Watermelon Done Right: De-Seed Like a Pro

 by MiltReynolds
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Watermelon is a passionate, deeply luscious fruit that demands to be treated like the lady she is. Here, in my opinion and experience, is THE Best Way to Prepare, De-Seed, and Serve the Queen of Fruit, Watermelon.
 
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Step 1: Prepare Your Work Area

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Find a counter in your kitchen and gather some essentials:

Cutting Board
Large Knife
1 Small Bowl (for seeds and scrapings)
1 Large Bowl (for de-seeded "fillets" of wonderfully sweet watermelon)
1 Garbage can (not shown in photo, but essential for discarding the rind)
1 Ripe, SEEDED watermelon

Seeded watermelon tastes much, much better than the seedless varieties. Tap the watermelon and listen for a pleasant drum sound, rather than a dull thud.

Watermelons grown in my hometown, Hermiston, Oregon, are world famous for being the sweetest, but I'm willing to associate with anyone who loves watermelon, from wherever!

http://blog.oregonlive.com/terryrichard/2009/07/hermiston_watermelons_are_simp.html
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annielouise69 says: Jun 29, 2011. 9:36 AM
Milt,
You are a He-Man. Your directions are awesome. I'm an American living in Italy and all they grow are seeded watermelon. In the past, I've dreaded buying watermelon because seeding them were such a pain. No longer! With your method I'll have watermelon in the fridge the whole summer.

Thanks again,
annielouise69
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to annielouise69Jun 30, 2011. 3:45 AM
A He-Man! Thank you! My day has immediately brightened up!

I'm so glad you enjoyed the post. Thanks for the encouragement! All of the crops in my region here in northeastern Oregon are delayed because of cold, overcast days...not enough sun yet in our summer. I'm looking forward to joining you in enjoying the Queen of Fruits: Watermelon!

Blessings!
Quest for Questions says: Nov 8, 2010. 3:08 AM
My uncle genetically modifies watermelons so that they won't have any seeds. He makes a first generation with seeds and if you plant those seeds, they make seedless watermelons.
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to Quest for QuestionsNov 8, 2010. 11:45 AM
I've often wondered how that's done. What's your opinion? Do the seedless taste as sweet as the seeded? To me they don't, but maybe it primarily depends on other factors?

Thanks for the comment!
Quest for Questions in reply to MiltReynoldsNov 14, 2010. 7:13 AM
the ones my uncle makes are orange yellowishand are swetter and mushier. I preffer normal ones because I sort of like mine tough, but that's just an opinion.
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to Quest for QuestionsNov 14, 2010. 2:03 PM
I'm with you. My watermelon must be very firm and crisp, and as cold as possible. I like warm watermelon, but it still must be firm and crisp. Chilled in a mountain stream is best, but I still enjoy refrigerated.
kingotho says: Oct 28, 2010. 8:21 PM
Very nice! Next time I get a watermelon, I'll try this method. Thanks for sharing.
Sparrowhawk says: Sep 5, 2010. 2:02 AM
You stress that the white part of the rind isn't very nice, but personally I really like it :) When eating a slice of watermelon with the skin still on, I usually eat a good part of the white until it starts to get greenish and too hard close to the skin. It tastes a bit like cucumber but nicer and more refreshing, not bitter at all.
chakra in reply to SparrowhawkSep 5, 2010. 6:18 AM
sparrowhawk, either u r eating a very tender watermelon or you have a really strong grinder for a stomach!!! the white part gives most of us a stomach ache!! not a good idea!
eva0820 in reply to chakraOct 26, 2010. 11:14 PM
I've eaten the white part ever since I was a kid. It doesn't taste bitter to me, just neutral but I love the hard texture. I also eat the white part of oranges, too, though. I think it's interesting that some of us don't perceive the bitter part while most people do. It's even more interesting to me because I'm known as a bit of a picky eater.

Great instructible, too!
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to eva0820Oct 27, 2010. 8:35 AM
That is interesting. I've not thought of the white part of oranges to be bitter, though the rind itself is. I've always associated eating the white part of the watermelon with stomach aches...probably from an age-old urban legend! Thanks for your comments!
chuckyd says: Oct 7, 2010. 6:07 PM
Why waste all that time and effort playing with the watermelon? Just split it open and eat, seeds and all!!
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to chuckydOct 7, 2010. 8:00 PM

Good question. I've wondered about that very issue.

De-seeding a watermelon, no matter what method, is somewhat time-intensive and tedious. In many ways it seems needlessly complicating something that should be very easy, informal and low-tech.

