PANIC.bmp
I have made another prank that I think you will like. It is just an offline webpage, and it is very simple. This Instructable is kind of similar to http://www.instructables.com/id/Virus-Prank/.
 
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Step 1: Type

1. Go to the start menu.
2. Click on "All Programs".
3. Accessories.
4. Notepad.

Type or copy and paste the following (I recommend copy and paste):

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
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}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>

Click File, Save as. Name it something that will bring attention to people. And where it says .txt, make it .html.
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jabarilondon13 says: Dec 7, 2012. 9:39 PM
help i made it and i was testing it how do i get it off with out task manger lol
csbrocket3 says: Nov 28, 2012. 2:34 PM
Plzzz help!!! I made the thing and when i type and hit submit, it dosent do anything!!
gt11182 says: Apr 25, 2011. 12:53 AM
Is this HTML or JavaScript?
acabrera7 says: Aug 27, 2012. 2:59 AM
it opens in the internet and the Java program runs the script
renscan2 says: Mar 16, 2010. 7:11 AM
 It sorta failed on my computer bcuz mine had an option to turn addtional dialogue popups off so it sorta failed
11rex11 says: Aug 9, 2010. 9:35 PM
same
JoshTheGeek says: Aug 8, 2011. 8:26 AM
FireFox 4 does this.
acabrera7 says: Aug 27, 2012. 2:57 AM
As well as Google Chrome
Pichu47 says: Oct 25, 2011. 3:03 PM
My computer won't let me save it as html. what should i do?
tabascow says: Oct 17, 2011. 2:27 PM
guys it aint worken right
shadow wave rider says: Aug 25, 2011. 3:21 AM
my god. i tried this to myself and i had to hold down entre to finish it. you should try the word from "dont click the red button" that would be the most annoying thing ever!

shadow wave rider out.
l0rdaryan says: Oct 2, 2011. 7:32 AM
whenever any unknown number of pop-ups(as in this instructable) occurs, just press and hold 'Esc' key, it'll end that running script.

No need to click endless 'OK's or 'Enter's
short-genuis says: May 9, 2009. 3:38 PM
This code really annoys people, I've modified it. It's funny

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free
laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("CLICK TO RECIEVE YOUR LAPTOP!!!!!!!!")
alert("AN UNKOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED")
alert("I have taken over")
alert("If this is a Apple computer, you are hopeless")
alert("If you are a PC, you have hope")
alert("But")
alert("You are still guillible")
alert("In fact")
alert("You are going to get a iPod instead")
alert("NOT")
alert("HAHAHA ")
alert("HAHAHAHA")
alert("I'm going to do the evil scientist laugh now")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("Boy that is FUN")
alert("Do you know who is doing this to you?")
alert("No?")
alert("Not a clue?")
alert("Any ideas?")
alert("NOTHING?!?!?!")
alert("I pity you")
alert("I shall tell you now")
alert("Who is doing this to you")
alert("It is...")
alert("..the...")
alert("COMPUTER GOD")
alert("MWHAHAHAHA")
alert("ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!")
alert("YOU")
alert("DOWN ON ONE KNEE!!")
alert("OR FEEL MY WRATH")
alert("Well your going to feel my wrath anyways because you are so GULLIBLE")
alert("How well do you know the alphabet?")
alert("Well?")
alert("I hope so")
alert("Cause we are going to recite it forever")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("I really love doing that evil scientist laugh")
alert("It's fun")
alert("Okay")
alert("Back to topic")
alert("What were we talking about?")
alert("Oh, I remember!")
alert("Recieting the alphabet")
alert("Okay on 3")
alert("1")
alert("2")
alert("3")
alert("GO")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("E")
alert("F")
alert("G")
alert("H")
alert("I")
alert("K")
alert("L")
alert("M")
alert("N")
alert("O")
alert("P")
alert("Q")
alert("R")
alert("S")
alert("T")
alert("U")
alert("V")
alert("W")
alert("X")
alert("Y")
alert("Z")
alert("There")
alert("We just recieted the alphabet")
alert("That was fast")
alert("Should we do it again")
alert("What was that?")
alert("Okay")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("Just kidding")
alert("I'M GETTING BORED now")
alert("I'M going to let you go now ")
alert("so bye")
alert("bye")
alert("I said bye!")
alert("GO AWAY!!!")
alert("Why are you still here?!?!?!")
alert("why must you torment me?!?!")
alert("WHY!?!?!")
alert("just go already")
alert("just go")
alert("the laptop will arive in 6-8 weeks")
alert("just click the second box")
alert("Okay?")
alert("It says DONT CLICK HERE, because you are supposed to go throught here first")
alert("Enjoy your new computer!!")
alert("It will open up a form that you fill in")
alert("ENJOY")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
spya says: Jul 29, 2011. 6:53 PM
this is heaps cool I done it at school and heaps of kids started panicking and got in trouble lol...
example555 says: Apr 2, 2010. 6:55 PM
I did this to my dad and he freaked and did a virus scan.
manndude1 says: Jul 24, 2009. 7:49 AM
dude you forgot j (FYI)
short-genuis says: Jul 24, 2009. 12:50 PM
Oh, hey, I did, THX
lacs98 says: Aug 8, 2010. 10:03 AM
and d
short-genuis says: Jul 24, 2009. 12:51 PM
ad this were J should be alert("J")
marci24 says: Apr 1, 2011. 12:35 PM
i'm lost how does al that stuff coem up i keep opening it but it wont' say those stuff please reply and fast
fieryblast says: May 13, 2010. 6:46 AM
lol,this is such a godly prank and i especially love the one made by shorty genius in the first page!hahaha i tried on one of the computers in ma school and all da students freaked out
cantbesaved says: Aug 21, 2009. 3:50 PM
what does it do? pm me the answer
hyudryu says: Apr 8, 2010. 7:27 PM
Use your eyes and look at the picture
killerpope says: Mar 29, 2010. 4:07 PM
 Lol i tryed it javascipt set da/the ban hammer on it so by by virus joke :)
Millawi Legend says: Jan 13, 2009. 6:09 AM
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free Lamborghini!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Click ok to receive your Lamborghini.(opens a new browser window)")
alert("Norton Virus Protection has found a virus.(type 168238x555)")
alert("Click OK to contact your administrator.")
alert("(type 234435345x88677) Doing this could permanantley dammage your HDD. Continue?")
alert("Contacting Administrator...")
alert("Norton has found a solution to the virus")
alert("Click ok to receive a free sampler edition of Which magazine to prevent this from happening again?")
alert("I'd get out of your house now.")
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!")
alert("SELF DESTRUCTING IN:")
alert("11")
alert("10")
alert("9")
alert("8")
alert("7")
alert("6")
alert("5")
alert("4")
alert("3")
alert("2")
alert("1")
alert("0")
alert("KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
alert("This is a joke. There is nothing to worry about.")
alert("AGGH!!!!!!!! OMG ITS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Click ok to save him.")
alert("He Dies.")
alert(" Ha Ha Ha. You fell for it. This Is a joke by Josh.S

