Introduction: How to Become a Ninja

How to become a ninja:
Hello i am Gman2306 and i will guide you though the steps to become a NINJA. Your probly thinking why would i want to become a ninja?!?!? Well here are 3 reasons....

1. Ninjas ROCK OUT LOUD!!!!
2. You will suddenly gain the power of a ninja ( sorry no awsome numbchucks skills are included)
3. You will gain the knowlage of how to become a lvl 90 palidan on W.O.W

Step 1: Step 1

All you need is black shirt and 2 working hands

firs put shirt over head and put back at top and frunt under your nose. (like shown in picture)

Step 2: Step 2

then wrap sleaves around the back of your head and tie a grany knot

(again as shown in the picture below)

Step 3: Step 3

pull the top over your hair and bottem over your nose and viola your a ninja

Comments

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CanDo (author)2007-04-18

OH MY GOD!! I CAN ONLY SEE A PAIR OF EYES!!!! THEY'RE FLOATING IN MID SPACE, WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!?! To be a ninja, you study ninjutsu with ninjas for a couple of decades. This would be FAR more appropriately titled, "how to put a black shirt on your head"

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azuma (author)CanDo2008-07-26

hey....how you do that???

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steel$ (author)2007-06-24

its imposable to be lvl 90 on wow it only goes to 70 with the expantion and 60 without

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yelfoot010 (author)2007-06-12

bah. this instructable is like... well you know. nijas??!?!! they suck!! i hate ninjas.

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chemy999 (author)2007-06-07

umm
a ninja is NOT all looks
you have to have skills nobody cares (usually) what a ninja looks like

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hscninja (author)2007-05-26

I think it is fun and alright for kids to like ninjas and have fantasies. Ninjas did not "Rock Out Loud". Taht would defeat the purpose of being a ninja. Ergo silence. Also, learn how to spell. Its nunchaku- in american nunchucks. not numb. Ninjas would also pwn level 90 palies on W.O.W.

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mastercheeser (author)hscninja2007-06-01

who gives a crap about that its so kool its like the best thing ever

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porkdemon (author)2007-04-24

AAAAAHHHHHHHH, well this is a sort of handy thing but its been done before. also ninjas were more commonly disguised as gardeners and other house staff, the entire black disguise is for blending into shadows, ninjas wore white in snow, and occasionaly green in heavily forested areas, the steryotypical black ninja uniform was only used sometimes.

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astrosapien (author)2007-04-22

Well, looks aren't everything for ninjas. On the contrary, looks are practically nothing. I suggest adding to this about the required skills and makeshift weapons.

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Jural (author)2007-04-17

So how is the "be nice" policy working out for everyone. Good going GMAN, look forward to more from you.

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T3h_Muffinator (author)Jural2007-04-17

Yes, there is a "be nice" policy, but there is also a "no stealing other people's work" policy.... GMAN is plagiarizing, which is illegal...

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Jural (author)T3h_Muffinator2007-04-20

I see your point. To me, it was apparent that he was young and using his imagination. One thing that I sometimes forget to do myself. As far as plagiarizing some others work. Are you sure that was his intention? But I do agree, plagiarism = bad.

Jural

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Magnelectrostatic (author)2007-04-19

T T - siht daer tnac uoy epoh i, ajnin dab a ruoy,mood fo nekiruhs onan ekil snopaew yna evah neve tnod uoy dood

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Gman 2306 (author)2007-04-18

.... Ok lemonie hears one for you I dont like the series of unfortainet events

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Gman 2306 (author)2007-04-18

no im not that guy and yes i have a black eye i just wanted to show everyoner else his work

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meddler (author)2007-04-17

All right Sgt Waffles,i see your point about bad instructables, you have my aplogy. (Sigh) I try to stick up for people from time to time, but some just make it not worth the effort. I hope no one puts up "how to be a pirate" with a picture of Jonny Depp....

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Sgt.Waffles (author)meddler2007-04-17

Yar, that gives me an idear. Wheres me booty!....oh there it is.

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lemonie (author)2007-04-17

"Gman 2306 has not posted any instructables yet..."
"Gman 2306 has not posted any comments yet..."
Inspired by this?
http://www.realultimatepower.net/

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0gre (author)2007-04-17

"Thank you" to all the people who took this seriously. We now know who you are so we can avoid you in the future.

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FrenchCrawler (author)2007-04-16

Ummmm..... no? Anyone got a spray bottle full of water? This only shows you how to dress like a ninja, not how to be a ninja....

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It doesnt even do that, it shows you how to pull a shirt over your hea.

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okoshima (author)2007-04-17

ok first off im thinking that a peanut is more ninja like than you. being skilled in thrown weapons as well as ninja like weapons i can happily say your a moron. get off our internets.. kthxbai!

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ich bin ein pyro (author)2007-04-17

well........well........well......well, well, well..............at least its original to this site.

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Visitor (author)2007-04-17

Put keywords "ninja" "mask" and "lesson" to Google image search to find the original author of this idea. Do not be surprised if you find instructions that are much better than this piece of crap.

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Sgt.Waffles (author)2007-04-17

I.Q. dropping.....dropping......dropping......GONE! Its outa here folks! My I.Q. is officially at room temperature after reading this instructable.

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westfw (author)2007-04-16

"Ninjas can't catch you if you're on FIRE!"

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abbabibble2 (author)2007-04-16

sorry, but this is the saddest attempt at being a ninja i've ever seen myself. Sorry for being blunt or frank or forthright or whatever, but it takes way more than a ninja mask to be a ninja. Trust me.

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Ima_Pirate (author)2007-04-16

Lets settle this! I am a pirate! YO HO HO MOTHER *******!

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0.775volts (author)2007-04-16

are you this guy?

http://www.plasticnipple.com/images/ninja/ninja_lesson.jpg

'cause you don't look like him, and he beat you to the punch.

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Vertigo666 (author)2007-04-16

one, pictures are really bad. 2- you forgot about being a black belt, as well as expertise in the area of throwing ninja stars and swords

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GreenDay (author)2007-04-16

Interesting...

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