Vampire Hunting For Beginners

A step by step guide to hunting and destroying the undead lords of the night.

Step 1: Vampires

Vampires are bloodthirsty and cruel undead creatures who prey on the blood of the living.

They will suck blood out of the veins in your neck, kill your beloved, and generally make a mess of things with your blood all over the nice carpet.

And thus we need to hunt them down with extreme prejudices to ensure our own survival, and for fun and possibly profit.

This instructable will guide you through the basics of vampire hunting and before you know it you'll be able to bag yourself a bloodsucker just like buffy the vampire slayer or any other of those beautiful feminine slayers.

Comments

[kdrago]

not all vampires go around drinking random peoples blood... if you see one or suspect one or been told that someone is DEFINATELY a vampire why kill! i personally get blood donor to lend me blood so try not to kill them...

[lemonie]

Do you know what this symbol: (C) means?
Or what "Reproduction Rights" are?

L

[Vampirehunter]

Acualy barely any of this is true you kill a vampire with bullets and swords/axes.

[Vampirehunter]

I am a real vampire hunter and I know the garlic thing is not true.

[tigerinsideme99]

can someone kill me! im tired of being a vampire.

[tigerinsideme99]

tht doesnt work, you know tht right. but very creative

[asinclair3]

ok the comments are becoming more exaggerate. i just stumble open this just to read. and here i am. seriously guys? grow up -_-......is not vampire or werewolf. is just human with extra ability that give by god. thats all. talk is bullshit give facts or video or pictures that would explain everything -_-. haizz....seriously grow up

[fthompson3]

vampyres have an odd disposition when it comes to feelings. there may not be misery or depression, however i know of none who have not at some point questioned their emotions and pondered why they feel the way they do. i hope you people understand that your toying with others lives. our lives are just as important as yours, and killing should never be excused due to belief that we are evil. if you realy think your speculations are correct, why dont you try and kill a real vampyre? i can bet you wouldnt be left alone after such an act of violence. we arent looking for a fight, and im sure you think what your doing is fun, but im guessing you have a pulse like everyone else, which means your about as fragile as wine glass. i dont believe that fighting solves anything, im very open minded and kind if you get to know me, but i doubt any of us are going to stand there and let you drive a steak through our hearts. we wont be eliminated without a fight, and neither would you, so please think things over before you go hurting innocent people. were very well hidden, and chances are youd get the wrong person.

[DELETED_PatrickStar]

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[Emeraldeveningstar]

