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Picture of Virus Prank 2
I have made another prank that I think you will like. It is just an offline webpage, and it is very simple. This Instructable is kind of similar to http://www.instructables.com/id/Virus-Prank/.
 
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Step 1: Type

1. Go to the start menu.
2. Click on "All Programs".
3. Accessories.
4. Notepad.

Type or copy and paste the following (I recommend copy and paste):

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
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</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>

Click File, Save as. Name it something that will bring attention to people. And where it says .txt, make it .html.

Step 2: Test it out

Picture of Test it out
Now open up the file to test it. This will annoy anybody who falls for it!
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TTSS1 month ago

Awesome!!!!!!

dodong1236 months ago

how can be this deleted if already been run the virus ?

jerbs1 year ago
Wouldn't the go before the tag ...
gt111823 years ago
Is this HTML or JavaScript?
STEDZ gt111821 year ago
both
it opens in the internet and the Java program runs the script
ITS NOT JAVA!!!

Java and javascript are two completely different languages
help i made it and i was testing it how do i get it off with out task manger lol
csbrocket31 year ago
Plzzz help!!! I made the thing and when i type and hit submit, it dosent do anything!!
leoishungry4 years ago
 It sorta failed on my computer bcuz mine had an option to turn addtional dialogue popups off so it sorta failed
same
FireFox 4 does this.
As well as Google Chrome
Pichu472 years ago
My computer won't let me save it as html. what should i do?
tabascow2 years ago
guys it aint worken right
my god. i tried this to myself and i had to hold down entre to finish it. you should try the word from "dont click the red button" that would be the most annoying thing ever!

shadow wave rider out.
whenever any unknown number of pop-ups(as in this instructable) occurs, just press and hold 'Esc' key, it'll end that running script.

No need to click endless 'OK's or 'Enter's
This code really annoys people, I've modified it. It's funny

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free
laptop!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("CLICK TO RECIEVE YOUR LAPTOP!!!!!!!!")
alert("AN UNKOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED")
alert("I have taken over")
alert("If this is a Apple computer, you are hopeless")
alert("If you are a PC, you have hope")
alert("But")
alert("You are still guillible")
alert("In fact")
alert("You are going to get a iPod instead")
alert("NOT")
alert("HAHAHA ")
alert("HAHAHAHA")
alert("I'm going to do the evil scientist laugh now")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("Boy that is FUN")
alert("Do you know who is doing this to you?")
alert("No?")
alert("Not a clue?")
alert("Any ideas?")
alert("NOTHING?!?!?!")
alert("I pity you")
alert("I shall tell you now")
alert("Who is doing this to you")
alert("It is...")
alert("..the...")
alert("COMPUTER GOD")
alert("MWHAHAHAHA")
alert("ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!")
alert("YOU")
alert("DOWN ON ONE KNEE!!")
alert("OR FEEL MY WRATH")
alert("Well your going to feel my wrath anyways because you are so GULLIBLE")
alert("How well do you know the alphabet?")
alert("Well?")
alert("I hope so")
alert("Cause we are going to recite it forever")
alert("MWHAHAHAHAHA")
alert("I really love doing that evil scientist laugh")
alert("It's fun")
alert("Okay")
alert("Back to topic")
alert("What were we talking about?")
alert("Oh, I remember!")
alert("Recieting the alphabet")
alert("Okay on 3")
alert("1")
alert("2")
alert("3")
alert("GO")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("E")
alert("F")
alert("G")
alert("H")
alert("I")
alert("K")
alert("L")
alert("M")
alert("N")
alert("O")
alert("P")
alert("Q")
alert("R")
alert("S")
alert("T")
alert("U")
alert("V")
alert("W")
alert("X")
alert("Y")
alert("Z")
alert("There")
alert("We just recieted the alphabet")
alert("That was fast")
alert("Should we do it again")
alert("What was that?")
alert("Okay")
alert("A")
alert("B")
alert("C")
alert("Just kidding")
alert("I'M GETTING BORED now")
alert("I'M going to let you go now ")
alert("so bye")
alert("bye")
alert("I said bye!")
alert("GO AWAY!!!")
alert("Why are you still here?!?!?!")
alert("why must you torment me?!?!")
alert("WHY!?!?!")
alert("just go already")
alert("just go")
alert("the laptop will arive in 6-8 weeks")
alert("just click the second box")
alert("Okay?")
alert("It says DONT CLICK HERE, because you are supposed to go throught here first")
alert("Enjoy your new computer!!")
alert("It will open up a form that you fill in")
alert("ENJOY")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
this is heaps cool I done it at school and heaps of kids started panicking and got in trouble lol...
dude you forgot j (FYI)
Oh, hey, I did, THX
and d
ad this were J should be alert("J")
I did this to my dad and he freaked and did a virus scan.
marci243 years ago
i'm lost how does al that stuff coem up i keep opening it but it wont' say those stuff please reply and fast
fieryblast4 years ago
lol,this is such a godly prank and i especially love the one made by shorty genius in the first page!hahaha i tried on one of the computers in ma school and all da students freaked out
cantbesaved5 years ago
what does it do? pm me the answer
Use your eyes and look at the picture
killerpope4 years ago
 Lol i tryed it javascipt set da/the ban hammer on it so by by virus joke :)
<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free Lamborghini!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("Click ok to receive your Lamborghini.(opens a new browser window)")
alert("Norton Virus Protection has found a virus.(type 168238x555)")
alert("Click OK to contact your administrator.")
alert("(type 234435345x88677) Doing this could permanantley dammage your HDD. Continue?")
alert("Contacting Administrator...")
alert("Norton has found a solution to the virus")
alert("Click ok to receive a free sampler edition of Which magazine to prevent this from happening again?")
alert("I'd get out of your house now.")
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!")
alert("SELF DESTRUCTING IN:")
alert("11")
alert("10")
alert("9")
alert("8")
alert("7")
alert("6")
alert("5")
alert("4")
alert("3")
alert("2")
alert("1")
alert("0")
alert("KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
alert("This is a joke. There is nothing to worry about.")
alert("AGGH!!!!!!!! OMG ITS KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Click ok to save him.")
alert("He Dies.")
alert(" Ha Ha Ha. You fell for it. This Is a joke by Josh.S

