Vegan Mouse Bites

Veggies, the other white meat?  WTF, these are so tempting that you might want to deal with seitan. Better yet, try firm tofu or any other sturdy vegetable in season.  

Got non-vegan friends?  Serve them this alternative.

Step 1: Vegan, really...

Why miss out on all the Fn fun when you are vegan?

This is a vegan recipe.

You need:

A firm eggplant - some people can tell the "gender' whether it will have a lot of seeds or not

Batter or tempura:
Cornstarch, flour, water

Pre-cooked spaghetti or noodles(eggless)

Breadcrumbs(egg and dairy product free)

Seasonings

Canola or peanut oil for frying

CAUTION: Learn how to cook safely.  Sharp things are sharp, hot things are hot.

Comments

[Klesa]

Although I'm not a vegan, these look delicious. I've never had eggplant and this may be just the way to try it. :D Thanks for the great ible. :D

[susanchen2011]

It is cool. I like it.

[jessyratfink]

Yum! Nice to see something fried and not coated or filled with cheese, too. :D

[caitlinsdad]

hmmm, fried stringy cheese mouse bites sounds like a whole lotta fun though.

[RollerScrapper]

Ha ha so awesome! Even vegans are not safe from your wtf foods :-D

[caitlinsdad]

Available at your fine WTF Whole Foods.

[mikeasaurus]

Mmmm. Mice, a pleasant alternative to pigeon... I mean, cucumber.

[caitlinsdad]

They invented the classy name "squab" to distinguish from NYC flying rats(pigeons). They are good pan fried with a squish of lemon.