Dear PatrickStar, I am hopefull you may have knowlege beyond my own, and well I sort of screwed something up ..which may or may not?? have caused my current problem. You say you can distinguish the bs from the real, so I am hopefull you will be able to see I am the real deal.I recently built a new home( so no one has been here the land was farm land and the town its self has only existed for 50 plus years I did the reasearch. so appart from it possibly being indian territory, which local tribes say it was not. I cant blame the placement for the current problem. I have been to a clairvoiant( she was legit I tested her as Im always sceptical of any whom charge for thier help) said with no knowlege of my move etc that I was on some sort of cross convergance..a nexus for a better lack of name. I happen to be a heritary solitary( well two currently now)witch. I come from a long line of ancestral magic, we were mostly healers and seers,my abilitity tends to lie in the seer side , although I also have the ability to tap into the other side, aide in led meditation for past life regression,and have preminitionary skills, Im also very versed in spell craft. I help people that come into my path for a varierty of reasons and with no personal gain..I am attempting to right past wrongs when in past lives as I did walk a dark path.I find I am tempted by this when I run out of options..and in helping one particuallary needy person I opened a gate in the upper relms..an attempt to send this persons particular negitive energy( as I was unable to bind it I tried everything)I had never turned to black arts only studing them..I admit I was desprete. I did it alone..with no other living beings help. What I didnt count on was something coming back for what I sent beyond. I have been plagued by emf my new home lights sputtering microwaves going on and off taps going on and off..I have had it speak in other people voices calling out to them only for that person to not be present or phone! this has happened to myself my dad a roommate guests in the home etc.it ramps up if I open gates.. call corners etc.however it didnt do this in the begining. It first began with everyone in the home waking up exausted we became ill easily like we slept but didnt. I had particualary bad dreams and even woke screaming ( something that has never happened to me prior) I would dream there was a unformed shifting preasence above me I couldnt yell for help even though I was screaming it felt as though it was sucking my air and life essence from me parillising me. I had finally began to acknowledge that something had gone wrong when I brought in a beautiful bouquet of flowers the next day upon waking they were like freeze dried on thier stems, this happened to any plant I brought into the home.when I woke at night I would wake from my dream twice, the first thinking I was awake I would see a black shifting form at the top of the stairs outside of my bedroom and then I would scream and wake myself up for real I was breathless. After this time period, other things began happening to others, anyone that would come to my home it could mimic,electical things began happening, I alone at home one eve had a doll with no batteries say something to me. I spent that night at my parents. three years have flown by,as I live in the rural parts animals have began to gather in my space, and I mean like sleep outside my bedroom window( several deer, first year they were bucks the next a doe gave birth under my window to twins..this year another and twins again..also a bear visits twice a year and was back sleeping on my deck) Im not sure if this is related but ravens and crows also gather in front or on my roof) its sort of weird actually and town folk havepointed it out as strange...of course rumers of me being a witch stir..but Im not so sure its solely that..I began thinking it was some sort of vampiric entity, and Im not sure how to rid it from me or the home or both?? there is not alot on itand there seems to be a plethoria of beings it could be? and Im not sure how to tell it appart...pluss I keep drawing my line in the sand with it becoming corporal, like when I came home and all the doors on my dresser were open..I left they were fine with the same person I came home with and there they were ..and they said " NOW WILL YOU DO SOMETHING" my moms frantic thinking my lacadasical attitide with its presence will get me possesed or something?? I dont think it can do that actually?but it has started tossing things small things but just the same its unerving. Im thinking it wont hurt me because it hasent so far, and quite frankly I dont want to make it worse and piss it off or something.Do you think you could help me or put me onto someone that has a little more knowledge than myself. anyone real reading this anyways?Thanks very much.Emerald Evening Star.
Ps I have tried clearing and it ramped up..( pissed off Im thinking)and also asking it to not frighten me has helped a bit.

[HuntBTVS123]

Hi PatrickStar,

Since recently I have becoming a Vampire Slayer . I have all the weapons and even been training twice a day, four days a week. However, need to know more and you seem like the person that can help. Email me if you can help - [e-mail]

[13blazez]

you think you now vampires like me you now nothing were not the solle killer every one says we r but we do kill in self defence so if you even think about killing a vampire ill find you

[slayerforvampires]

you do relize that if you are a vampire you are a sencless killer like what patrick star say unless you have gone thourght the jurny of gitting you sole back and even thought you still would be unhuman and iv only meet one vampire that got its sole back but i killed it because its my job so it seems as if you are a fake

[Charles ressum]

i heard that their is a lot of vampire and werewolf hunter right ?
you all fool human never kill us ..... If you want to know come to cambodia to find us , you will know soon ,,, very soon ..... all of this kind of hunter is just a coward with a toy weapon and never face the true of us .

[iwillfindallofyou]

All of you are fools. You speak as to impress someone. All of you are children reading books that glorify false hoods of reality. Stop making a mockery of true beings. If you all are what you say you are, YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT EAS FOR US TO FIND YOU! So do the world a favor and stop pretending to Vampires or Werewolves.

[Charles ressum]

you just dont know

[bangeldemon]

umm .-. i know vampires?and one feeling raped me?>.> and i allso met one when i was a lil girl who rid my memeberies T~T but my strong will got them back XD

[smithandjones]

Dear 'iwillfindallofyou'

You do not leave room for doubt about your intent. Today I came across this site. Smith and Jones are not hunters but researchers. Being older and believing 'A man must know his limitations', we prefer to catalog and collect all info. We value the old learning lifestyle.
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Or maybe, we'r e just lazy, slightly cowardly and don't care and understand that a percentage of humanity will die due to interactions with beings who have crossed over from the spiritual to the physical planes.

We would be interested, from time to time, getting your take on this or that.