It honestly does give me pleasure, however, to spend the time and thought required to carefully, effectively de-seed a watermelon. It pleases me to serve guests easy-to-eat, pre-chunked, de-seeded sweet watermelon.

So, I guess it comes down to simple preference and enjoyment. It pleases me to de-seed watermelon in this way, and part of the pleasure is the opportunity to share the method with others.

But any way you slice it, watermelon is fantastically delicious!

mcgtr says: Sep 22, 2010. 7:01 AM
watermelon rind makes GREAT pickles! my grandmother made 'em . one of my favorite childhood memories.
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to mcgtrSep 22, 2010. 7:02 PM
Yes! I tried them recently. I used a sweet vinegar recipe given to me by a friend and they turned out delicious! Throw away the rind? Nevermore, say I! Thanks for your comment.
gonzo3031 says: Sep 19, 2010. 5:41 AM
How to core a watermelon.
Take one long watermelon.
Slice off the ends.
Shove a section of new stovepipe through the length of the melon.
Remove stovepipe and dispose of gutted melon.
Push melon from inside the stovepipe.
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to gonzo3031Sep 19, 2010. 3:03 PM

Interesting! I'll have to try that. I'm thinking that it will leave quite a lot of good-eating watermelon still on the rind, if the watermelon is at all rounded. But that could work out well.

De-seed the cored watermelon.

Cut the rind into four to six pieces. Each piece might resemble a "boat", with just enough curve to hold a scoop of ice-cream. Serve it with a variety of toppings, like a banana-split on a watermelon?

You've got me thinking!

MiltReynolds (author) says: Sep 4, 2010. 3:44 PM

Apple Seeds and Cyanide

I offhandedly posted a comment that I eat apples...cores, seeds, and all. I chew on the stem until it tastes and feels like a used toothpick, and then I spit it out.

Several responses to my post have given me cause to examine closely my preferred method of eating apples. I'd heard that apple seeds contain a small amount of cyanide, but I'd also heard that it's harmless unless one were to eat an immoderate amount of apples, much more than a person could stomach in one sitting.

But I didn't really have any research to support either position: Are apple seeds poisonous or healthy?.

So I went searching.

One hour's worth of time spent searching the internet has given some interesting, semi-scientific, good-enough-for-me evidence that eating an apple's worth of seeds a day, or even three or four apple's worth, is not harmful. At worst, it may introduce a tiny amount of cyanide into my body, at a level which my body can easily detoxify. At best, it provides a tiny amount of cyanide into my body which may help guard against cancer.

Cyanide occurs naturally in many plants as a part of sugars. (www.atsdr.cdc.gov)

Wikikpedia explains that natural cyanides appear to defend plants against herbivores. (wikipedia.org, www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov)

According to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the lethal dose for hydrocyanic acid (HCN) is 50 milligrams.

I couldn't find a reputable source for how much cyanide is in an apple seed. That highly classified information is contained in several scientific documents which would cost me upwards of $30 or more to download, and the question just isn't that important to me. (www.sciencedirect.com, www.informaworld.com)

However, I did find an interesting, but not scientifically supported, article entitled: How To Kill Yourself With Apple Seeds. jarvissa.blogspot.com

According to Jarvissa, one gram of dry apple seed contains 0.6 milligrams of HCN. This calculates to around 85 grams of dry apple seeds...around half a cup.

That's a lot of apples.

Cyanide is only a very small portion of a natural substance found in plants from the Prunis family, which includes apples, cherries, apricots, peaches, almonds, millet, lima beans, soy, spinach, bamboo, and cassava root (used in tapioca). This natural substance is called amygdalin. Enzymes in our body breaks amygdalin into glucose, benzaldehyde, and hydrogen cyanide. (chemistry.about.com)

Raw amygdalin and a modified version, called Laetrile, are widely promoted as alternative cancer treatments. (www.cancer.org)

The U.S. National Library of Medicine posted several instances of toxic effects suffered by people ingesting Laetrile in massive quantities as treatment for cancer. One woman experienced fever, headache, cramps, eye irritation, and big words for "sick" following a regimen of 1500 milligrams of Laetrile daily. A man experienced muscle and nervous system weakness after a daily dose of 500 milligrams of amygdalin. In both cases, symptoms disappeared when the drugs were discontinued. (toxnet.nlm.nih.gov)

I have no intention of eating more than two or three apples a day. In actual use and practice, I eat one apple, seeds and all, only about three times a week. One apple has about five seeds. Even if I eat three apples for every meal, every day, that's only 15 seeds per day...maybe a spoonful?

Everytime I eat an apple core and chomp the seeds and swallow them down, I envision an ugly, voracious herbivore being scared to death of taking a bite out of me.

