Step 1: Ingredients
rubber bands (two) thick ones best
washer. small for high pitched squeaks, large for rumbling lingering farts.
Step 2: Cut 8-12 Inch Length of Coathanger
Step 3: Bend Wire Into a U Shape.
Step 4: Bend Rubber Band Holders on Either Side of "u"
Step 5: Attach Rubber Bands and Washer.
connect the two ends of each rubber band to the corresponding band hook on the wire piece.