Windows button

How to press the windows button without the windows button!

An insight to the life of a cheap bogan with a cheap keyboard

Step 1

Are some of your keys missing?

Are some broken?

Maybe you have a MIC keyboard without the windows button?

What happens if you don't have a mouse?


Then how on Earth are you ever going to press the start button!??

Comments

[Electromau5]

CTRL+ W is a great thing :D

[neardood]

Rofl. Look forward to my new instructable on customising your UI

[neardood]

(PS. It may not work with vista) Suck!

[cheating-master]

I have vista. and it works!

[wezdog1]

I know vista rocks!

[monkeyfun]

Windows 7 is better! (I'm using the Beta)

[fauge7]

windows 7 is alot better then viesta but maybe not xp

[The nerdling]

i've used vista it's alright but 7 is better.
has anyone tried 3.1?

[erikals]

really cool instructable, I've tested this on Win 95 and XP, should work on versions of Windows between those

[fwjs28]

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[wezdog1]

there is always one who spoils it

[wezdog1]

Fu*k has 3 *'s not 5 lol

[neardood]

lol epic fail

[cornflaker]

Major epic fail lol

[fwjs28]

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[EnigmaMax]

...unless you don't have a windows key. ...which is the whole point of this instructable.

[lobo_pal]

Why wouldn't you have a mouse!?

[wezdog1]

Dude who uses mice these days, get to the future bro (:P

[lobo_pal]

Mouse, singular. If you're using two mice at once, than you're skilled.

[The nerdling]

my school lappy has 2 mice/mouses whatever it is, and i use both of them...it's easy!!!

[The nerdling]

here's my lappy's keyboard to prove it

[cornflaker]

I have done that lol you can plug two into the one computer at a time, but they both control the same cursor.

[lobo_pal]

Really?

[fwjs28]

yes its actually quite the funny prank....lol...you need a usb and a ps/2

[cornflaker]

2 USB's works too, and it can indeed be quite funny lol I was controlling a friends comp in class while we were playing Halo (teacher was away) and making him shoot team mates and stuff and he just though it was lag till i told him at the end haha

[Derin]

For April Fools,I am going to replace my mom's new mouse at work with her old one that I gutted and glued the scroll wheel in.She probably will think her mouse is broken!

[fwjs28]

good idea...

[Derin]

She actually saw it's construction,so I depend on the fact that she will forget.

[wezdog1]

Tell us if it works :)

[Derin]

ok

[fwjs28]

mhm...usually a good whack over the head will make them forget the past week possibly month :)

[Derin]

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[fwjs28]

_ ^{(<<blank stare)}

[fwjs28]

nice...

[wezdog1]

what if you blew your USB ports because of your cheap Made in China camera and you have a decent computer with no old tech like ps2 ports??

[wezdog1]

Besides, I bet you didn't no what control escape did before you read this??? hey say no more say no more

[cornflaker]

I did, I feel smart now :D lol But this could be quite a handy 'ible IMO

[lobo_pal]

What about a wireless mouse?

[wezdog1]

Got one of dose. Takes a while to install drivers on first use though:)

[fwjs28]

wireless mice are fun...and keyboards too...