And that's a good thing!

chefbarf in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 7, 2010. 5:49 PM
as far as i have read, healthy cells have an enzyme called rhodanese SPELLING MAY BE WRONG, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME ,which fights off the effects of cyanide...cancer cells lack this enzyme!!!
SonOfaVermonter says: Aug 20, 2010. 8:11 PM
Great 'ible but I just eat the seeds....I'll sub though I liked it that much
Shiftlock in reply to SonOfaVermonterSep 2, 2010. 1:32 PM
Blech! Are you sure you're not talking about the little white seeds like you see in a "seedless" variety of watermelon? You eat the big, black, chewy, bitter seeds? That would totally destroy the sweet, soft flesh of a good melon. Do you also eat apple cores, cherry pits, and banana peels? (grin)
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 2, 2010. 7:18 PM
I can't speak for SonOfaVermonter, but I, for one, DO eat apple cores! I get a perverse pleasure of having little or nothing to discard after eating an apple! I also feel vaguely healthy, thinking that the apple seeds must surely have some sort of medicinal value! But, it's kind of like drinking office coffee...I don't do it for the flavor!
Shiftlock in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 2, 2010. 8:34 PM
Actually, apple seeds contain cyanide, and aren't good for you at all. A few of them won't hurt you, especially if you swallow them without chewing them (so the cyanide passes through you inside the protective shell), but I certainly wouldn't eat an apple-core full of seeds every day on a regular basis. If you like to eat the core, you should probably spit out the seeds. More information here: http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/apples.asp
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 12:51 AM

Good link, Shiftlock. Your comment has stuck in my head all day. I decided I needed a definitive answer. I've spent most of today surfing and wondering and writing.I didn't come up with a definitive answer. But, such as it is, here is the answer I'll go with for now. Be warned: it's a long answer. It will form the basis of a post that I'll make to my personal blog in a week or so, but...just for you, my friend, here is a sneak preview!

Apple Seeds and Cyanide

I offhandedly posted a comment that I eat apples...cores, seeds, and all. I chew on the stem until it tastes and feels like a used toothpick, and then I spit it out.

Several responses to my post have given me cause to examine closely my preferred method of eating apples. I'd heard that apple seeds contain a small amount of cyanide, but I'd also heard that it's harmless unless one were to eat an immoderate amount of apples, much more than a person could stomach in one sitting.

But I didn't really have any research to support either position: Are apple seeds poisonous or healthy?.

So I went searching.

One hour's worth of time spent searching the internet has given some interesting, semi-scientific, good-enough-for-me evidence that eating an apple's worth of seeds a day, or even three or four apple's worth, is not harmful. At worst, it may introduce a tiny amount of cyanide into my body, at a level which my body can easily detoxify. At best, it provides a tiny amount of cyanide into my body which may help guard against cancer.

Cyanide occurs naturally in many plants as a part of sugars. (www.atsdr.cdc.gov)

Wikikpedia explains that natural cyanides appear to defend plants against herbivores. (wikipedia.org, www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov)

According to Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, the lethal dose for hydrocyanic acid (HCN) is 50 milligrams.

I couldn't find a reputable source for how much cyanide is in an apple seed. That highly classified information is contained in several scientific documents which would cost me upwards of $30 or more to download, and the question just isn't that important to me. (www.sciencedirect.com, www.informaworld.com)

However, I did find an interesting, but not scientifically supported, article entitled: How To Kill Yourself With Apple Seeds. jarvissa.blogspot.com

According to Jarvissa, one gram of dry apple seed contains 0.6 milligrams of HCN. This calculates to around 85 grams of dry apple seeds...around half a cup.

That's a lot of apples.

Cyanide is only a very small portion of a natural substance found in plants from the Prunis family, which includes apples, cherries, apricots, peaches, almonds, millet, lima beans, soy, spinach, bamboo, and cassava root (used in tapioca). This natural substance is called amygdalin. Enzymes in our body breaks amygdalin into glucose, benzaldehyde, and hydrogen cyanide. (chemistry.about.com)

Raw amygdalin and a modified version, called Laetrile, are widely promoted as alternative cancer treatments. (www.cancer.org)

The U.S. National Library of Medicine posted several instances of toxic effects suffered by people ingesting Laetrile in massive quantities as treatment for cancer. One woman experienced fever, headache, cramps, eye irritation, and big words for "sick" following a regimen of 1500 milligrams of Laetrile daily. A man experienced muscle and nervous system weakness after a daily dose of 500 milligrams of amygdalin. In both cases, symptoms disappeared when the drugs were discontinued. (toxnet.nlm.nih.gov)

I have no intention of eating more than two or three apples a day. In actual use and practice, I eat one apple, seeds and all, only about three times a week. One apple has about five seeds. Even if I eat three apples for every meal, every day, that's only 15 seeds per day...maybe a spoonful?

