Vodka Clementines

*cue pitchpipe*

Oh my darlin', Oh My Darlin', OH MY DARLIN! Vodka Clementines, Now I'm drunk and drunk forever, on my vodka clementines.

*Ahem.*

This is how you make vodka Infused clementine oranges. Perfect for games, concerts, picnics, bike rides, art outings, boating, ~~shark~~ trout fishing, quiet times with a book, and with that "special someone" who likes oranges and booze.

Its like a nom-able, portable sex on the beach - even if you are a flatlander.

Spooky addition: toss in some red flavoured jello cubes into the presentation bowl (even vodka jigglers!) and you end up with a bowl of tasty, bloody, alcohol laden tumors!

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Step 1: Get naked.

Or rather, sweet talk the box of clementines into showing a little skin for you. Be brutal and devious if you need to, but avoid a slasher film style since that makes a pulpy mess. Even if the pulp here, isn't fiction.

Fill a tupperware container, with as many of these as you wish to eat and share. This was a 2 liter tupperware, with almost a full crate of clementines, and a huge bottle of cheap vodka.

Put the little clementines in the tupperware. If you have 3 days until your party feel free to leave them whole. This makes for a novel approach, and adds an extra layer of interactivity. In this case I only had a day and a half. (Or if the box of fruit is going south, go for the pieces, and toss any that aren't happy and unsmooshed).

brothershine says: Dec 5, 2009. 5:03 AM

Thanks for this, I just found it. Oranges are very cheap here in Brazil, and the summer and Carnival are coming. What a great beach day treat. Have a good one.

haptotrope (author) in reply to brothershineDec 5, 2009. 6:11 AM

its extra awesome if you can keep them cold. -- and you can also do them in whole balls, for slightly less potent, or keep them in the fridge for a little bit longer...