how to annoy your dog (*no animals were harmed in the making of this instructable)

 by kimroks
A simple way of annoying your dog!!
(This is a spoof instructable and so please no negative comments)
*No animals were harmed in the making of this instructable
THis is my dog Named "CUJO",A pure bred pomerrenian.
 
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Step 1: Materials

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- A hand WIth fingers
- A Dog
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Pfarmkid says: Feb 26, 2012. 10:20 AM
my dog actually likes it
miafrieda says: Jan 11, 2012. 10:03 PM
He's so cute that I want to bite him!
animal lover says: Nov 21, 2011. 5:42 PM
Wait humans are animal and you got bit, so an animal did get harmed!
animal lover says: Nov 21, 2011. 5:39 PM
my dog wont stay around long, so its kind ov hard to do.
beth3773 says: Aug 18, 2011. 9:49 PM
As a note, my pekepoo will bite after 4 pokes. As for my Yorkie, I stopped poking at 20 since he wouldn't bite. He will, however, bite immediately if you touch his nose while shouting "BEEP".
ARJOON says: Apr 10, 2011. 11:01 AM
for me i just come and say "AAAAAWWWWAAAAWWAAAA" and my dog starts barking at me and trying to bite me
Spirit{BM} says: Apr 2, 2011. 10:55 PM
Haha! I loved this =)
asolomon1 says: Apr 2, 2011. 10:41 PM
your dog pic looks like a unicorn
Chowmix12 says: Mar 27, 2011. 7:56 AM
That dog is soooo cute! My chow is aggressive :) but will never bite me in a mean way...
Punkguyta says: Feb 2, 2009. 9:18 PM
Delete this instructable?
Lokisgodhi in reply to PunkguytaFeb 11, 2011. 6:06 PM
Why? It's funny.
Th3Snip3r in reply to PunkguytaMar 20, 2009. 5:48 PM
ZOMG! ITS BLOCKHEAD!!!!! And he's in his dragon suit!
cybertonix says: Sep 16, 2010. 11:06 AM
I don't think i want to try this with my German Shepherd. I KNOW I don't want to try it with my cat!
Lokisgodhi in reply to cybertonixFeb 11, 2011. 6:03 PM
You'd probably be safer doing this with a shepherd. They're generally pretty laid back dogs.




Pomeranians are known for being furry chainsaws with no sense of humor.




The Instructible poster's lucky he still has all his fingers attached.
GreenDay says: Mar 12, 2008. 12:21 PM
I really want to post a negative comment but I can't because you told me not to. Oh well, I'll save it for an actual instructable.
Lokisgodhi in reply to GreenDayMay 22, 2010. 1:17 PM
Gee, you're obedient.

Okay, send me a postal money order for a $1000.00. Don't worry about filling it in, I'll do that myself.

Contact me privately for the address.  
dragonsniper in reply to LokisgodhiFeb 11, 2011. 1:36 PM
lol
claudiapatx says: Apr 29, 2010. 10:27 PM
Hey this even works on humans! So cool!LOL
chocogrape in reply to claudiapatxOct 7, 2010. 1:51 PM
lololol
dragonsniper in reply to chocograpeFeb 11, 2011. 1:34 PM
lol
Skywoolf says: Jun 20, 2010. 6:57 AM
My labrador would ignore me. My little mongrel would just run away. My two great danes are very playful. They wouldn't bite. They would just jump on me! I don't think I want to do it with them.
Tamaresque says: Mar 12, 2008. 4:10 PM
I already know how to do this - I have a chihuahua x pomeranian x papillon - but I've taught him not to take chunks out of me. Hi nibbles rather than bites. How about doing an instructable that shows how to make him do some tricks apart from biting when provoked?
Goodhart in reply to TamaresqueMar 13, 2008. 7:45 AM
:-) Yeah, I know how to do this too, even though I didn't have pets when very young, I had 2 younger brothers, and a younger sister; annoying them was just as easy, only they didn't bite back to show it LOL
Lokisgodhi in reply to GoodhartMay 22, 2010. 1:12 PM
Gee, my little sister did bite back to show it.

It was fairly easy to break her of it. Shove you fist into her mouth and then twist.  

Damn, I miss the early 1970s, you could do stuff like this. It was so much fun.
Goodhart in reply to LokisgodhiMay 23, 2010. 2:54 PM
My mom had a faster method of breaking it......biting back, and asking if HE liked it. :-)
 
SpinWard in reply to GoodhartMar 31, 2008. 4:52 AM
Next on the instructables...How to annoy your younger siblings complete with pictures if them biting.

That would be great!

Nice spoof!
musicalbee2003 in reply to GoodhartMar 17, 2008. 5:39 PM
Mine does
Goodhart in reply to musicalbee2003Mar 17, 2008. 9:51 PM
LOL I was oldest of my clan; nobody "bit me"; er not twice anyways LOL
kimroks (author) in reply to TamaresqueMar 13, 2008. 4:44 AM
Yeh this is a spoof instructable he doesnt really bite he just nibbles
djlewis725 says: Mar 30, 2010. 10:32 AM
lol in the begining it looks like your holding a treat off the screen
evil666 says: Mar 5, 2010. 2:04 PM
LMAO :P
Russian sniper says: Feb 4, 2010. 9:55 AM
lmao
sausage fingers hahahaha
¬¬ forget it.....

spenfisher12 says: Aug 25, 2009. 1:56 PM
I would reccomend a stick or dowel see next page to see why
spenfisher12 says: Aug 25, 2009. 1:52 PM
your hand looks like a foot
mackintoshlinessless says: May 21, 2013. 12:30 PM
my friend has the same dog as yours
livestrong2431 says: Feb 23, 2009. 6:04 PM
Squirrel dog! =D
king157 says: Feb 5, 2009. 5:18 PM
the best way to annoy any small dog is to stare them in the eyes and growl while your on all fours. they freak out so much
get to da parakeet says: Oct 5, 2008. 6:18 AM
i love these dogs. my neighbor has one. i pet it every morning when i do some helpful work for them. i get paid!
knexfan9182 says: Jun 29, 2008. 7:29 PM
no try slaping the ground before the dog/cat its so much fun!
The Expert Noob in reply to knexfan9182Sep 18, 2008. 9:39 PM
yes, dachshunds really go crazy when you slap your hand down on the ground.....all 9 of them!
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