how to annoy your dog (*no animals were harmed in the making of this instructable)

A simple way of annoying your dog!!
(This is a spoof instructable and so please no negative comments)
*No animals were harmed in the making of this instructable
THis is my dog Named "CUJO",A pure bred pomerrenian.

Step 1 Materials

- A hand WIth fingers
- A Dog

Comments

[Pfarmkid]

my dog actually likes it

[miafrieda]

He's so cute that I want to bite him!

[animal lover]

Wait humans are animal and you got bit, so an animal did get harmed!

[animal lover]

my dog wont stay around long, so its kind ov hard to do.

[beth3773]

As a note, my pekepoo will bite after 4 pokes. As for my Yorkie, I stopped poking at 20 since he wouldn't bite. He will, however, bite immediately if you touch his nose while shouting "BEEP".

[ARJOON]

for me i just come and say "AAAAAWWWWAAAAWWAAAA" and my dog starts barking at me and trying to bite me

[Spirit{BM}]

Haha! I loved this =)

[asolomon1]

your dog pic looks like a unicorn

[Chowmix12]

That dog is soooo cute! My chow is aggressive :) but will never bite me in a mean way...

[Punkguyta]

Delete this instructable?

[Lokisgodhi]

Why? It's funny.

[Th3Snip3r]

ZOMG! ITS BLOCKHEAD!!!!! And he's in his dragon suit!

[cybertonix]

I don't think i want to try this with my German Shepherd. I KNOW I don't want to try it with my cat!

[Lokisgodhi]

You'd probably be safer doing this with a shepherd. They're generally pretty laid back dogs.




Pomeranians are known for being furry chainsaws with no sense of humor.




The Instructible poster's lucky he still has all his fingers attached.

[GreenDay]

I really want to post a negative comment but I can't because you told me not to. Oh well, I'll save it for an actual instructable.

[Lokisgodhi]

Gee, you're obedient.

Okay, send me a postal money order for a $1000.00. Don't worry about filling it in, I'll do that myself.

Contact me privately for the address.  

[dragonsniper]

lol

[claudiapatx]

Hey this even works on humans! So cool!LOL

[chocogrape]

lololol

[dragonsniper]

lol

[Skywoolf]

My labrador would ignore me. My little mongrel would just run away. My two great danes are very playful. They wouldn't bite. They would just jump on me! I don't think I want to do it with them.

[TamarGirl]

I already know how to do this - I have a chihuahua x pomeranian x papillon - but I've taught him not to take chunks out of me. Hi nibbles rather than bites. How about doing an instructable that shows how to make him do some tricks apart from biting when provoked?

[Goodhart]

:-) Yeah, I know how to do this too, even though I didn't have pets when very young, I had 2 younger brothers, and a younger sister; annoying them was just as easy, only they didn't bite back to show it LOL

[Lokisgodhi]

Gee, my little sister did bite back to show it.

It was fairly easy to break her of it. Shove you fist into her mouth and then twist.  

Damn, I miss the early 1970s, you could do stuff like this. It was so much fun.

[Goodhart]

My mom had a faster method of breaking it......biting back, and asking if HE liked it. :-)

 

[SpinWard]

Next on the instructables...How to annoy your younger siblings complete with pictures if them biting.

That would be great!

Nice spoof!

[musicalbee2003]

Mine does

[Goodhart]

LOL I was oldest of my clan; nobody "bit me"; er not twice anyways LOL

[kimroks]

Yeh this is a spoof instructable he doesnt really bite he just nibbles

[djlewis725]

lol in the begining it looks like your holding a treat off the screen

[evil666]

LMAO :P

[Russian sniper]

lmao
sausage fingers hahahaha
¬¬ forget it.....

[spenfisher12]

I would reccomend a stick or dowel see next page to see why

[spenfisher12]

your hand looks like a foot

[mackintoshlinessless]

my friend has the same dog as yours

[livestrong2431]

Squirrel dog! =D

[king157]

the best way to annoy any small dog is to stare them in the eyes and growl while your on all fours. they freak out so much

[get to da parakeet]

i love these dogs. my neighbor has one. i pet it every morning when i do some helpful work for them. i get paid!

[knexfan9182]

no try slaping the ground before the dog/cat its so much fun!

[The Expert Noob]

yes, dachshunds really go crazy when you slap your hand down on the ground.....all 9 of them!