Enscribed within this tome is the knowledge required to pranketh all of thine friend and foes alike. Using one of these four pranks (or perhaps more, depending on thine fool) thou can maketh an Aprile Fool of any of thine peers.
Come hither and chooseth the best pranke for thine means.
Step 1: Ye Olde Immovable Blade!
Once jovial amusement has been had, revealeth to thine mark his status as the Aprile Fool and removeth the substance from yonder blade by exposing to warm water.
Step 2: Ye Olde Dog Bait!
Once thou have enjoyed the sight of thine Aprile Fool making haste down yonder street whilst being persued by the locale strays, it wouldst be polite to washeth yon garments with a lime solution, or even purchase new ones.
Step 3: Ye Olde Golden Ram!
Because silver is involved in this pranke, to avoid the ire of thine Aprile Fool's peers, be sure to useth the money to purchase ale at thine locale Tavern whilst sharing a heary laugh at thine Fool's expense.
Step 4: Ye Olde Mount Throw!
Be sure to approacheth the beast carefully, lest ye be kicked by it's hind legs and it will then be thou that meets yonder ground.
Step 5: Ye Olde Disclaimer!
All details contained within this instructable are for entertainment purposes only.
The images were created using the Historic Tale Construction Kit.
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