Ye Olde Aprile Fools Prankes!

Step 4 Ye Olde Mount Throw!

Originally a soldier's technique, this pranke will leave thine Aprile Fool feeling weak in his legs, and his whole body for that matter! Whilst thine Fool prowleth the town atop his steed, haveth a beautiful wench approacheth and distract his attention whilst thou attach his mount to a nearby obstacle with the use of rope. Shaketh with laughter as thine Aprile Fool darts off to impress yonder wench and is thrown from his horse much to his embarassment.

Be sure to approacheth the beast carefully, lest ye be kicked by it's hind legs and it will then be thou that meets yonder ground.

Comments

[randomray]

LOL ,the first thing to do here is check your health and then liability insurance . Then make sure you are in good standing with your attorney . Horses are not cars , while not real smart they usually notice when someone puts a rope on them . One of two things would happen either the horse kicks you " they can EASILY break bones " or it ignores you tying it up and when the rider tries to leave it just balks and stands there till untied . Nicely written but really unlikely to work except for maybe in a Hollywood movie . " then it would work every time " You could try hobbling it but again the horse would know . One more caution horses can bite the dickens out of you . Best not to try this at home , LOL