Walking: Step-by-Step

Are you tired of having to wait for your parents to take you to the places you need to get to? Is crawling too slow to do the things you need? This simple task first achieved by the ancient human beings, known to the ancient humans as chow-ooknook, or walking, is still a very popular pastime in today's world. It may look difficult, and be difficult at first but is literally so easy a caveman could do it. By following all the information, found in this simple to follow, step by step manual, it is almost certain that one will easily learn how to walk.

Things to help learn how to walk:
" Something to prop up on to get into the upright position (standing)
" Enough leg strength to stand
" A good feel for balance
" Courage and desire

Step 1: Standing

Walking begins with a very simple that most people can do with ease. Caution: walking should not be attempted for children under the age of 9 months old or adults over 116 years old, if over the age of 116 years please contact the Guinness Book of World Records immediately.

First, stand up. Achieve this by propping up against something very stable such as a couch or chair. Once upright and standing let go of the object that is holding you up and try to balance. For some this step may be the hardest part, but it shouldn't be too difficult. Trying to balance isn't easy at first, so make sure something stable is easily grab-able in case of loss of balance.

Comments

[WriterChick]

Brilliant! And good advice too.

[Ward_Nox]

reminds me of this project we did in HS english where we had to talk some one through doing somthing as if there an alien I picked making a PB&J ....actually i think i may put that up when i did it in HS i got up to 13 steps and that was w simplifying it anyway well done

[ItsTheHobbs]

Ohhh, i did that same project in third grade with a pb&j.

[Ward_Nox]

well this was highschool and it was tricky cause you couldn't use the proper names cause how would an alien know what a knife is i had to re write open the jars 3 times cause i couldn't remember wich way the lids un screwed (i couldn't check at the time

[ItsTheHobbs]

oh, wow. sounds tough!

[Ward_Nox]

it was and it wasn't like i said i actually cut it down when i was on page 2 and hadn't pulled out the bread yet

[Spoonman]

Hey, thanks, this comes at just the right time as my 8-month old daughter's just starting to figure this stuff out. I'll print these out and give 'em to her! ;-)

[jessiminica]

This reminds me of instructions on how to walk that I found in a book once ("The complete guide to walking and running" or something). Is awesome :)

[ItsTheHobbs]

Hahahaha great one!

[bumpus]

Great instructable! I hope this gets featured. :D

[Lftndbt]

Interesting read. Since a young age after a soccer injury I started walking (whilst in bare feet) on the ball of my feel inside of heel to toe. After a while my tendons shortend and now I never place my heels on the ground while walking without shoes.