I have made another prank that I think you will like. It is just an offline webpage, and it is very simple. This Instructable is kind of similar to http://www.instructables.com/id/Virus-Prank/.
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Signing UpStep 1: Type
1. Go to the start menu.
2. Click on "All Programs".
3. Accessories.
4. Notepad.
Type or copy and paste the following (I recommend copy and paste):
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
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}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
Click File, Save as. Name it something that will bring attention to people. And where it says .txt, make it .html.
2. Click on "All Programs".
3. Accessories.
4. Notepad.
Type or copy and paste the following (I recommend copy and paste):
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
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}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
Click File, Save as. Name it something that will bring attention to people. And where it says .txt, make it .html.
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<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free
laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("CLICK TO RECIEVE YOUR LAPTOP!!!!!!!!")
alert("AN UNKOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED")
alert("I have taken over")
alert("If this is a Apple computer, you are hopeless")
alert("If you are a PC, you have hope")
alert("But")
alert("You are still guillible")
alert("In fact")
alert("You are going to get a iPod instead")
alert("NOT")
alert("HAHAHA ")
alert("HAHAHAHA")
alert("I'm going to do the evil scientist laugh now")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("Boy that is FUN")
alert("Do you know who is doing this to you?")
alert("No?")
alert("Not a clue?")
alert("Any ideas?")
alert("NOTHING?!?!?!")
alert("I pity you")
alert("I shall tell you now")
alert("Who is doing this to you")
alert("It is...")
alert("..the...")
alert("COMPUTER GOD")
alert("MWHAHAHAHA")
alert("ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!")
alert("YOU")
alert("DOWN ON ONE KNEE!!")
alert("OR FEEL MY WRATH")
alert("Well your going to feel my wrath anyways because you are so GULLIBLE")
alert("How well do you know the alphabet?")
alert("Well?")
alert("I hope so")
alert("Cause we are going to recite it forever")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("I really love doing that evil scientist laugh")
alert("It's fun")
alert("Okay")
alert("Back to topic")
alert("What were we talking about?")
alert("Oh, I remember!")
alert("Recieting the alphabet")
alert("Okay on 3")
alert("1")
alert("2")
alert("3")
alert("GO")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("E")
alert("F")
alert("G")
alert("H")
alert("I")
alert("K")
alert("L")
alert("M")
alert("N")
alert("O")
alert("P")
alert("Q")
alert("R")
alert("S")
alert("T")
alert("U")
alert("V")
alert("W")
alert("X")
alert("Y")
alert("Z")
alert("There")
alert("We just recieted the alphabet")
alert("That was fast")
alert("Should we do it again")
alert("What was that?")
alert("Okay")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("Just kidding")
alert("I'M GETTING BORED now")
alert("I'M going to let you go now ")
alert("so bye")
alert("bye")
alert("I said bye!")
alert("GO AWAY!!!")
alert("Why are you still here?!?!?!")
alert("why must you torment me?!?!")
alert("WHY!?!?!")
alert("just go already")
alert("just go")
alert("the laptop will arive in 6-8 weeks")
alert("just click the second box")
alert("Okay?")
alert("It says DONT CLICK HERE, because you are supposed to go throught here first")
alert("Enjoy your new computer!!")
alert("It will open up a form that you fill in")
alert("ENJOY")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Click ok to receive your Lamborghini.(opens a new browser window)")
alert("Norton Virus Protection has found a virus.(type 168238x555)")
alert("Click OK to contact your administrator.")
alert("(type 234435345x88677) Doing this could permanantley dammage your HDD. Continue?")
alert("Contacting Administrator...")
alert("Norton has found a solution to the virus")
alert("Click ok to receive a free sampler edition of Which magazine to prevent this from happening again?")
alert("I'd get out of your house now.")
