Zombie Burgers!

When you're in need of a fix of braaaains (or just a big pile of good-tasting meat), Zombie Burgers are the way to go. Made from a special blend of meats, sauces, cheese, and what-have-you, Zombie Burgers will fill you up for hours of shoot-for-the-head action.

Step 1: Ingredients

For this amazingly unforgettable recipe, you'll need:
(in no particular order)
Bacon
Ground Beef
Bread (potato works best, hamburger buns are too small)
Ketchup
"Boring" barbecue sauce
"Exciting" barbecue sauce (I'll get into these two)
Sharp/ Extra Sharp cheddar cheese (8 oz)
A medium-large bowl
A saucer
Flat surface
Parchment paper
Knives
Cutting Board
Cheese Grater
Frying pan
Whole lotta paper towels.

Optional:
Cinnamon
Oil
Vanilla (cinnamon, oil and vanilla make the best bacon ever)
Pepperoni
Vegetables
Actual Brains.

Skills needed:
Ability to play with fire safely
Ability to cook (to some extent)
Not be squeamish when mushing up ground beef
A strong will to not eat up all the bacon before it's cooking time

Comments

[lukeshu]

> (Seriously, you should never measure things unless you're baking. this whole recipe uses eyeballs). Thank you!

[violator1200]

Hell yeah!!!!
BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOON Rules!!!!!

[reverendbubba1]

They work well with toasted buns of wheat or potato...THANX,DUDE!!!

[geekvig]

I'm so hungry.  I love burgers and I love spicy food.  Damn good sounding.

[halberdear]

Wait a second.

"Eat it again"?
 

[StuNutt]

Idea - If you cover the patty with Cling Film before you press it with the saucer, then the saucer will come off easily.

(I love my BaconSalt www.crazy4flavour.co.uk)

[lothoth]

Oh man, now the only thing I want to do is make me one of these. Cant wait to leave from work now

[KryptoTSD]

WHat about the bacon? What do you do with it?

[hi3213214]

you ground it and put it into the burger i guess?

[falcotheimpaler]

yes, you chop it, fry it, then mix it in with the meat

[KryptoTSD]

Okay, Thanks... 
I'll try your instructable, now!!!!!!!!!
Hah! Like I wasn't, to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[thartaros]

i will make this, but i will add fried/grilled onions.

this burger is the very embodiement of the american dream...THE VERY MEANING OF FREEDOM!!!!!!

[falcotheimpaler]

 Honestly, this is my favorite comment. I like your style.

[thartaros]

i just barely tried this burger. it is AMAZING. i added a little bit of soy sauce with lime to the patty as it was cooking at it turned so out juicy. 10/10

P.S. After chompin this baby out, wash it down with a root beer float. i make my floats with orange sherbet ice cream and coke or cream soda

[foks]

great recipe man!
tried it last weekend, whole flat smelled for like another 3 days but it was really worth it!  

[natss]

u cook sooo much like rachael ray! u got the same process at least

[falcotheimpaler]

 Haha thanks! 
I'm entirely self-taught, although my driving force has been more Alton Brown than Rachael Ray. 

[Haktar]

just went to shops and bought all the stuff i need cause this sounds awesome!!

just finshed making it and scottish zombie brains are brilliant!

[falcotheimpaler]

 Just hit 10,000 views. Entered in Food-Halloween contest. I love you guys

[l8nite]

That bacon idea sounds really tasty by itself but then bacon by itself is hard to resist.... The burger sounds good as well but you certainly like to mix and mix and mix ! The less you mess with the ground meat the better but to each their own... Why dirty a bowl to cut out a burger? Just form a good size meatball and squash it ! Altogether a really nice ible...

[TechNerd1012]

i think that a bowl is used so it forms a nice, evenly round patty

[TechNerd1012]

about how many burgers does this make? (the amount you show in this instructible)

[falcotheimpaler]

depends on how much meat you have. 1.5 pounds yields 3 full burgers and one baby, or 2 full and 2 juniors

[TechNerd1012]

oh, ok thanks :)

[Trogdayton]

okay, I gotta ask... what the hell is the second piece of bread on the bottom for? making a double decker? omg, I've got to do that. I could sell these things on the street corner. Good Idea man!

[Trogdayton]

ah,nevermind. I read further in the comments. that's a pretty nifty idea actually. good lord, if I made it a double decker, I'd have to have... 5 pieces of bread?! or do we not care about one in the middle so much?

[TechNerd1012]

ha, primitive lobotomy good ible

[HPLovecraft]

It is much much easier to cut bacon while it is frozen.

[falcotheimpaler]

this is true, but I don't buy bacon frozen, and there's NO way i'm EVER going to wait for bacon to do anything but get in my mouth. it's a travesty to wait for bacon.

[joey.blanton]

Falco, you're my hero!

[fridgeus]

Bacon is not ground it was in little pieces and added to the ground meat in step four 5th paragraph down people...

[chrwei]

is that work surface the side of a computer case?

[falcotheimpaler]

haha YES! my kitchen was lacking work surfaces, and all i had laying around was one of those modular wire racks everyone seems to have. it just happened to fit, and there you go.

[beauwalker23]

stubbs! my favorite sauce/place! going to go make a burger!

[Kakiharu]

Man it's all about the Sweet Baby Rays.

[marjorieallea]

I am so hungry right ow...

[RLuster88]

Im making this tonight lol and ill cook it while watching George Romero's "Land of the Dead" and finish eating whilst watching "Shawn of the Dead" - wash it down with a nice bottle of Bud, and ill have a Zombie-tastic night :D

thanks for the recipe ^_

[teejayhanton]

Great read, very entertaining and sounds delicious! My only issue ... I'll have to wait until the wife is out with her friends to make this for the kids and I. That's a heart attack waiting to happen. YUM!

[piperjon]

Its... BEAUTIFUL. Lo, the bacon, it adds a beautimousness heretofore unseen by the likes of a carnivore! :-) Well done!

[Sandisk1duo]

will have to try this! do you think i can barbecue it, and get similar results?