Ye Olde Aprile Fools Prankes!

Step 2 Ye Olde Dog Bait!

This pranke was brought to the King's England over half a century ago by the Romans. Selecteth thine Aprile Fool, and whilst he slumbers painteth his surcoat and pantaloons in the juices of freash cow meat. To make this pranke even more effective, slice the leftover meat and have thine wench soweth yonder meat into the folds of thine Aprile Fool's cape. In the morrow, inform thine mark that he has an audience with the local Priest and must depart post haste.

Once thou have enjoyed the sight of thine Aprile Fool making haste down yonder street whilst being persued by the locale strays, it wouldst be polite to washeth yon garments with a lime solution, or even purchase new ones.

Comments

[chinese basterd]

could you talk in this century

[ninja of suburbia]

nay knurlish oaf, for so to do wouldst be to ruin the fun of yon pranks.

[lycoris3]

Nay, for today's vernacular does not befit the humor of this epistle to the known world.  However, thou must admit this writing is very humorous indeed if thou knowest the way in which we speak/write/type.  

[tanmanknex]

Yea, this form of speaking is quite interesting, and doest bring about much joy in mineself and in mine friendselfs.  Indeed, it hast been an interesting form of writing, which some may call humorous, if they so wish.

[darby0malley]

Thou art the fool
its all in keeping in spirit of the instructable