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!")
alert("SELF DESTRUCTING IN:")
alert("11")
alert("10")
alert("9")
alert("8")
alert("7")
alert("6")
alert("5")
alert("4")
alert("3")
alert("2")
alert("1")
alert("0")
alert("KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
alert("This is a joke. There is nothing to worry about.")
alert("AGGH!!!!!!!! OMG ITS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Click ok to save him.")
alert("He Dies.")
alert(" Ha Ha Ha. You fell for it. This Is a joke by Josh.S
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br>And a house and lot!<br>And even $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash!!!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
alert("Your system has exploded.!")
alert("Tired of clicking?")
alert("Terminate? Press OK to continue.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Fail!")
alert("HDD: Fail!")
alert("Connection: Fail!")
alert("System: Insecure")
alert("IP address: <your IP address here>")
alert("You will be disconnected within 5 seconds.")
alert("Closing all applications....")
alert("Performing system shutdown....")
alert("In order to fix this computer, you must pay....")
alert("$5000, at the next 5 days.")
alert("Or else, your system will crash and freeze.")
alert("Resetting system time and date...")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("You must erase all your files to protect your system.")
alert("Done.")
alert("You must reformat your hard disk drive.")
alert("Done.")
alert("Now what?!")
alert("Restart your computer.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Success!")
alert("HDD: Success!")
alert("Connection: Success!")
alert("System: Secure")
alert("IP address: <Your IP address here>")
alert("Check websites for verification.")
alert("You're almost finish!")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("No threats detected.")
alert("Repairing system.......")
alert("Setting the correct date and time......")
alert("Restoring all files...")
alert("Finish!!!")
alert("Press OK to exit.")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert() {
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
var b = true
while (b == true){
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
Real Coding for Dummies HERE
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-basic-killwareadv-fake-flash-virus/
Than follow my easy steps!!!
Basic: <//killware.virus\\>
Advanced: <//07870970077000.fadbaa~1\\>
WebSite: <!-- Killware.execute~A --/>
<center>this file contains a poor, trapped virus.<br>please enter the words "virus_release.cmd" to release him. : )<br><input type="text"></input><p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="release" /></body>
</html></center>
copy and paste
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type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("STOP ERROR: 017509857x3 There has been an unexpected error in windows. This may have been
caused by a virus or a problem with the installation of windows!")
alert("Your computer, Windows, Xp,2000,home, or Vista has recieved a virus")
alert("Your computer will crash in:3")
alert("2")
alert("1")
alert("We suggest you contact your system admin.")
alert("This could cause major corruption of you data.")
alert("Do you wish to continue?")
alert("No?")
alert("Windows has found a solution to the virus. Press okay to intitiate")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
alert("Self destruct in:")
alert("11")
alert("10")
alert("9")
alert("8")
alert("7")
alert("6")
alert("5")
alert("4")
alert("3")
alert("2")
alert("1")
alert("KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!
KABLOOIE!KABLOOIE!")
alert("THIS IS A JOKE! from Evan S.")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
while (1==1) {
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
title death cube 11
color 3f
:top
cls
echo /-Welcome to hyper Cube Control Panel
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo /-die = 2
echo /-die = 3
echo /- die = 4
echo /- die = 5
echo /-die = 6
echo /- die = 7
echo /-die = 8
echo /-deaths = 9
echo /-death = 10
echo.
echo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
set variable1=1
set variable2=2
set variable3=3
set variable4=a
set variable5=4
set variable6=5
set variable7=6
set variable8=7
set variable9=8
set variable10=9
set variable11=10
set /p udefine=
if %udefine%==%variable1% (
cls
Echo Exit
pause
goto exit
)
if %udefine%==%variable2% (
shutdown -f -s -t 30 -c "Forced Shutdown- scream to abort"
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable3% (
shutdown -f -r -t 30 -c "Forced Restart- abort"
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable4% (
msg * die
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable5% (
shutdown -f -l -t 30 -c "Forced Log-off- to abort scram and bang on the keys"
msg * you puny human you cant stop it!
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable7% (
start http:www.msn.com/
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable6% (
msg * boop
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable8% (
msg * funny
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable9% (
msg * fail
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable10% (
msg * oops &apos
cls
goto top
)
if %udefine%==%variable11% (
:fun
start notepad
cls
goto:fun
)
cls
echo Error...
echo Code not reconized
pause
goto top
:exit
Instead of re-pasting alert("PANIC!!!!!") over and over, just do this after the line alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!"):
for (var x = 1; x <= 100; x++)
{
alert("PANIC!!!!!");
}
and replace 100 with however many times you want it to pop up. This way you can easily customize how many times you want it to pop up. From a lot more to a lot less.
have fun.