Step 1: Vegan, really...
This is a vegan recipe.
A firm eggplant - some people can tell the "gender' whether it will have a lot of seeds or not
Batter or tempura:
Cornstarch, flour, water
Pre-cooked spaghetti or noodles(eggless)
Breadcrumbs(egg and dairy product free)
Canola or peanut oil for frying
CAUTION: Learn how to cook safely. Sharp things are sharp, hot things are hot.