'Remember to duck'
Smith and Jones

[Sharkywerevampire]

i'm not pretending. i am telling the truth. honest.
and i will find you!

[Alexis423]

I just wanted to get up top so vampires who ever made this are not will not do not look like that. I have observed one upclose she is very lil blood thirsty.

[Nothingmore95]

I would like to become a vampire.. Pm me soon anyone

[Agnogris]

Wherefore would you WANT to be a vampire? I ask you, does my reply show in the chat? I have little knowledge of these things.

[Lelee21stCentury]

To vampire slayer... I am interested...could u train me? I mean thru emails. skype, phone calls?? I live in U.S. I have seen some things in my life. I do know from religion experience that demons are real and they can possess the living and dead sinners to become vampires. I know that fasting, praying, buying filter water and olive oil and praying over it or have a priest / pastor to do it to become holy water and holy oil to be one of the necessessites to have in killing an demonic vampire. Also the stake method but I would like to know more..or learn more by an experience vampire hunter...anyone that is ....I'm not in this for games... I have seen and spoken to several ghost in my life, seen an quick deliverance service over an demonic person in real...e.t.c. [e-mail]

[HuntBTVS123]

Lelee21stCentury
Its been a couple of months since you asked about training and hoping u could train me,

[VampireHuntress]

My friend has a group if you would like to be part of it. I know its a little late to say this but you can e-mail her at [e-mail] if you'd like to. Just remember no age required they will train you personally or over skype

[Lelee21stCentury]

Thank u Vampire Huntress:)

[VampireHuntress]

No problem.

[hunter798]

please, i need help, I am a vampire, I need help with a cure, help me, I do not want to spill any blood

[HuntBTVS123]

There is no cure, you are gunna fight it at start and then it will take you over. Go to a medium or sorcerer, they can help. Hurry before you harm anyone.

[13blazez]

theres no known cure but you dont have to spill any blood "kill any one" were not all like the staryo types people say you only realy need to feed once a month just learn to control your cravings i now its hard but it will get easier just feed when the person is sleeping they will not feel a thing just dont kill them you only need to take a pint or 2 when your done feeding lick the wound and it will heal in a matter of seconds good luck on you forever lasting life ps im a vampire to and STAY AWAY FROM VAMPIRE HUNTERS!!!!!!!!1

[jaredfairbanks]

vampires are undead..not sexy land seductive like twilight potrays them,there hellish blood sucking demons that have no respect for human life and are meant to cleansed.

[tronic dreams]

i have been hearing rumors coming from shirelysburg PA that there are groups of vamps, some of these rumors are saying that they are killing in the woods they do not say anything in the news because every person that goes in there does not come back now these are rumors dont hate because i am saying this i just want to know what is going on if someone is out there could you tell me what is happening please.

[smithy0016]

if u really want to see a vampire, and i mean really! find highgate cemetery in london england is almost a certainty. rcently there has been an increase in sightings and many pets and even a young woman have been reported missing in that area.
regards-
Smithy0016 (hunter in training)

[Sharkywerevampire]

I HAVE A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND! HE IS SO NOT UNDER THAT DESCRIPTION! HE EVEN KILLED ONE!!!!!!

[smithy0016]

absolute bollocks

[jinneemagic]

Are there any human vampire hunters on this site?

[smithy0016]

where u from? cos i am really interested in becoming a vampire hunter

[becki_boo666]

Yes i am one why?

[edward cullen]

Not to be rude, but are you joking? While vampires are real, we aren't like in those stories. We are sensitive to light, we don't burn in it though. Nor do we sparkle, like in Twilight. None of the things you mentioned can kill us unless the vampire in question believes they can harm us. And we aren't undead until we've died and our astral body has become free to roam without the physical limitations. I happen to be a hybrid Sanguinariun/Psychic vampire. Sanguinariuns drink blood, psychic vampires abosorb the life-force of humans, and hybrids can do both. When we die, our astral body rises as an Undead God and travels the world without the limitations of the physical body, aborbing the life-force of humans.

[darkangle]

ok if u are a vampire why are u say n it isn't it dangerous for u