How to Annoy Your Dog (*no Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Instructable)

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Introduction: How to Annoy Your Dog (*no Animals Were Harmed in the Making of This Instructable)

A simple way of annoying your dog!!
(This is a spoof instructable and so please no negative comments)
*No animals were harmed in the making of this instructable
THis is my dog Named "CUJO",A pure bred pomerrenian.

Step 1: Materials

- A hand WIth fingers
- A Dog

Step 2: The Annoying Part

Poke your dog as many times nessesary until annoyed, to know if he is annoyed check out the next page.

Step 3: Is He Annoyed Yet?

Youll know he is annoyed if he bites you

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    My cat is pregnant, even if you touch her she bites you! But... When she isn't, she is so so so cute!

    my dog actually likes it

    He's so cute that I want to bite him!

    Wait humans are animal and you got bit, so an animal did get harmed!

    my dog wont stay around long, so its kind ov hard to do.

    As a note, my pekepoo will bite after 4 pokes. As for my Yorkie, I stopped poking at 20 since he wouldn't bite. He will, however, bite immediately if you touch his nose while shouting "BEEP".

    for me i just come and say "AAAAAWWWWAAAAWWAAAA" and my dog starts barking at me and trying to bite me

    your dog pic looks like a unicorn

    That dog is soooo cute! My chow is aggressive :) but will never bite me in a mean way...

    ZOMG! ITS BLOCKHEAD!!!!! And he's in his dragon suit!

    I don't think i want to try this with my German Shepherd. I KNOW I don't want to try it with my cat!

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    You'd probably be safer doing this with a shepherd. They're generally pretty laid back dogs.




    Pomeranians are known for being furry chainsaws with no sense of humor.




    The Instructible poster's lucky he still has all his fingers attached.

    I really want to post a negative comment but I can't because you told me not to. Oh well, I'll save it for an actual instructable.

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    Gee, you're obedient.

    Okay, send me a postal money order for a $1000.00. Don't worry about filling it in, I'll do that myself.

    Contact me privately for the address.