope this helps, and if you have ANY questions, please feel free to comment and I will do my best to answer,
-Vladimir.
I am impressed with your level of knowledge. Your ability to present information in a rational, non-threating manner is refreshing.
The age of manners and grace is sadly missed by those who remember a quieter, gentler time.
What do you advise when dealing with a vampire who has 'gone off the reservation'. I know there are certain cases in which it is not their fault.
I would valule your reply and I thank you for taking the time...
smith and jones
I thank you for your gracious comments and I am therefore inclined to help you on your quest for knowledge, you sound like you already have a good understanding of things.
Well that kind of problem has to be done very personally and has to be specific to the one individual, there is no set way to help every different person so I'll need details.
please get back to me as soon as possible for I would like to help.
-Vladimir
it seems that you are well knowledged about vampires, so i am asking for your help. i suspect that someone in my neighbourhood may infact be a vampire.
i have scouted him out on a couple of occasions and have recently seen my most disturbing and clear evidence. tonight i intend to do the same but this time i intend to find actual hard evidence and post what i find, wish me luck and details that u know that i dont please tell!
Our background knowledge has led us to believe it is impossible for Human DNA to facilicate a vampire turning into a bat, a wolf, etc. Most matter is locked by this code.
We have found situations in which an life form can change-viruses are an excellent example of a force affecting and changing a life form. Organic functions change-organ activity increases, or decreases, changing the life forms abities. However this takes time such as in Gene mutation..
Evolution would have us believe, given enough time-anything is possible.
We are not fully convinced. Of couse as we are finite beings, our perceptions of time may be at fault.
We write this as a platform from which to proceed in our discussions.
We are interested in your thoughts regarding the above.
The situation of the vampire 'going off the res', was a test question. It was necessary to help us determine how we would communicate with you. It was not a value test [right/wrong. good answer/bad answer]. Rather it was to determine how we may best communicate.
We did not mean for you to jump through a hoop-far from that.
Part of our function is as 'Watchers'. We are netural-do not take sides. We do this because this is what we were called to do. We did not look for this, it found us.
Our research and experiences lead us to believe a terrible 'storm is on the horizon. We believe our planet and it's life forms are at terrible risk. This is why we sought public channels.
Humanity in all its wonder stands at a crossroad. With the push of a button, the careless spill of a biological agent, our world could cease to exist.
We must socially evolve past our animal passion responses and seek peaceful methods to deal with our challenges.
To make matters more complicated, there is a lack of balance in the spiritual/physical planes.
Throughout history, Humanity has believed there is a balance to the World and the Universe. We also believe in this balance. However, 90 percent bad, 10 percent good is a balance. It has never been 50/50. That is a myth leaders tell people to calm them and perserve the system in place at the time.
We are finding the balance steadly changing for the worse.
Recently we have discovered many leaders in the world do not have faith that Humanity will survive. There are a few who do not care-beyond their own live cycles. There are some who seem to welcome the end.
How all this affects you, us, others, is simple. We are all stuck on 'the third rock from the Sun;.
We are all over the map in this reply. Forgive us...
With respect,
Smith and Jones
Smith and Jones would like your take on Vampires. We are not hunters but researchers.
One question we have been debating is the rise in Vampire Interest in the last few years. We study many beings that have and have not crossed over from the spiritual to the physical plane.
Is there a spiritual component that enables the transformation or is it soley a matter of life forms reproducing within the confines of our physical world? .
One other question...Where does the spirit of a Vampire go when the body is no longer able to function. Is it possible, that as matter is never destroyed-just changes form, so spirits can never be completely destroyed, just forced to take on other forms. This would make sense when looking at spirits as units of energy.
'Remember to duck'
Smith and Jones