Oh my darlin', Oh My Darlin', OH MY DARLIN! Vodka Clementines, Now I'm drunk and drunk forever, on my vodka clementines.
This is how you make vodka Infused clementine oranges. Perfect for games, concerts, picnics, bike rides, art outings, boating,
Its like a nom-able, portable sex on the beach - even if you are a flatlander.
Spooky addition: toss in some red flavoured jello cubes into the presentation bowl (even vodka jigglers!) and you end up with a bowl of tasty, bloody, alcohol laden tumors!
Step 1: Get naked.
Fill a tupperware container, with as many of these as you wish to eat and share. This was a 2 liter tupperware, with almost a full crate of clementines, and a huge bottle of cheap vodka.
Put the little clementines in the tupperware. If you have 3 days until your party feel free to leave them whole. This makes for a novel approach, and adds an extra layer of interactivity. In this case I only had a day and a half. (Or if the box of fruit is going south, go for the pieces, and toss any that aren't happy and unsmooshed).