Everytime I eat an apple core and chomp the seeds and swallow them down, I envision an ugly, voracious herbivore being scared to death of taking a bite out of me.

And that's a good thing!

MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 3, 2010. 11:02 PM
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Shiftlock in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 3, 2010. 11:14 PM
Good information, and very interesting. Thanks for sharing it. I think we can be 99% certain you're not going to harm yourself with the amount of apple seeds you consume. That said, considering your research didn't yield an absolute definitive answer, why take the chance when it's easy enough to spit out the seeds? Considering the potential benefit of eating the seeds is essentially nil, why take even a 1% risk? Do you mind sharing the URL of your blog here?
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 12:53 AM
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 12:45 AM

Excellent point, Shiftlock. I think it boils down to immediate gratification. When I eat an apple core, seeds and all, even knowing that each seed contains molecules of cyanide, even recognizing the potential consequence of eventual harm to my body, I still experience joy in the eating.

When I analyze that joy, I think it comes down to two essential aspects:

1. I enjoy the surprise and exclamations of disgust demonstrated by onlookers. I suppose it is a way of feeling unique.

2. I actually do believe there is a tiny bit of benefit to eating the naturally occuring cyanide in apple seeds. Sort of like, God put it there for a reason?

Anyway, the joy outweighs the 1% potential harm.

Not really reasonable, but that's me!

Shiftlock in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 4, 2010. 3:18 AM
Milt, why did you remove the post above? Or did the administrators remove it? It was valuable and interesting information, and I don't think it contained anything offensive. What's up???
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 3:28 AM

Fooey! I hope I didn't mess anything up!

I deleted the comment myself and tried to replace it with one better formatted. Same info, but divided into paragraphs. The original comment was copied from my blog post and pasted into Instructable's reply box. When posted, it converted everything to plain text and took out all paragraph breaks.

Later, I discovered how to use the rich text option and how to enter HTML tags directly into the source, allowing me to format the style much easier.

So, I deleted the original plain text comment and added another one, newly formatted.

It should be posted here:

Step 11, Pure Seedless Delight

Sorry for the confusion!

Shiftlock in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 4, 2010. 4:09 AM
Scroll up and take a look. Where there used to be a great post about your apple seed and cyanide research, now It just says "(removed by author or community request)".
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 4:16 AM
When I access this page I see the "Removed by author" notice, but I also see my revised comment. Is there a chance that a refresh of you browser window would reveal it? If that doesn't work, I don't know what to think. I can see my re-formatted comment, but that doesn't mean, I guess, that it actually got changed on the public view. Weird!
Shiftlock in reply to MiltReynoldsSep 4, 2010. 8:00 AM
Strange. I tried a different browser, and also booted up my laptop just to make sure it wasn't my computer somehow, but still I only see the "removed" message. Must be some kind of error with the instructables website that's only showing you your newer comment. Very weird!
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to ShiftlockSep 4, 2010. 3:42 PM
I'll try reposting it as a completely new comment, rather than as a reply to your comment.
twighahn in reply to ShiftlockSep 2, 2010. 5:27 PM
i eat the whole apple even the core. it adds to the taste
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to twighahnSep 2, 2010. 7:22 PM
Definitely! I've not figured out exactly WHAT it adds, but it sure does add!
missmamamoon says: Sep 3, 2010. 7:51 PM
Huh! It looks just like my grapefruit knife - how about that! Perhaps my knife is dual purpose, ha ha!
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to missmamamoonSep 4, 2010. 12:38 AM
Sure sounds like it! Just think...grapefruit knife for the morning's breakfast, and watermelon knife for the afternoon picnic. The height of simple living!
edwoodard says: Sep 3, 2010. 12:27 PM
A question And a comment - if you do all this how do you spit seeds at your little brother? My Grandmother used to make pickled watermelon rinds. With the white part not the green. I don't remember any bitterness.
MiltReynolds (author) in reply to edwoodardSep 4, 2010. 12:34 AM
Great question! That's the beauty of my patented Super-Dooper Watermelon De-Seeding Method: after easily scraping all the seeds out and mashing the scraps through a screen, you've got a large handful of black, slippery watermelon seeds, ready for transfer to your Anatomical Diabolical Anti-Brother Watermelon Seed Demolition Device (your mouth). All the seeds you need, conveniently gathered into one bowl. Grab a seed and spit! If you gallantly volunteer to de-seed the family watermelon, YOU are the only one with seeds. He's defenseless! You rule!
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