How to press the windows button without the windows button!

An insight to the life of a cheap bogan with a cheap keyboard

Step 1:

Are some of your keys missing?

Are some broken?

Maybe you have a MIC keyboard without the windows button?

What happens if you don't have a mouse?

Then how on Earth are you ever going to press the start button!??

Step 2:

Here's how:

>First you place your left thumb on top of the Control key, do so now.

>Next you carefully place your index finger or if preferred your middle finger on the Escape key (middle finger is most recommended).

>Now you hold down the Control key.

>Then you tap Escape.

>If done correctly the key combination should have sprouted up the start menu!!

Note: DO NOT hold down the combination for longer than 20 100ths of a second (0.2secs or 20 milliseconds) as your screen will erupt in a rather exquisite array of trippy flashes courtesy of the start menu.

WARNING: seizures may result in the above actions

Step 3:

Microsoft knows best

Here's a link if you are still unsure,

and remember, Control (CTRL) + Escape (ESC)

If you have any queries comments or questions please feel free to contact me.

Happy (CTRL + ESC)ing, and don't forget to practice!

Step 4:

By the way here's a cool vid of a cool song *****star. If it doesn't work sue YouTube.

Hey Nick you'll thank me for it!!

Make sure you check out neardood on instructables too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CTRL+ W is a great thing :D
Rofl. Look forward to my new instructable on customising your UI
(PS. It may not work with vista) Suck!
I have vista. and it works!
I know vista rocks!
Windows 7 is better! (I'm using the Beta)
windows 7 is alot better then viesta but maybe not xp
i've used vista it's alright but 7 is better. <br>has anyone tried 3.1?
really cool instructable, I've tested this on Win 95 and XP, should work on versions of Windows between those
4 teh record me haz a microsoft intelligent storage mouse (wireless) :)
yay I rated it 5/5
If it 'lags' click on a different window (like the internet) then click the start menu button.
Thx Homie
hey it says this vid is no lonnger avalable. Imau go sue Youtube lol
hi nick
you're talknig to my youtube avatar
Love it keep it up!!!
OK, just so everyone knows, THE COMPUTER DOESN'T LAG! I just said that for effect. Sweeeet
the cammand's Cntrl-Escape, none of the holding down escape crap
Ok, nick spell command correctly first then read the instructable correctly, if you don't understand English you obviously don't get this instructable.
cool thx for the tip
For all you n00bs out there MIC stands for Made In China. Pretty self explanatory about the quality, right?

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