}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
alltootechnical says: May 9, 2009. 8:22 AM
Try this:

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br>And a house and lot!<br>And even $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash!!!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
alert("Your system has exploded.!")
alert("Tired of clicking?")
alert("Terminate? Press OK to continue.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Fail!")
alert("HDD: Fail!")
alert("Connection: Fail!")
alert("System: Insecure")
alert("IP address: <your IP address here>")
alert("You will be disconnected within 5 seconds.")
alert("Closing all applications....")
alert("Performing system shutdown....")
alert("In order to fix this computer, you must pay....")
alert("$5000, at the next 5 days.")
alert("Or else, your system will crash and freeze.")
alert("Resetting system time and date...")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("You must erase all your files to protect your system.")
alert("Done.")
alert("You must reformat your hard disk drive.")
alert("Done.")
alert("Now what?!")
alert("Restart your computer.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Success!")
alert("HDD: Success!")
alert("Connection: Success!")
alert("System: Secure")
alert("IP address: <Your IP address here>")
alert("Check websites for verification.")
alert("You're almost finish!")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("No threats detected.")
alert("Repairing system.......")
alert("Setting the correct date and time......")
alert("Restoring all files...")
alert("Finish!!!")
alert("Press OK to exit.")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
alltootechnical says: Mar 16, 2010. 2:06 AM
lol
SmokeorFire says: Aug 19, 2008. 6:13 PM
This code will make never ending panic messages!!

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert() {
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
var b = true
while (b == true){
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
}
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
elephant1292 says: Feb 17, 2010. 1:31 PM
nice.
watermelonhead says: Jan 3, 2009. 12:54 PM
haha, i did this. you have a cruel sense of humor. :] i had to go to task manager and click end task to exit out. hehehe.
watermelonhead says: Jan 4, 2009. 12:23 PM
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CurvedYellowFruit says: Jul 31, 2009. 7:03 AM
Looks like a mangled combination of JS and sys commands. WTF?!

Real Coding for Dummies HERE
Perfect Sky says: Nov 21, 2009. 9:39 PM
totally got me. lol
watermelonhead says: Jul 31, 2009. 10:34 AM
Wow. You're nice. :P
joseph1102 says: Jul 30, 2009. 6:38 AM
this didnt work for me... any ideas how to make it shut down?
watermelonhead says: Jul 30, 2009. 6:50 AM
hmm... you're right, I'm not sure then...
shoyru_master_11 says: Nov 14, 2009. 1:56 AM
This is a real virus program maker just go to:
http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-basic-killwareadv-fake-flash-virus/
Than follow my easy steps!!!
shoyru_master_11 says: Nov 9, 2009. 6:02 PM
Killware is a real virus not a prank here are it's start codes:
Basic: <//killware.virus\\>
Advanced: <//07870970077000.fadbaa~1\\>
WebSite: <!-- Killware.execute~A --/>
One. says: Oct 25, 2009. 1:57 PM
 ha! this is awesome! I modified this code to my own needs, it really works!


<center>this file contains a poor, trapped virus.<br>please enter the words "virus_release.cmd" to release him. : )<br><input type="text"></input><p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="release" /></body>
</html></center>

copy and paste
MARCREED says: Oct 25, 2009. 1:49 PM
 How would i display a .gif image in a java alert or trigger the avast trojan warning in a file or create a computer alert with an image in it huh message me?
http://iguk.co.nr/Toxic.htm
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