}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
Try this:

<center>Enter one word describing you <br>and you could win a free laptop!<br>And a house and lot!<br>And even $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cash!!!<br><input type="text"></input>
<p>
<html>
<head>
<script type="text/javascript">
function display_alert()
{
alert("YOUR COMPUTER HAS FOUND A MAJOR VIRUS!!!!!!!!")
alert("PANIC!!!!!")
alert("Your system has exploded.!")
alert("Tired of clicking?")
alert("Terminate? Press OK to continue.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Fail!")
alert("HDD: Fail!")
alert("Connection: Fail!")
alert("System: Insecure")
alert("IP address: <your IP address here>")
alert("You will be disconnected within 5 seconds.")
alert("Closing all applications....")
alert("Performing system shutdown....")
alert("In order to fix this computer, you must pay....")
alert("$5000, at the next 5 days.")
alert("Or else, your system will crash and freeze.")
alert("Resetting system time and date...")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("You must erase all your files to protect your system.")
alert("Done.")
alert("You must reformat your hard disk drive.")
alert("Done.")
alert("Now what?!")
alert("Restart your computer.")
alert("Performing system check...")
alert("CPU: Success!")
alert("HDD: Success!")
alert("Connection: Success!")
alert("System: Secure")
alert("IP address: <Your IP address here>")
alert("Check websites for verification.")
alert("You're almost finish!")
alert("Scanning with antivirus......")
alert("No threats detected.")
alert("Repairing system.......")
alert("Setting the correct date and time......")
alert("Restoring all files...")
alert("Finish!!!")
alert("Press OK to exit.")
}
</script>
</head>
<body><input type="button" onclick="display_alert()"
value="Submit" /></body>
</html></center>
lol
Geekpranks6 years ago
Cool prank, but i don't know if it will work with my coimputer because i have windows vista and when i try to save it to html it only has two options- all files and .txt, and there is no icon on my start button. Can you help me.
i have windows vista use "all files" option and save it as .html
the same as windows 7
at the end it will say .txt, you need to delete this and then type .htm or .html and then change the thingy from .txt to All Files. XP is the same
in the save box right below where you type in the name of the file, select all files instead of .txt and then save it as-> youhtmlfile.html i hope that solves your problem
Thanks that worked.
ttioe .BAT ( i think that was it or what ever .~~~ and save)
i ment type lol
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