A step by step guide to hunting and destroying the undead lords of the night.
ステップ 1: Vampires
Vampires are bloodthirsty and cruel undead creatures who prey on the blood of the living.
They will suck blood out of the veins in your neck, kill your beloved, and generally make a mess of things with your blood all over the nice carpet.
And thus we need to hunt them down with extreme prejudices to ensure our own survival, and for fun and possibly profit.
This instructable will guide you through the basics of vampire hunting and before you know it you'll be able to bag yourself a bloodsucker just like buffy the vampire slayer or any other of those beautiful feminine slayers.
ステップ 2: Stakes not steaks damnit!
The most important vampire killing tool is the humble stake.
A stake, (not to be confused with a steak) is a piece of sharpened wood that must be driven through a vampire's unbeating black heart in order to kill it.
see the pictures below for more information of the right kind of stake for the job.
ステップ 3: Garlic is a girl's best freind...
Garlic is very powerful for repelling vampires (and anything else with a nose), and so is the pinnacle of importance for aspiring vampire slayers.
You may want to try tanking up on garlic filled food before setting off, try for example a nice garlic studded pot roast
or dab a few drops of eau de garlic on your tasty exposed neck.
Either way- take at least a few bulbs with you on any hunt unless you want to end up as vampire food.
ステップ 4: And Rinse!
As we all know from countless horror flicks, holy water goes through vampire flesh like beans through a goose, and thats what makes it so useful.
Throwing holy water on a vampire is the equivalent of chucking mr yuck on a kitten, not a pretty sight.
Nuff said, you can get this stuff from churches and apparently conveniently bottled on the internet.