how to annoy your dog (*no animals were harmed in the making of this instructable)

A simple way of annoying your dog!!
(This is a spoof instructable and so please no negative comments)
*No animals were harmed in the making of this instructable
THis is my dog Named "CUJO",A pure bred pomerrenian.

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Step 1: Materials

- A hand WIth fingers
- A Dog

Pfarmkid says: Feb 26, 2012. 10:20 AM

my dog actually likes it

miafrieda says: Jan 11, 2012. 10:03 PM

He's so cute that I want to bite him!

animal lover says: Nov 21, 2011. 5:42 PM

Wait humans are animal and you got bit, so an animal did get harmed!

animal lover says: Nov 21, 2011. 5:39 PM

my dog wont stay around long, so its kind ov hard to do.

beth3773 says: Aug 18, 2011. 9:49 PM

As a note, my pekepoo will bite after 4 pokes. As for my Yorkie, I stopped poking at 20 since he wouldn't bite. He will, however, bite immediately if you touch his nose while shouting "BEEP".

ARJOON says: Apr 10, 2011. 11:01 AM

for me i just come and say "AAAAAWWWWAAAAWWAAAA" and my dog starts barking at me and trying to bite me

Spirit{BM} says: Apr 2, 2011. 10:55 PM

Haha! I loved this =)

asolomon1 says: Apr 2, 2011. 10:41 PM

your dog pic looks like a unicorn

Chowmix12 says: Mar 27, 2011. 7:56 AM

That dog is soooo cute! My chow is aggressive :) but will never bite me in a mean way...

Punkguyta says: Feb 2, 2009. 9:18 PM

Delete this instructable?

Lokisgodhi says: Feb 11, 2011. 6:06 PM

Why? It's funny.

Th3Snip3r says: Mar 20, 2009. 5:48 PM

ZOMG! ITS BLOCKHEAD!!!!! And he's in his dragon suit!

cybertonix says: Sep 16, 2010. 11:06 AM

I don't think i want to try this with my German Shepherd. I KNOW I don't want to try it with my cat!

Lokisgodhi says: Feb 11, 2011. 6:03 PM

You'd probably be safer doing this with a shepherd. They're generally pretty laid back dogs.

Pomeranians are known for being furry chainsaws with no sense of humor.

The Instructible poster's lucky he still has all his fingers attached.

GreenDay says: Mar 12, 2008. 12:21 PM

I really want to post a negative comment but I can't because you told me not to. Oh well, I'll save it for an actual instructable.

Lokisgodhi says: May 22, 2010. 1:17 PM

Gee, you're obedient.

Okay, send me a postal money order for a $1000.00. Don't worry about filling it in, I'll do that myself.

Contact me privately for the address.

dragonsniper says: Feb 11, 2011. 1:36 PM

lol

claudiapatx says: Apr 29, 2010. 10:27 PM

Hey this even works on humans! So cool!LOL

chocogrape says: Oct 7, 2010. 1:51 PM

lololol

dragonsniper says: Feb 11, 2011. 1:34 PM

lol

Skywoolf says: Jun 20, 2010. 6:57 AM

My labrador would ignore me. My little mongrel would just run away. My two great danes are very playful. They wouldn't bite. They would just jump on me! I don't think I want to do it with them.

Tamaresque says: Mar 12, 2008. 4:10 PM

I already know how to do this - I have a chihuahua x pomeranian x papillon - but I've taught him not to take chunks out of me. Hi nibbles rather than bites. How about doing an instructable that shows how to make him do some tricks apart from biting when provoked?

Goodhart says: Mar 13, 2008. 7:45 AM

:-) Yeah, I know how to do this too, even though I didn't have pets when very young, I had 2 younger brothers, and a younger sister; annoying them was just as easy, only they didn't bite back to show it LOL

Lokisgodhi says: May 22, 2010. 1:12 PM

Gee, my little sister did bite back to show it.

It was fairly easy to break her of it. Shove you fist into her mouth and then twist.

Damn, I miss the early 1970s, you could do stuff like this. It was so much fun.

Goodhart says: May 23, 2010. 2:54 PM

My mom had a faster method of breaking it......biting back, and asking if HE liked it. :-)