They are coming. Make no mistake about it. The watermelons will rise, and when they do, nothing can stop their insatiable need for human flesh. Guns? Too loud. Blades? Too easy. In the chaos to come, you will need a weapon that can be made with simple household items and requires no maintenance. Behold, the destructive simplicity of the WATERMELON SMASHER!!!
***Cold Steel used to make a battle mace, but it is discontinued. I saw one recently on eBay for over $50. This is my attempt at a homemade version.
Step 1: Safety FIRST
I am dissapointed that I have never really discussed safety in any of my previous instructables.
Protect yourself. I use safety glasses, hearing protection (around power tools) and work gloves at a bare minimum.