Introduction: Zombie Calzone

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Corpsy McCalzone is the Zombie you can eat! He is a fun addition to any Halloween Party and he is rather simple to prepare to as well! I used the Roberta's pizza dough recipe, but you can use your favorite or store bought. I did add some steamed and pureed kale to my dough for maximum decomp look.

Step 1: Roll Dough and Cut

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Roll your dough into a rectangle shape, cut down both sides to make arms, cut into a large V shape for the head, make several cuts for the rib cage, and two at the bottom for legs. Roll your legs up, you can add cheese like I did, just make sure to seal well to avoid leakage.

Step 2: Add Your Fillings

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Add desired fillings to torso area, I used cooked fusilli , pepperoni, mushrooms and cheese. Then begin to braid over the dough. There is no one way to do this, so be creative.

Step 3: Fold Over Rib Cage

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fold dough in a rib cage look, making sure to connect the pieces on the other side.

Step 4: Salami Flesh Wounds

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I ripped small holes in the dough for the arms and legs and placed pieces of salami underneath!

Step 5: Details

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I used more cooked pasta for the hair, purple onion for mouth, sunflower seed teeth, olive eyes, and a bouquet of parsley flowers!

Step 6: Cook and Serve With Bloody Bolganese

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In a preheated 400 degree oven, cook your zombie for 15-18 minutes. Serve with your favorite marinara or bolganese! Eat him before he eats you!


offseidjr (author)2016-11-12

So cute!!!

AvjonesV (author)offseidjr2016-11-14

Thank you! I am so glad I shared this with an audience that appreciates it!

anne marie laney (author)2016-11-11

This is seriously adorable! great job!

Thanks! He is quite tasty as well!

Penolopy Bulnick (author)2016-10-20

This is superb! Every little detail is perfect :)

Thanks so much! I appreciate the kind compliment!

ZombieWorkshop (author)2016-10-15

So cute zombie, good luck in the contest

AvjonesV (author)ZombieWorkshop2016-10-15

Thank you!

SoylentGringo (author)AvjonesV2016-10-16

"Zombie Calzone" would make a great band name lol

AvjonesV (author)SoylentGringo2016-10-16

I think "SoylentGringo" could have some potential as well! LOL

SoylentGringo (author)AvjonesV2016-10-17

It was my CB radio "handle" a long time ago.

I think some defunct Seattle band used it.

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